Will the real Baker please stand up

Not to be jerk, or if Im ill informed I will go pound sand.

The Baker is Pure BS, A bunch of good guys unwilling to comment using their own Identity. I know many of you, yet I am sick of the High School like use or abuse that some people on this board get from a clique that wants to poke or make an off color comment without revealing who they really are.

Cheers,

Matt

Some one has been called out,Will he show?????.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

He's just a asshole.

I wonder who the stool pigeon will be?

Or maybe it is just me.

Matt

Agreed Matt.....if your not man enough to say something with your real name then you aint nothing but a little bit#$.

Tim

That's some good chit there.

Fish on...

Todd

Cough, Cough, I think we hooked one Ali...


Matt

Romulus here....


Bout three O'clock....













Lemme guess.... Your real name is GILLY?


Have a pinner then go pound sand

I can see Poland from my front porch.

Romulus, My real name is Matt McCulloch, what is yours? I am done, I have had my funn. I am going to go get whiskey drunk and then head up to Beaver Crk. If you would like to come up to the house it is just across the street from your smoker on Grant rd. I will be there tomorrow night. I have got a bottle of Old Crow, and a few splashes of Thunder Bird.


Matt

I hope all you whiners enjoy the lumps of coal your getting this year.

Sweet, all the net alter egos are making an appearance, this could get good or shut down real fast...my name is Keith and I am NOT the Baker...cheers

Gilly - you have a PM.

Ah, a memo gets distributed.......as the wheel turns...........

Who is that Elparquito guy any ways?

Always showing up for brief periods of time, doing this and doing that, then disappearing as fast as he appears.

Huh.

PS. I was going to be Spider Man, but that asshat Peter Parker took it before I did. I hate him.

Elparquito Man with his side kick Keg Boy, just doesn't have the same ring to it......

I wish I could remember the login information for Sen. Larry Craig...he's my only alter ego, and I can't figure out how to log in as him any more...Parker, if you can find my login and password for it, PM it to me, would ya?

Tomy, romulus, Sarah Palin, Bad Santa...I wonder how many more are going to come out of the woodwork?

Fish on...

Todd

I forgot about El Parquito...maybe he ought to make a post, too?

Let's see...Chrome/23, Edgar, Fallwell's Right...there's still a handful of you left to chime in...

What????? We can have multiple profiles? No way.

Do you SEE an Admin sign next to my name?

No.

I ain't no board admin.......

Now, as for the Elparquito guy, I can't speak for him.....

What about Barbarosa? He is perhaps one of my favorites. Blades too.

I'm starting to realize that there are only about 12 REAL members of PP and the others are all aliases.

My name is Aaron and I've never posted under an alternate ID... although I did have an account before this one and forgot my password. Does that count?

Ok, which one of you is VHawk?

My name is Marcel. I'm not the baker, at times I am an a$$ hole...just ask Dave, Todd, Keith or some others who have met me.

Ok, I confess...


I'm actually Kaiser D.

I thought the avatar bore a resemblance

Ok, I am THE Swede

No, you're a chick in a sauna with 3 boobs.

In that case, tell our girlfriend I need some lovin'.

Mu name is Mike, and my alias is "Merg"

I hope he checks this site still and sends some bikini photos...

My real name is Ryan. That is me in my avatar bringing Dogfish his morning ration of Diet Coke.

Ya, u gotta problem with that?

No.

That avatar is awesome!

I always liked Lupo's avatar.....

Whatever happened to Lupo? Is he still around? Sure had good taste in avatars.

Sg

you mean the real VHawk? or the fake one with the period on the end?

Here's where it gets confusing...hohbomb73 is an alias of mine, but I'm not Kaiser D.



Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Who's that ColeyG. guy? My guess is that he's really a junior high girl masquerading as a mountain climbing fisherman...

Coley is a cop.

That's right

Even as a spey fly guy, Salmo G. doesn't stink as bad as you do......Skunk Boy.

Stam is actually Corey's Sister.

Ok, maybe not, but they both drink frufru pink drinks.....



Bob wishes he was David Hasselhoff. Or, was that Corey wishing Bob was David Hasselhoff?

Maybe David Hasselhoff was wishing that Corey was Bob?

At 15 skunks, you just might be me. I tried four days to get the stink off, standing on all the right rocks, casting to all the right spots . . .

I know who J7 is, and he's no Baker.

