I'll be honest, I use myspace mostly to promote my band and woo the occasional hot chick.

..but hey, if anyone's interested I have two myspace pages, one for the band http://myspace.com/astralbastards ...

and another one for just me... http://myspace.com/astralbastard

both pages have one of our demo songs up so you can be revulsed by our neandermetal stylings

yep, as much as i love Forks, being back in the city allows me to scratch the musician itch like Forks never will...

...maybe someday when I'm too old too rock I'll find myself chopping wood again...

thanks in advance for checking us out...should be playing some shows here in seattle soon!!!

What instrument are you? BTW I noticed you have Trouble as one of your friends. They're a favorite of mine...good old DOOM METAL! I have one but I only talk to chicks....true story

Influences, The Melvins. I know a couple of those guys. Cool...

i am the drummer...

...also the maker of evil faces...

...or just plain dorky ones anyway.

hehe, thanks Aunty...

**blushes**

Get a room.

Venom Rules!

I got a Myspace. I have it under an alias though, my daughter's doll.

I sit on Myspace all day long and wait for one of my employees little picture to say 'online now' then I get up, run to their office and tell them to "Get off the godd@mned Myspace and get back to work!" Someday I'll write a book with these management tips in it.

Do you work at Elma Variety?

Is that one of your special cigarettes?

why whatever do you mean sol?

all my cigarettes are special because they are handrolled with love (and whatever else might be sticking to fingers that day)...

that pic was taken the day i decided to get back together with my ex-wife....

...that expression says a lot doesn't it?

what a dumbass

Here's a craiglist hottie for you, bro. I just copied the important text.

"And why am I single, you ask? Here's the problem - while I am not picky when it comes to looks/background I do have 2 specifics - you have to love Jesus (and live like it) and at least be OPEN to the idea of doing international missions. Those are my 2 passions in life, and I want someone to partner with!"

I replied and asked if she would settle for a guy who was into international missionary position, instead.

hey missionaries love jesus so maybe you'll get somewhere with that...