VTROID presents Angling Angels '07 (update)

For some reason i cant go back and edit the original...but i am not the most fluent guy on all the gizmos on this website.

So....updated roster. we lost one girl but gained....10 or so

photobucket is being fruity right now, but in a minute i will post pics.

Vince....give me another update on exactly what we need, and what we currently have. Do we have pictures of the sleds? current capacity for all the sleds?

ME!!!


vince ( and his wife)




My girlfriend


chelsea, lisa, ashley and random jager girls ( 8 or 9 girls)


Jason R. has his boat filled and could fill another boat


jason G. has his boat filled (4-5)


Grace ( she is bringing one, possibly 2)



Vince- we still need those ER girls....make it happen.

oh and just so you know how we roll

AAAHHHhhhhh no more girls. I gotta do a boat check to make sure we have enough room. I may never say this again in my life, but I'm afraid I have no more room for hotties.

Your girls have scared off the women in their late 20's and earlly 30's that I work with. None of them will go. I probably don't have room for them anyways. It's too bad, 'cause they are all alot of fun.

We're going to have to carpool down. I couldn't get the party bus. The girls can sleep in the trucks on the way to the launch. I can't imagine that their attention spans are so short they'll leap out of the vehicles because the drive is an hour and half. We'll meet in Olympia. I chat with Chelsea about it a couple more times before the 16th.

So the boats are all full, counting the entourage and supplies. If more girls want to go I'll need more boats. I am now thinking 7 sleds with 3 professionals donating thier time, and boats is about all I can do with 2 months notice. Between the last 2 Angling Angels threads, their has been about 5,000 views. I'm pretty sure any interested boat owners have stepped forward.

Or am I wrong? If you've got a sweet sled you'd like to show off, here's your chance to do it with some very pretty anglers. Msg me, or send an email to
vhawk29@hotmail.com

Gracias

VHAwk

PS change that VTROID to something else, it sounds like a vaginal hemorrhoid. Which it might be, but something like that I'd prefer to keep private.

lol Vaginal Hemoroid...... anyways change it to just Angling Angels.

Get support, put out a calendar, have them make sportsman show appearances. Its a gold mine, most fishermen love catching fish, and looking at some fish. So hit it up.

My friend has a 2006 18' sharp @zz sled.... he has expressed interest in "helping out" if extra room is needed.... He gives and gives what a guy!

Fishing with him tomorrow, Let me know..

Peace
Ben

Sooooo....i need majority approval ( we live in a democracy you know ) i was talking to the girls and brainstorming on how the best way to go about getting everyonbe on the dock at a decent hour....they said..no sh*t " well....isnt there a campground down there?" "we can just camp there on the rive rand then get up to go fishing, right?" i said " i will get back to you...but i dont see why not. So now i need to figure out exactly where we are fishing....and if theres a campground either on or REALLY close to the launch. i have talked to all the girls....this seems like something they really want to do...that way if they get to sloppy that night...i can Toe-Drag them out of their tents in the morning to go fishing...and yes...i will do that. should prove interesting. and yes we need all the boats we can get...

Apperantly Chelsea is bringing all sorts of Jager stuff...stickers for the boats...shirts..tee's..ahem..tanktops :)...oh and alcohol

we need some more boats...i will post pics in a few days but we have a lot of girls coming....the camping idea has got them all excited...i also need to hear from the guides and boat owners to see if they are going to camp with us ...or.....are you showing up in the morning? i am trying to figure out exactly what we are fishing for so i can locate a camp ground on the river

Stever_from_everett has an idea for a campground/fishing area. I'll be calling around and rounding up our boat owners tomorrow. Any suggestions from old pro's who know the Big C below Bonni are welcome.

I've got 500 size 6 and 500 size 8 unpainted shad darts coming in on Friday. I've got some painting to do.

good. pic/s will ensue in due time here. it slike pulling teeth..their attention span is as long as mine

How about the TBird's going away party on the night of the 15th? That sounds like a killer place to crash

You sure The Kid is going to show up for this event? I'll give even odds he flakes and it's a no show.

who's the kid? if you are referring to me....ummm i will take that bet easy...double or nuthin says i will.....

but its sort of unfair gambling with you parker, its like me competing in the special olympics...it's always fun to win...but how hard is it to beat a retard? plus i would feel bad...its not a fair bet. but never the less i will take your money : )

I have confidence in him this time If he fails me this time, I'm done

He's talkin about someone else, Mergie... Why dont you guys change the name to Virgintroider Productions?

The Kid. Aka, SquidFloss. Mr. Hasslehoff Himself!

Fark NO, I'm not referring to you. Go away.

PS. The wife saw your avatar and thought you were cute. Time to go kill myself now.



Sounds like you have relationship issues Thurl. I recommend you just DUMP The Kid for good and start afresh!