I want that Brewer guy to come out and reveal his true identity!

You haven't figured that one out yet?






































He's Majicfly.

Haven't seen a post from the infamous igotcrabs in a bit Barbarosa is the all-star of alter-egos.

I do know who Jonas is though.........

I've got a confession..







































Wait a minute... Not really

Getting back to Gilly's original message.....I think it's uncool to rake a dude over the coals with a false screen name. Using an alias can be funny but not to f some dude over.

I remember when the Baker butt raped Sol and that was the last we heard of him.

I've got no problem with calling people out when they do stupid stuff (done it to Blades many times) but doing it under cover is weak. I've been raked a few times (well maybe more than a few) but all were deserved and done with real screen names and I didn't get butt hurt over those at all.

Telling a dude he is on "ignor" by everyone just doesn't sit right with me.

Seems to me that both Neal and Matt pipe up to be our moral compass every year or so and I appreciate that.

My thoughts exactly Dave. I like the good humor in Jonas and Romulus, and some of the other alter ego's or should I say Eggos. It is absolute BS to rake someone over the coals or jab at them when their are ten or more different people that it could be coming from. It is an absolute mind bender. I am sure alot of us are friends, and I like to look at it like that. Back to the whiskey Alison, the holds are full and this boats gonna sink if we dont find a tender..... I loved that thread.

Matt

I need to get me an alter ego when I want to tell somebody off...I'm far too nice to everyone here, even the idiots.*

Fish on...

Todd

*Especially on the Dark Side.













































Just kidding

I want to know who Stam is...he's so handsome

I wear many hats there big fella

I can't believe........





























I just read through this whole thread.

Thanks Matt and Dave

Tim

So who is Edgar and Romulus??

No phony-bologne here..............

Keith

Not Us we're are who we are....boring fish freaks...

"What?" -Stone Cold Steve Austin

This thread is so weird that I had to give it a high rating...

Fish on...

Todd

mfg... Too funny.

Holy crap.

KK went all Shakespearean right there.







That post alone puts this thread in the top 3.

brewer is.... the brewer. he is who he is. not magicfly, MF has class while brewer virtually has none. brewer has actually fished on a crowded river a short while back. guys were from PP. brewer kept somewhat silent. then one of the guys started spouting off about that MFer called brewer, he had issues with brewer as did a couple others. so i fessed up and defended brewer to point then said i was toddr. it was quite intertaining to see the PP guys start sucking up to fake todd. it was tough to defend a flatblack spraypainted steelee. after a great snow job about the steelee the todd grabbed his two boot silvers and left the group.

WTF Brewer is awseome, I wish I had whatever he is smoking

I don't know Baker
KK's last post was beyond real.....
Name's Dennis and the Skunk hasn't visited often, for which I am grateful.
If I call you names it'll be face to face, but it won't happen here hidden in space

You dumb sonofabitch!!!!! Who the [censored] talks like that??!!! Fer the record,I ain't the brewer,or the baker,er any of these slack jawed varmints!! But if I ever see Romulus sidewindin his way around my camp...I'll shoot the sumbitch!!!

KK you may be an azzhole but a funny one you be.

Take it easy Matt. It's just the internet.

I'm a moral compass Thanks Dave. I'll show this to my wife and maybe earn a couple of points That was a great peace of writing KK! Holy crap.

You do if you like his writing style,Huntinclog

"Huntinclog" thats good, I would definately rather bag myself a good pair of wooden shoes over any deer, elk, or steelhead

I hear wooden shoes are the [censored] for wading, slightly boyant and very natural looking in the water!

So many class acts in this group. Not counting thebaker, who is minimally represented on this forum, so no creds. No creds, he can't call his way out of the proverbial wet paper bag. Isn't that how the Interwebz works?

KK made a major score in this thread tho. I'm impressed he stayed awake thru Julius Caesar.

Damn...props out to KK and the brewer...

I went out drinkin' tonight, so this post took about five minutes to get all writ up with no bad spellin's...

Carry on.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. the brewer, anyone who's met the both of us would never in a million years mistake us for each other...but I still enjoy seein' ya, brotha.

i agree todd.

P.S. the brewer, anyone who's met the both of us would never in a million years mistake us for each other...but I still enjoy seein' ya, brotha.

brewers good looking...

Every time i hear "The Brewer" talk i crack up..... Anyone who can talk in 3rd person like he does, deserves a cookie.

