Well? Who's gonna get it started?

The announcement for the date of this year's Snoopy Rod Classic made its way around the e-mail world today...who's gonna start the chit talkin'?

I see that a few dudes have fired it up a bit already on the "how long do fish fights last?" thread...but it's pretty tame so far.

I'd talk some chit, but our boat got the skunk-ola last year, so I'll wait a bit

Fish on...

Todd

http://www.piscatorialpursuits.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showgallery&Number=385783

Nothing in my email. Dammit who do I have to get Blades to blow to get an invite?

You weren't alone last year Todd. We would have been in the money last year if Andy wasn't such a good guy. He's been eating raw meat all year though and he's ready to combat fish!
Watching 4 Salt catch a fish and Beezer or Craig go head over ass trying to get there to net it crippled me last year.
Hmmm I might have a picture.

All I am going to say for now is GAME ON!!!!

You boys better get there EARLY. I floated in front of your pack last year and had a stellar day, and done by 10:30 or so!!
SORRY
Just trying to get it started!

Well, I guess a forward of the e-mail works for me. Thanks Dave! We'll make sure to bring some spuds this time, and now that I have an idea of where we'll be fishing we'll make a better showing than that single spawner sockeye last year.

My manners will be left at the launch, and I've been taking lessons on the side from Big Stick. Better pack the Bactine, ladies.

"Watching 4 Salt catch a fish and Beezer or Craig go head over ass trying to get there to net it crippled me last year."

Hmmm...seems to me that it was something else that damn near crippled you last year...seastruck?



Fish on...

Todd

A word to the uninitiated. If you decide to get in a "Let's see who can hit the hardest competition" with Pat, don't. My chest still hurts, and I didn't get hit.

That was just pat's way of doing some ultimate chit talking the night before he delivered the following day

I'm hopin I can pull it off this year.. I dunno with the sounds of the new work schedule.. *fingers crossed*

Make sure you guys take lots of pics and especially video. I loved watching the caenage unfold from year previous. Dont forget the paintball guns and spud guns.

Last year you all spooked the fish with the cannons. I caught a nice 8 lber after you all left the hole. Hopefully the SRC falls on my anniversary this year and I can fish in peace for my birthday.

That's a great segway, I was just reflecting on that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7sGybKcp7I

The Mother of all River Cannons has been laid to rest
.... but we'll have something new up our sleeves this year.


If Ripley can keep his Super Spud Cannon from doing propane misfire aerial flamebursts in the boat that will be a good start. BTW Rip, we need to go test fire that puppy and make sure she's in good working order.

1 things for sure, the team name 220 GPM is going to have to change due to the cannon and like devices certainly being banned from this year. Hopefully the Executive SRC Commitee will be lenient on the rule changes

All I really wanna know is, how's Beezer going to get Tim back........

Awesome.

i love these threads

"i love these threads"

Actually Mark I was wondering if the guy that started this "chit", might be the owner of the signature at the bottom of RocketRed's piece in another thread...

I do believe I owe someone a direct hit from a potato! I'll never forget watching from the row seat as gilly fell over backwards and a tater exploded on our bow! What a shot.... Now I have to figure out how to make myself a tater gun.

how does one find out info about the snoopy rod clasic. and hopefully an invite? JC

"Hopefully the Executive SRC Commitee will be lenient on the rule changes..."

I doubt it...

Kev

Who's gonna get it started? Me! Either give me an invite or let my boat in on the fun and I'll kick all your asses! And I'll do it with a skated Western Steelhead Bee to boot;)

Don't even need a spud gun or net. My damn dog will retrieve anything attached to anyone's line....

F' it. You guys are just a bunch of pseudo brat bonking wannabee's anyway;)

I could just launch the SS Beverages Afloat and deliver adult beverages for a reasonable fee....

Now running down to Sol's house to steal his tater gun.




















Thanks Tim

oh sorry for the confusion joe, that wasnt directed at anyone...i seriously love these threads

Really funny VHawk...

Someone must find you attractive. It got me an invitation to the SRC.
Maybe as a way to thank you for the help, we can make some t-shirts for my team...