(Ok, I'm not really Dr. Phil, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.)

LMFAO...

LMMFAO....!

Whats a ni&&a to do? A guys gotta have faith

Merg, I'm a bit confused here. How do you take a bet, then go double or nothing before the bet is done?

Dumber and Dumber gambling techniques. : )


T-Bird cant dump me...not after all the effort i have put into this relationship.... : )

I have to say that being goodlooking ( by societies standards) is something i had nothing to do with,...both my parents are quite attrative, slender athletic builded people. I was blessed in that arena of my life.

and for the record...if you say your going to show up...and you dont...lets just say i can legally make your life hell for quite awhile : ) nothing physical. just some good clean fun : )

Effort? I haven't gotten sh!t from you! Wheres that child support check? Your kids hungry and the diaper hasn't been changed in weeks...

mans got needs....

If I had a larger boat I'd volunteer just because I want to see you guys succeed. This has been entertaining enough to almost want to help out.

Sg

Yer boat's plenty large, Sg...is there really too much coziness when you're fishing with a boatload of young ladies in bikinis?

Fish on...

Todd

Todd, I don't want to fish. I'd just like to see these guys pull this off. And my boat ain't cool, has zero zoot factor. It's a fishing boat. If I'd been thinking bikinis, I'da bought a different boat.

But I could be helpful, like grabbing a bikini strap when one of 'em leans over, ya know, to prevent them from falling overboard.

If it were on a smaller river I'd offer up my 'toon...the casting platforms look just like go-go dancer platforms at a club.

Perfect.

Fish on...

Todd

OK, I'll throw you a line and tow your 'toon. Go go dancing should be a perfect fit to this party.

Todd, just install a pole where the front seat is and it would be perfect!!!!

If I did, I'm thinking the rower's seat would be a pretty good spot to be.

Fish on...

Todd

Todd, Team J and L's 24 foot Super Vee has plenty of Dancing room on it with the seats out!!!! Do I really need to install a pole or would the water ski tow bar work as well

Can't wait to read the reply..........

I want someone to print up a giant "FREE CANDY" vinyl sticker for their boat. It'll be perfect along with the go go pole.

Jerry, there's an easy answer to that question...yer boat's a pretty durn big one...put a pole in the bow, and leave the ski tower in the stern...hell, run a cable between the two for some acrobatics, too!

Fish on...

Todd

The cable won't work but a good idea as I now plan on mounting the Digital DVD Recorder to the Tow Bar!

Whats with the "Free Candy" on the side of the Van? Does that keep the tweakers away? Or is it more mysterious than that?

The only way to find out is to see me on the river, and climb in the back...

Fish on...

Todd

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LMAO

I don't want to be at the takeout on the Cowlitz, watching Jerry come out of Todds' van holding his bum. Bad touch bad touch...

Jerry don't do it. I'll buy you some candy instead.

Todd...Todd...Todd...fishing for sub-legals again eh? Be sure to send me the pics as usual. lol

water ski pole doubles up...anytime you can two ( or three if you have that kind of mind) uses out of one pole... your doin good in my mind

yeah....the pole will do us no good in this situation.

Funny, that's the name of my boat....

heres a sticker we need since i beleive the drinking will start late to mid afternoon on Friday to Sunday about 3:00 am.



Dont need to see any of this

sooooo....HUGE SET BACK. At the last minute...ashley, lisa and her group dropped out. She was the one that was the most gung ho about this. Apperantly ( we didnt take this into consideration) it is fathers day Sunday. So her dad wants to go to a rodeo with the family. So she boned out. of course since she's not going her friends arent going. Both the Jasons dropped out. One has a body building competition and the other has a modeling gig in everett. so the couple of girls they were bringing arent coming.

All hope is not lost. i made some emergency calls and i think we can still pull of plenty of numbers. I hung out with a few of them last night....The Captain hung out with me all night

so those girls are definetly going. my girlfriend, and all of the Jager girls. Chelsea is totally gung ho but she is coming Sunday. I have some feelers out with a few different girls that i beleive will go too. But it just pissed me off....ive been planning this like 2 months now...she knew the whole time what day it was......irritating

You're learning that getting chicks from point A to point B is like hearding cats, bro.

"emergency calls " usually end up less than you expect..

fathers day.....bad planning...didnt even think about it.

I should have pictures of the whole roster in a day or two.

Tim, you left off a sentance...

getting chicks from point A to point B is like hearding cats across the carpet by dragging them tail-first.

Give up...save your energy for a better cause.

Better yet, instead of dragging the cat, bait them into a corner with something really shiny and expensive looking...they will come a-runnin all on their own......

Clearly, you need better bait for some fish.

(Old age and treachery can often make up for youth and energy)

Mike

hahahah theres no energy involved. i just call around. nah its just the nature of things. you invite 30 to get 15 "for sures" Its the nature of organizing things where people are involved. i encounter it every time

especially these types of women. if they fart wrong they could change their mind about there whole life goals.

