I see what you did here by not referring to it as his prized Cock.

It's such a happening place out Independence way. If it weren't for the annual chicken races, Independence would truly be a forgotten corner of the County. Actually, it is forgotten. Not one of our three County Commissioners can find Independence on the county map.

I remember as a kid accompanying my step-dad on a livestock buying trip out that way where we ran across a farmer (?) who was sharing a bottle of vodka with a Holstein calf. Maybe that farmer had moved there from Enumclaw or Buckley; I don't know. There's no shortage of weird folks in the outlying areas of the county.

What's weird about a farmer seducing a young cow?

The races are at the Grange hall right across the road from my buddies place. Good times. . .even have a T-shirt to prove it .. .
Good folks out that way, Stam would fit right in.

You asshole--now I need a new computer, my apple looks like apple sauce!

I thought Todd had to stay at least 500 feet away from chickens ?
Maybe the restraining order was lifted ?