"We Love Blades...and for a small fee so can you"

Just kiddin ya. I'm almost certain your not gay.

Your an ok guy if you can laugh about it. There's no way to survive this place if your not able to both give and take.

"There's no way to survive this place if your not able to both give and take."

So Vince,

Does that mean you pitch and catch?

"Does that mean you pitch and catch? "

I catch my fair share...of crap.

I can't even get away from it at home. My wife bookmarked the "VHawk is a sissy" thread. She thinks it's freakin hilarious. I think she's insane. But than again she married me standing in Doug's driftboat.

well since you are going to use the trademark Blades...I should get a little something huh...lol

You've been ridden hard and put away wet more times on this board than anyone besides Merg. I commend you for asking for more.

It was a joke.....

You'll know when you've "arrived" on the internet fishing board scene when you recieve that coveted email. But if you don't have 800 posts per year or get invites to fish with the "in crowd" on a regular basis I heard begging Parker or bribing him, with what some may say inappropriate favors, will gain you entrance into the inner circle.

Me? I'm not holding my breath...

I can't say exactly what the requirements are for getting the coveted SRC invite ('cuz I'm not on the 'invite' team, and don't know what the hell they are doing), but I'm pretty sure that bribing Parker won't hurt, but may not help, either...and that many of the participants don't even have 80 posts total...

Fish on...

Todd

Fantastic, a flotilla of drunkards, choking some fine stream with a torrent of Cuervo laced urine, and potatoes. How can you bunch of filthy perverts take something as innocent as snoopy rod fishing and turn it into a festival that would make Larry Flynt blush?

Did blades really offer fellatio so that VHawk could get an invite? I'm not sure if that's just being friendly to a fault, or if it's the pinnacle of piscatorial perversity.

Once again I find my 17 y/o son with this crap on his computer. Whenever him and my young wife get home from his soccer practice, I'll have to talk with him about not being influenced by over-sexed beasts like Stam. I'm afraid to find out what these "MILF" sites are about on his bookmarks. I"m sure he found them here. Probably from Addicted.

Oh and that other guy too, I'm even afraid to say his name, otherwise I'll be seeing his face in a mirror...like saying bloody mary. Heck I heard that if you say 'bloody mary' three times in a row he'll show up too looking for a drink.

It's just soo frustrating.

I'm going to Hoodsport. Does anyone know how the chum fishing has been?

FR

Peace or piece?

I still remember Stam when you said to me "You went to college?"
Hmm. I've gone back and forth with this who is FR thing but I'm back to you.
After all...you are the smart guy...chicks in the bow!

hey easy now....how did you find out about that?

Stam,

I think your neighbor's pissed at you, again.

Dave, Dave, Dave...I am not Stam. Stam has no time to pretend to be anything other than himself, by which I mean a very busy 45 y/o turgid walking phallis of performance art. So keep clapping, keep cheering him on you filthy fishers, you 'fans' of Stam. That festering tank of well-aged teen testosterone. I would be very uncomfortable with his hands on the sticks and my back turned to him. My goodness.

I would much rather fish with Fishhunter and Blades. Abu Loomis can mock the chum, but it is quit an adversary. I would love to catch and release chum like fishhunter. Although it is a kind turn for Stam to invite me to fish with him. My wife and son have been trying to get me on an extended fishing trip. They would like to see me in Forks on my own for a week.

Hey FR...I think the Rapture just started.

Oops sorry, just a Jenna Jameson flick....

Who's Jenna Jameson?

lol too funny!

She's the porn star that your 17 y/o son and his young step mom watch while your out catching chum.

Are you serious?

Edit: Im sure with those bookmarked sites your sons got, he'll know who she is...

good one Vhawk! wow that was funny

I must be christian and not rise to your provacations. I will however show this to my son and his stepmom whenever they finally get home. It is proof that you and Stam belong to the Royal Court of sexual deviants. Such poor moral character, my goodness.

I thought you were better than that Blades? Did you accidentally inhale some of that demon weed? Careful or you'll be back ordering "Barely Legal" like Sol.

it's difficult to figure out where sarcasm begins and ends on this board.. maybe it's infinite?