So that's why I could never one of those types of gals...sounds rather like nitro-glycerine...shake 'em up too much and everything blows to hell!

Mike

It's amazing what man can overlook when he's balls deep with carpet burns on his knees.

i am not sure where that came from there Sol....but i will give you 2 and 1 half points for originality

I've been stacking cane in the sugar shack for 24 years now. I know stuff about chicks.

Merg: that line of Sol's is older than you are...but still a good one!

MB

Another line that comes to mind for Merg's current state - Fish and Women can both smell Desperation!

Merg:
Listen to the words of wisdom from your elders, Grasshopper.

Dude, I still have tears coming out of my eyes... Thats one of the best one liners I've read all year...

Keith

my gawd ...here we go....your right...alright so i ask then...since you all seem to have put together congregations of women ALL the time in all your years of wisdom of organizing many groups of women...what should i do O wise ones? Exactly. So dont get all "older than you, done that, been there" speech. I practically do this for a living. The problem arises when i stop going out and i dont have the repoire ( spelling ?) of party man anymore. I have a girlfriend and i dont really hang out with girls anymore. Just because Sol can dig up some saying from a bad John Holmes movie, doesnt mean he is anything other than a pervert that watches Classic Porn. ( that was a compliment Sol ) I dont see any of you out here contributing anything other than quick wit....or half of it anyway. But as they say excuses are like a$$holes every ones got them. I enjoy being smarter than i look and not as dumb as you are. : ) '


So you three wily weezing washed up wisdom wannabe's can put that in your pipe and smoke it....

Illiteration aside...its like my momma always said...if you dont have something nice to say....dont say nuthin at all. So this paragraph has been me....saying nothing at all. : )

bunch of negative vultures always ready to jump in with your "wisdom" : )

love you guys

Addicted has this gig down pat.. Instead of clogging the airwaves with never ending yada yada about some time someplace down the road.. he just does his thing and posts the results.

The "hype" is gonna be your down fall on this one.. Jebus, is it next Monday yet ???

wow....that was a good one...if taht was motor oil it wouldnt wet the end aof the dipstick let alone hit the add one quart

To your credit I was easily twice as stupid as you when I was your age. That was a compliment, too, fuc%nuts.

"What should you do?" It doesn't matter, you're dealing with twenty-something year old pains-in-the-ass all sitting on a open wound that needs attention. You're screwed.

best piece of advice i have gotten since i have been on here. seriously .....


eh...it'll work out..its all about saturation of the market. marketing strategy

Geesh I am amused easy

I'm not, but this is hilarious in so many ways!

Merg , What is the point for this whole idea and gathering? I'm just not getting this whole thing? I love to look at "eye" candy as much as any guy, but having middle age men taking young girls on their boats is just a little creepy??

I'm not bashing you or Vince and I hope it all works out for everyone..... Is it just me that feels this way?

P.S Can't wait to see the pics lol

If they're over 18...........

Those girls look like the stuck up, materialistic, and drama crowd...Not exactly the type you wanna live with for the rest of your life, let alone stick them in your boat for 5 hours...

All I know is that after discussions with Hohbomb, one of the co chairs of this party, Merg will be wearing a bikini and posing as our biotch if we don't get at least 10 hot girls to show. After all the "you old guys don't know about girls like I do" chatter, he's going to really have to deliver some goods.

Maybe we can bring along several bikinis in his size and shoot enough pics to make a special issue of Gay Sturgeon Weekly.

VHawk

Poor merg....someday he might look back and realize that his charitable attempt to show us his ubber-studliness with the fishin' ho thing was really the begining of his life long transgender experimentation.

In any case the pictures will be worth a sympathetic laugh.

RVW

Studliness isn't being a flamboyaunt d-bag on an internet forum and taking pictures of yourself hanging upside down on a tree...

You know what they say about guys who brag and just talk the talk = small ======>

You guys are bein' a little hard on the Merg, dontcha think?

It sounds to me like he's just a guy who's enjoying life.........can't fault him for that.

I appreciate the photos too. It seems that ignoring his advice, like I do everyone else's, is a small price to pay for some photo work. The gals he hangs with just look young and firm to me, I don't know anything about stuck-up or materialistic.........you have to meet somebody to know any of that about them.

All I know is it's going to take a damn lot of photos to live up to the hype. I'm countin' on you Merg and Vince. Don't let a brotha down.

I'm pretty sure the only reason girls that look like that are high maintenance and generally a pain in the ass, is because nobody every bothered to take them fishing! I would love to be there to see the action. I like hot girls, especially drunk ones that are friendly enough to smile.
Good luck and thanks for the entertainment (some of the funniest stuff at your expense Merg :))

Maybe if Merg started a what to wear when fishing thread, it might stay in the fishing forum. Dude seriously all you needed was some accessory like a black and tan fanny pack in your sturgeon trip pics and you could of been a total cracker.