You have no idea

Now I'm pretty damn close to actually ROFLMAO. Seriously. Dang that dude is wound tight as powerpro.


Come on FR, relax whoever you really are. Google up Jenna, she'll make you feel all tingly inside.


VHawk

Farwell's Right: your influence must have spead onto Blade's avatar. Although you probably would not approve of the bikini pic, you gotta admit it beats the Man-gina plugs...

Please help Blades understand how wrong it is to be in the closet...

Best analogy I've heard in a while.

BTW: Barely Legal Rules!

Might need to turn off the parental controls/search filter to get more hits/pictures...

Wrong it is to be in the closet? lol...you are WORNG! nOW WAY AM I CLOSE TO THE CLOSET!

oh? You are openly gay, then?

no, sorry i am not gay, did i get your hopes up?

Hey Hohbomb, you know that what happens in BC stays in BC. Sometimes in order to maintain their cover and bust evil doers (pot smokers) a vice cop might have to ass smoke a meat sausage. But that doesn't make him gay, it makes him a Washington State employee.

Really does it now? too bad i am a government employee.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Ummm, yeah.


...that's totally NOT GAY.

Actually when it comes to government, most of us have sore spinchters.

Yeah we do, and the sausages are huge! when i got back from that trip i was in a wheel chair fishing the Hoh!

Yer right. Yer not in the closet.

...denial only leads to guilt anyway.

I feel dirty just reading this. I'm gonna take another shower.

Don't get too mean their Hohbomb, I don't want this thread getting locked. FR probably already wrote to the MODs complaining about how mean I am to him. And then I accused someone of having to 'ass smoke sausage'. I'm probably gonna be banned or something.

denial yes, sorry do you really want to hear it that I am gay than Ok, just for you hohbomb I am gay, although I have a smoking hot girlfriend, HOHbomb knows i am gay, so there it is!

Floats mine as well as hohbomb, sure not yours too?

Cool. I can go to sleep now. Blades is gay. [censored] I have to be up at 3:30 to fish tomorrow. Poor me.
PS Vince
Build a big tatar gun.

Blades dammit...I told you not to react to him. Now I'll save Hohbomb the trouble of writing a reply. I write it for him...


Yea but does your girlfriend have a weiner?

yeah a really big one! you know

Whatever floats yer boat...

"Weiner", it's just a funny word to say.

BTW, the proper response to the accusatory question "Are you gay?"
is this; "If it makes you feel comfortable leaving me alone with your girlfriend, then sure...I'm gay."

...hehehe

While you guys fight over blades gender orientation I'm gonna train for the SRC. This is freakin serious. No more playing around. Dammit I'm gonna totally own the SRC. I just bought a new snoopy rod.

WTF? Are you pawning off a spud gun that's gonna kill me?

Looks like FR is something of a dildo, but he sure can get a thread moving. 5 pages in about 2 hours.

Your one big mofo, we might need the muscle. Plus your spud gun sounds like something a potential ER patient would be using. I'm not balsy enough to pull the trigger on it, maybe I'll just watch you instead.

Ask hohbomb, but I think that would be cool to have you along.

I'm serious though about actually bonking some brats during the SRC.


Fish on...

Jerry,

Hoodsport has been OK for chums lately.

I'm meeting Lorenzo at the Scatter Creek Rest Area bathrooms tomorrow morning at 5am, and we're heading over to the Hatchery Zone. We could stop by and pick you up if you'd like to join us.

If you're planning on joining us, let me know and I'll give Miguel a call; we'll make it a double date.

Your pal,

Larry

P.S. The rest of you vile cretin anti-American commie pinko douche bags can all go to Hell.

From the picture I can totally tell that it's Todd. Looks just like him.

Prepare for your SRC wing-tipped, penny loafer asskicking.

I give this thread 5 stars. I learn a lot on this board. The truth about blades being one of them....he is really....
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The Gay Blades hahahaha!!!



We already know about the chumkiller.

you guys can keep believing that I kept it but it's the first chum I've caught and I released it. That thing went back in the water...

I bet it did.....

Hahah that's pretty funny/clever Abu.
Caught it up on the sky and wouldn't consider keeping it even if I had caught it out in the salt. Never kept a chum never will.

BTW I meant to say it's the first Chum I've caught and I'd never keep it. I've spent a good 4 hours writing a midterm paper today and all the reading and typing has my brain pretty sore..

Did someone mention Jenna Jameson? I better run my anti-virus software now...Even my computer feels dirty. If this can't turn Blades straight, nothing will!

Jenna is a nice girl. I'd like to sit down and share some coffee with her, maybe discuss the economic philosopy of John Kenneth Galbraith.

I've never met Jenna, but way back in the day, I was one of the first guys to see Torrie Wilson's brand new boobs. I worked with her at Cafe Ole' in Boise for about a year. I got a super close look at the job the surgeon did. Seriously good work. She was totally laid back gal. She was cool, and I'm glad to know she's pulling in some big money. She might be able to set Blades straight. Maybe...

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/torriewilson/photos1/posedphotos/

Then there was that Liv Tyler look alike who was a little more interested in my girlfriend then she was in me...but thats another story.

Fishhunter, if you want Abu and Hoh to leave you alone you got to ignore them. Otherwise those guys will keep pushing your buttons until you go crazy.

The last guy that they teased this bad hung himself. His girlfriend found him and didn't want the insurance company to know it was a suicide. So she yanked his pants and underwear down before calling the police. The ruled it an accidental death, autoerotic asphyxiation. I wasn't supposed to talk about it, but since you guys share some things in common, I just wanted to make sure it didn't happen to you.

Seriously, I worry about you guys hanging yourselves with your moms underwear. It's a gawdamn epidemic. It needs to stop.

VHawk

"Super close look?" I think I have a new hero...

I wasn't allowed to touch. Lets make that clear. I don't need her hunting me down and choking me out while I still have all my clothes on.

Actually I'm the real Vhawk.....and I like to be choked by hot blondes.......

damn i wish i could post that picture TBird created

Bribing Parker won't work. I am not on the "Who Gets An Invite" Committee.

SOOOOOO laughing.

Next.

seriously guys i am not gay

-Larry Craig

This is some funny chit.Keep it going.Where's Sol?????.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Sol's fishing up North.

Seriously, guys...me, either.

Oops, gotta run, The View is on.

Sincerely,

Lar-Lar

Strike Zone, Sol is out. I'm trying to fill in until he gets back.






Somehow I picture that getting said while you dig a small hole in the wall between the toilet stalls with the key to your squad car. The poor guy in the next stall trying to pinch it short, but the fear has completely frozen his colon. It's not until you slide your baton under the stall and ask him to "interrogate" you, that the hapless fellow yanks up his trousers with a two pound coconut berry still attached to his anus, and runs for the exit. Meanwhile your lips are pushed up against the hole, bits of sawdust on your tongue as you say one more time...

"Seriously guys, I am not gay."

OK. That Blades guy does sound gay.

But I'm not. Seriously, I'm not.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

Regards,

Senator Lawrence Craig, (R)-Idaho

Maybe he does have a hot girlfriend. I think the only way to unprove his gayness is for him to put up some pics of her wearing a g string and a sign that says "My boyfriend Blades is not gay".

Make sure she doesn't expose too much areola. That would be a little to risque.

And to keep it on topic...have her hold your snoopy rod too.

I dont think I have ever laughed so hard at a thread..... Blades a word of advice sit quietly for a bit, every thread you participate in has become a blades bashing..... let all this pass and read the fishing reports

I even though I still hurt from that tumble, it was all worth it. I have the Trophy in my entry right now and I plan on Team Sky Valley retaining it for another year. We are coming with all are Brat cacthing gear, no playing around this year. As long as Todd supplies TBird with another Snoopy Rod loaded with 2lb test and fishing in Pat's boat, we will be good.

Yeah...'bout that...I'm still a little mystified that someone who:

1. Didn't bring their own Snoopy Rod
2. Is on a DIFFERENT team than me
3. Begs for a Snoopy Rod to use
4. And I give him one to use

...would be surprised that he got last year's model, which caught a few fish rendering the drag useless, and still had last year's line on it, which was all kinked up and crappy from being used all day and catching a couple of fish the year before...