First of all, I'm sure a few of the girls might be prissy, pain in the butts, but I'm guessing the ones that show will likely be easy going and fun. I don't like prissy stuck up girls. I don't give a shiat how good looking they are, if they think they are above smiling at me when I have my zipper open, er I mean when I say hello, then screw them. They ain't invited back. Yea, so there.

Now about the Merg. The online Merg is about 87% more obnoxious than the real life Merg. The energy level, and the ability to enjoy life are about the same in reality as they are online however. Sometimes his writing is pretty dang good too. And his girls are firm. Yes, and very delightful on the eye.

Sometimes though, I wish he'd tone it down just a little. It's like hanging out with the white Don King of fishing. I'm getting anxious that the hype is out of control. And that the weather is gonna screw us.
Please baby Jesus don't let it rain on Saturday. I need 82 degrees and mostly sunny.

VHawk

Dan S,
You are right about not knowing what a woman is like till you talk to her. I am not the best looking or smooth guy, but I have taken out some women that would any of you guys drool. The best looking of them is now in her mid thirties, has had four kids, and will still put any of Merg's girls to shame. She is the only woman I have taken out that I can call beautiful or a good freind and not get my wife jealous. Thats because not only is she beautiful, she is one of the nicest people you every met. When we went out she told me that she had very few friends. It seems most women would just treat her bad because of her looks and most guys would never get over drooling on her. I also remember years ago when a group of my friends and I went to a mall. Sitting alone at a table was one of the prettiest girls anyone had seen. A bunch of the guys kept going on and on about her so one of my freinds, probably most plainest of the group, said, come on guys, if you want to meet her just do it. With that he walked up, sat down and ate lunch with her. She told him that every day she would eat lunch there alone and never had anyone just sit down and talk to her. Gave him her number and asked him to call.
On the flip side, I can remember more than one time I tried to get to know a girl that was just average looking and found her to be the biggest snob ever, and then ended up taking out her much better looking freind who was much, much nicer.

fuc%ing funniest shiat i have heard on this board!

The weather is looking like it's going to SolFly our asses. I'm still prepping for Saturday, but I'm going to make my gut bleed again if I don't get half decent weather.

If I've forgotten to get ahold of any of our boat owners, please let me know. We'll be camping out close to Bonniville Friday night. Casual Saturday morning launch. Saturday night I'll be doing ribs, chicken, and hot dogs. No veggies.

Ain't life a bitc#! Hope ya'll score on whatever fatherless whores show up for this thing.

The Women in Rain Gear calendar shoot is off then?

Nope, not off. Weather report is moderating, light PM showers for Saturday, wind picking up the later afternoon. Houston, we are a go.

VHawk

Find the roughest water to run through, set them up in the front of the boat, and enjoy the show

a decent one amoung the bunch : ) ... i dont give a flying fruit what anyone thinks...: ) thats why i do what i want to do. i put my cock on the block because i can....its fun...and is different. but really it doesnt matter. Being a "ladies man" as you put it is either here nor there. anytime you doubters wanna go out trollin i will show you what i am talking about : ) Now that has nothing to do with being able to get 20 girls to show up to something that they've never done in their life. realisticly....fathers day ironically hosed me. didnt see it coming. i invited "group leaders" girs or guys that would have brought a few a piece that follow "them"

one of the twins has a modeling gig in everett, other twin has a photoshoot, the other jason has a body building competition that he wasnt going to compete in but decided to for the exposure. Ashley's dad is going to some rodeo and wants her to go...so thats like 15 girls total. I was always counting on ashley for at least 5 hot...crazy to boot..girls. She was the most enthusiastic and so wre her friends about going with her. i didnt think in a million years she would cancel. bad news bears nothing i could really do. at that point its out of my control. had i had another couple weeks warning i could have done something about it. But i thought we were overbooked so i didnt invite any more. hindsight is 20/20 but next time if i did it over i would invite double to triple the amount ....if they all showed up...super if not i am covered.


eh...still got a few to show up....might get some XXX rated footage for the wall of shame, ( besides my bikini shots) Stephanie has large boobs and she is not afraid to use them.

should be a fun expirience.

Can't wait to see those shots of Stepanie's large melons.
At least we get tossed of a single bone, for all the hype we had to endure over the last month or so. Snail mail sucks!

need more pics

Just let it go.............................

Let it Rest in Peace.....PLEASE

In Sitka at the fur store they sell a fur lined pouch jockstrap. It's reasonably priced. I'm sure they have mail order.

sorry i had to give some sort of pictures to help out with the lack of XXX rated pictures from teh trip.

and i want one of those....looking as i speak