...and not only be surprised at that, but would actually complain about it, too.

Besides, he's lucky that it had such crappy line on it and he broke off that 3 pound runt he was fighting at Dimmel...we were closing in with two nets flying when it happened, and I'd say we had a pretty fair shot of stealing the fish, anyway.

Fish on...

Todd

You probably had to use real gear, huh?

Not too worried. I'm sure we'll be OK.

3 limits of steelhead all on Snoopy Rods.....

Oh, by the way...

I think Braids, Vapid Angler, and Boothunter should all be on a team together...anyone got a leaky 13 foot john boat with a 4 horse on it?

Fish on...

Todd

Too bad motors of all kinds are prohibited this year.

Teams "Dip" and "Shiat" brought on that new regulation for this year.

I think we should outlaw oars, too, and just use paddles...three to a boat.

Fish on...

Todd

There is no "we" in "The SRC Rulez Committee!"

Hey, Falwell!

Let's put a team together for this shindig! I'll give Pat Robertson a call and see if he can make it.

We can whip these girly boys big time!

Don't call me until after 3:30pm today, I've got a meeting with my attorney about that ridiculous "I'm a homo!" charge in Minneapolis. We're going to sue those anti-American liberal terrorist lovers into next week!

Damn it...I was slapping my thighs laughing so hard about suing those sons-o-beeotches that I tore a hole in my stockings.

'Til we meet again.

Larry

Yeah, I'm leaving the 'lectric at home. (I'm not sure if I'm Dip or Shiat?) Got a few glares from the bank fishermen, and a rather polite piece of advice from Mr. Ball.

This didn't help:

SRC Water Sports Movie

I'm happy with my contribution to the '07 rules committee. I made it real easy for 'em to make up their mind on what should and shouldn't be allowed this year If it wasn't me, it would have been someone else....eventually!

My only regret is that the damn thing had a leaky gas tank that I didnt find out about until we were on the water. Beezer would have a had a good soaking above wilson's *IF* I could have fired the damn thing up... he ran at us with a little puny fire extinguisher....damned missed opportunities...

Oh so the was you Vince? never knew a growm man had such a high pitch voice and by the was i was looking for those tweakers

Yeah! I was conducting a sting operation, too. I was looking for homos so that I could hit them upside the head with a Bible and then send them to jail. I think that cop that touched my foot is the homo.

Fondly,

Larry

Go!! 2006 SRC Champion Team Sky Valley!!

Two Lavros for Sky Valley team will be ready to defend the title for 2007 SRC challenge.

Looking forward to the party & meeting everyone once again.

really now...we should do some stings together than and round up some homos. LOL two where found last night in a cemetary on whidbey island smoking pot and naked, what that you guys abu and hohbomb?

Hey now.. I didn't bitch that much about it Me actually fishing in the derby was a last minute decision.. I had no reason to be prepared

That wasn't me that hooked that 3 lb runt in the dimmel hole, Actually it was Morgan.. I'm just the guy who was nice enough to cracker it off with the net before you guys had a chance to net it

I did however manage to lose two of pats plugs further downstream, when the fish HIT.. What kind of shiat were you trying to pull, Todd?

Hope I can make it this year, Prepared

When is the SRC? I'd like to make a film of it lol

I found a movie of last year's SRC.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb5kEEcJqKM&e

This thread is turning into something "weird", I think it should be moved to another board.

Ng

ifish?

I'm ready!

That's the technique Blades uses to "noodle" the naked queers out of the cemetary. (watch out Vhawk for this "sting op")

Blades just noodles his weiner out in a dark (gay) cemetary long enough, he's bound to catch his limit...

Is sponge bob legit too?

SBRC?

god you do not give up do you hohbomb? give it a rest, you are ruining the thread!

Um, you and Vince took care of that last night. Uuugh, I shiver at the thought of what else you two took care of last night....

Nice pull off of YouTube Parker!

That was team 3-rivers replacement I think...

That's the best thing this thread has to offer! Cool video.

Anybody try pulling plugs with those snoopy rods?

It works, but only if you're wearing a manthong I hear.. I didn't wear one last year...

I saw one manthong, I don't want to repeat past mistakes. Any uniforms will generously cover man-cheeks.

Being that I was in Beezer's Boat, I was very happy your water gun was out of gas. I think that thing would have added to my bruises. This year I will be happy if I don't catch on fire and don't take a face plant into the rocks. One of these years I will come out unscathed.

I caught one pulling a Dr. Death Tad at the bottom of the Tall Timber's hole year before last VHawk... and I was wearin' tighty whities at the time. It was a scrappy little bastard too. I was usin' a Scooby Do rod that year with a halfway decent drag.

Catchin' those little Bogie brats with the Snoopy rod ain't really that hard. Keepin' the competition from stealin' your fish, droppin' a flare in your boat or pissin' on your tow rig on the other hand...

I took a tater in the face/eye last year. Good noodle/eye protection is a MUST! Have yet to catch on fire, though.

I watched Sparkey catch on fire. That was funny!

PS Vince - our only fish came on a plug last year. Bob had hooked like 13 the day before on plugs and were were SET on winning the SRC. We had the plugs, we knew where they were...blah, blah, blah. Go figure that those slimerockets didn't want anything to do with plugs the next day.

The downside to plugs is that you will probably lose your plug if you hook a fish. Not because the fish is gonna break you off, it's because the 45 other boats all fighting to net that fish ends up breaking it off......unless you are BNelson and can magically get your winning plug-caught fish in and around 85 nets and in to your boat.

Jebus who were those losers?

Shoulda read the whole thread first....I knew it couldn't have been us ;-)
This year the secret is going to be magnets....watch out.

Against my better judgment I just accepted an invite to fish the SRC with Sky-Guy and Todd. You guys can just forget about any sort of chance. If i don't literally get set on fire, like last time, our team is sure to be on fire.

We are gonna start with Todd trading punches with Pat. I will then do the same with Stams smallest girl friend. That will probably leave Ryley alone in the boat. I'm sure he can do fine alone.



Just to make it more interesting I'm bringing a 20 foot landing net and a secret weapon.

Blondebud and I are gonna take a ride with Stam, hopefully one more companion to Blondebud too. Watch out, there will be a plan in place for proper distraction techniques so we can steal your fish.

Yup, that was me (SKYSTEELHEAD) rowed 4Salt into that fish on his Snoopy rod in 2005 SRC.

Binoculars...Check.
Telephoto lense....Check.
Invite for Addicted to stay next door to our room...check.
tequila.....check.

Straight to Hell, all of you.

Everyone knows that Cosmopolitans are the *only* drink for the night before steelhead angling.

And, no, I don't go to graveyards, or smoke pot naked. That's what gay people do, and I'M NOT GAY, GODDAMMIT!!

Thank you,

Larry

We got a sockeye last year, also on a Dr. Death, so yes they do work. It was funny watching the rod "slam down" when the fish it. We were so amused with how it worked we kind of forgot that people would come after our fish. When Neal and Matt headed for us, we quickly got things under control.

Yup, Magnets and Pneumatics will rule the day.

I think some of you should concentrate more on the fishing than the shenanigans. Not like you are good fishermen to begin with.....

BOOO YEAH!



PS. I think I'm gonna try to start a new "tradition" at the SRC. Show your tits, get a steelhead! Kinda like Mardi Gras, except no beads...and much colder.

I think Blondebud might have this year's SRC in the bag (almost not literally!) Stam is gonna show up at the launch with 85 brats in his boat! Limits be damned, Officer!



PPS. Next year, I see Vhawk finding his way as a participant, showing up in a cammo G-String and totally ruining the "show your tits, get a steelhead" thing. I think we need a "No Dudity" rule now!!!!

Hey I have some pretty nice man-tits......Wait, Kev's got me beat there!

DOH!

I think Kev just got trumped by THurl. Manboobs.

Yeah, I think that rule needs to happen now!

NO DUDITY!!!!!

You guys are F'ing with the guy who controls the rules?

Dumb...

I can write in a new rule: Direct shot with a spud gun on Ryley's boat get's you a bonus.

Kev

I vote YES to the bonus rule, Kev!

Uh...I'm in Ryley's boat...

I'm not sure pointing that out is really going to help...is it?

Fish on...

Todd

Stam,

The guy who cleans the graffiti off the toilet stalls at Monte Square would like to talk with you. I'm not sure if he considers you a suspect after seeing your artwork, or if he wants to commission a piece.

BTW, I like bathroom graffiti. It's good to know who's gay, what guys are so in love with a girl that having a bowel movement makes 'em want to carve their names on the wall, and what girls are putting out.


Kev,

I support the proposed rule change. Fantastico

Hot damn...I don't know where to get one, but I bet there are at least ten guys doing internet searches for them right now!

Nice drawing, too...I especially like your rendition of your own mountain man beard...very nice!

Fish on...

Todd

Ok, that drawing was AWESOME!

+1 to Stam.

LOLOLOL diet coke just came out my nose.

Notice how he has Rico in the back of the boat? You're a smart man, Stam, very smart.

Stack of single dollar bills......check.

my name is simon, and i like to do drawings

I'm guessing you'll need a stack of five-spots, at least. Probably wouldn't hurt to bring some 10's and 20's.

Singles might get you Rico or Stam, but not Blondebud.

Oh, i'll be happy to give her 5,10, or 20..... but i'm putting them in there one-at-a-time Rookie!

You wouldn't even last $3 in to your $5 payout....

Eh, best $3 you'd spend that evening! We gotta make sure Pat has a brass pole installed in his garage....

Kev that purposed rule change is ok by me now that I will not be in Ryley's boat...good luck Mr. Vedder, you have now taken my place as a direct target!!!!

Canyon Man

We'll see if you support this:

One-year old left over stink-bombs left in my boat from Canyonman to be fired in rapid succession via slingshot at anyone who pings my hull with a tater....check.

It's cold enough that Blondebud might get the goosebumps.

One little change to the verbage.

Looks like slingshots of all kinds are now banned......

Actually, see Rule #6:

"no aiming above the Gunnels or skipping shots across the water"

I got no problems with either slingshots or stink-bombs..as long as you don't aim above the gunnels or skip shots across the water.

Fire a projectile *at* someone and it's all over. Near someone is fine. I'm sure a well places shot of a stinkbomb spattered over an anchor has got to smell FINE!

How things change.
We now have mods that are funny (Jerry started this summer and just lately bigdaddy has been whoopen some azz).
We have reluctant and non-reluctant celebs posting (Vedder doesn't count).
We have openly gay military officers posting.
Body shop guys have become artists (I printed my copy).
Parker DOESN'T want to see man boobs.
Vince is trash talking like SOL (ps dude bring that cowgirl from your party to SRC).
Maybe it IS time to move this to another board ;-)

That's what we are trying to avoid. Hit in the eye, not eyecandy, that is!

Fun is fun, but being blatantly stupid will get one the boot.



Amen to that! Just say no to MANBOOBIES!

Parker, did you take that contraption you had hand-delivered at the Goodman to the UW Mechanical Engineering Dept. yet?

Pat, that was delivered to me, the super sized propane powered tater cannon...still haven't worked out all the kinks in that one yet, but haven't blown it, a boat, or any people up trying yet, either.

Fish on...

Todd

That's right, my bad, too many beerz consumed to that point!

Paging Larry Craig! Paging Larry Craig!

Thankfully, the aerial flamburst induced aroma of burnt hair made you step back and rethink the propane quantity, at least for a minute or two.

Gotcha covered on the pole--2" is what ya want! I've put together several.

Every year, it's the same thing:

<BOOM>

reload tater

<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>

Unscrewing of the chamber cap

"DAMMITALLTOHELL! I flooded the chamber!"

<CLICK><BOOM>

reload tater

<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>

"Crap. It's wet inside the camber!"

<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><BOOM>

All I can say Ryley is I would watch where those stink bombs are directed toward as not only have I completely replenished my supply, but have something new that will make those look like a bouquet of roses!!! It is so bad and powerful that I will only use if completely provoked!

CM

I'll call you later Kev and fill you in!

"I'll call you later Kev and fill you in! "

Speaking of paging Larry Craig...

Anyhows, I noticed he's a PP member now...must have been tipped off by Falwell's Right...a couple of real jokers.

Fish on...

Todd

Well, hell, we're all screwed if Jen's getting aboard a boat in this event.

If showing boobies gets extra points, I'm going to have to boot Parker off of my boat and put Corey back on ... we have a winner

If this is really how this thing is gonna go...

I hate to say it, but I could round up a posse that would heat up the competition a bit too...

Might not even be able to row if I get the number of boobies the yellow coastguard sticker says I can fit in my boat...

Put Corey in your boat, Parker can ride with Sol, or put Corey in Sol's boat. Corey should definately be in a boat.

Corey and Tim would be something like oil and water, and perhaps a few atom bombs

I'd almost pay money to see the outcome of a day on the water with Corey and Tim...

I would like to see the results of them in a boat all day together, Sol with a hangover, Corey annoyed at the drunkfest, could be good comedy that comes from that... Seriously though, hope Corey does go, that'd be cool.

Put Corey and Tim in the same boat, I'm going to be bring the medic bag. As long as she doesn't actually poke his eye out, we can handle his trauma on the water.


Hell if she does poke his eye out we can just call Francis. I'm sure it's real easy to pop them eyeballs back in.

Francis is actually on call that weekend...but I'm sure he could fix any damage if we needed to run sol down to the hospital!

Number of boobies

November 30th, ehhh? Looks like I'm out. My freinds Michelle and Shannon are going to come over that night and drop a couple of strapless push-up numbers on the floor of my living room and have a naked race before playing tug-of-war with my weiner.

Have fun, ya'll. I will.

Well crap. Sol won this year's SRC and it hasn't even happened yet.

Can't compete against that.

I need a picture of this device, the discription is confusing

I'm not sure if he's talkin about a bra or a rubber dick....

straples not strap on .Tbird You been hangin around SEN Craig latley

I'm getting the last laugh. Remember that chick Michelle at my party that you were drooling over? I'm hitting that shi% hard and she's hot.

Whatever dude. Get it over with and come hang out.

Newly single male is kinda like a bull Elk in full on Rut he will be out soon enough

My sentiments exactly. You could easily fish that morning then go get your freak-on.

So is this how it works when you become middle aged?
Scheduling Sex with Women....?

"Let's see here, let me look at my calendar.... my panocha is available on December the 14th at 9:00pm, does that work for you Tim?" ...lol

...or bring her with and get it on in between casts.

Fish on...

Todd

I can get laid anytime. The deal is I bought Warren Miller tickets for that night. That's what you guys get for not consulting me about choosing the date.

Watching Warren Miller movies is like watching fishing on TV, rather than going fishing...lame.

Granted, it's warmer and you're less likely to break something sitting in a comfy movie seat.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm not clairvoyant. The SRC has always been in December.

If Sol can't make it, our team can buy an inflatable man doll, and mate it to one of those inflatable sheep. We'll stick a shirt labeled "SOL" on the man doll, and hang the two lovers next to the anchor mount. That way he can be there in spirit.


VHawk

I had you pegged for weird, not stupid. After that post I realize it's going to be difficult for you, but try not to prove me wrong by going through with that idea.

Sounds like a challenge to me, Vinnie...get'r'dun.

Fish on...

Todd

Stam probably knows me better than anyone, why don't you ask him if he thinks that's a good idea?

You're playin' wth fire boys. Better put the matches away, dad's going to be upset.

How come the date change this year by the way?

Can Bucket and I borrow your boat at least Sol?
Hate to get the Pavement Princess dirty if I can help it.

Sorry about the date this year Tim, you will be missed. I always enjoy watching you in person flipping people sh!t over a couple beverages, rather on the board here...you are a true master. The date worked becasue the following Friday (12/7) wouldn't work for a majority of the people putting this together, I'll be sure to run dates by you next year.

Kev

Necrophilia comes to mind. Hell, it's winter time. I could probably come back and visit you for a month.

Marsha said the "P" word!