You gotta admit, that kinda depends on the lighting and how many beers are clouding the eyes of the beholder...

Fish on...

Todd

Are ya looking at yourself in the mirror right now Todd? Got myself a funny visual I need to get out of my head... Make it stop!

I must confess. My real name is Hairball Harrington and I work at E. A. R.

Just went from bad to worse!

This thread sure has taken some strange turns...I like it.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. How the hell did Hairball get drawn in to this? Where the hell is that guy, anyway?

This could possibley be one of the freakiest threads of all time.Back to what Gilly was asking.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Like said above "I can't beleive I read all of these post"

Saw him guiding on the Nooch on Saturday. Hairball is still Hairball.....

Or, are you talking about the "Hairball" on this site who really wasn't Hairball?

I'm talking about Hairball who really is Hairball...all this alter ego stuff is confusing me.

Fish on...

Todd

Who is the Millionaire. Bring that guy back. He was cool.

This is why I use my own name on all the websites I frequent...I get confused enough, and having different names everywhere would really get me confused.

Fish on...

Todd

UMMMMMMMMMMMM.....................
I personally like the baker and have no clue who he is.
Everyone just needs to relax.

Take a chill pill Matt

Peace
Fly

We want E-Dogg back too then.

Peace
Fly

Lupo is probaly up the river or in witness protection somewhere.

Thats what the street s tell me

Peace
Fly

Hey Matt, I don't think the multi-headed "baker" has enough a$$ in his pants to stand up & be counted.


Like we talked about, its gotta be a nice little alternative ID to post with when some & his tag-teaming buddys are drunk or stoned & you don't have to apologize later.


Pretty weak. Oh, & BTW while I'm @ it chrome/23 you can KMA.


c/22

This is the Best Thread EVER!!!!!

Six pages of greatness and no mention of Bigstick? he's been back twice under aliases and when it comes to raining misery upon others, he's the guy.

Bigstick.There's a throw back.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

I don't have an alter ego yet. I want one. I'm gonna get one, and then both of my web identities are gonna get in a pi$$ing match with each other to start a 200 post thread with four stars,

fb

fb, lemme know when it starts, I wanna watch.

I still want a moderator to tell me what my login/pw is for Sen. Larry Craig...I miss him.

Fish on...

Todd

I kinda miss the Bigstick, its gotta be time for him to show up & insult all who disrespect his mighty Loomis 1141.







c/22

Mr. Beegstick needs to come to my country.

Pienso que usted las galletas necesita enfriarse hacia fuera…. O I' m que viene para usted…

No hablamos tequilla.

Is that you, ChuckStick?

Somebody lookin' for me? Sorry, last November on my way to vote I stopped off at a Rest Area off of I-84 and accidentally got locked in the last stall on the left.

I just got out today.

Sincerely,

Lar-Lar

You &%$@#$%#@!!! sumbitch!!!!

Ay, QueQue...eres maricon, eh? Tienes cuidado...esta Verdugo es una persona muy mala, y Barbarosa, el huele muy malo.

Tengo pesca...

Todd

Stay away from my man! Oh, I just farted.

No disrespect to fly but I think we now have an anatomically correct manbearpig action figure. That or "The Sticks" junk must be all taped up real tight.


c/22

Tranny's call it a tuck.

"Originally", it was the "nice legs" comment that sent the meter into the red...

I think E-Dog just got kicked off another board last week, maybe he'll come back here

hmmmmmm, wonder why magicfly fails to pipe up too.

brewer has a theory on these mystery monikers. i think it's the adm. and his moderators incongneeto.

You aint KK no more----your just a smoke pimp/whore

I'm only here every now and then but I'm always SeaDNA. But come on 14 pages of this sh#t? How are us "normals" supposed to keep up with the inside jokes? Makes me wish I had an avatar with 3 boobs. I've got a headache.

I'm on page 2 right now.

Page 5 here and still waitin to see who steps up to fess up .. . . . . . glad I'm not holdin my breath. ..

This is the GOOD STUFF BABY...

10 min of my life and worth every second !!!

The BigStick was a flash in the pan.. Now TheKing on the other hand.. that dude was a pain in the ass. I missed him this election year. What happened to the cut and paste queen named Rory ???

7 pages.

This thread is turning into something legendary.

B-RUN,

King & Rory have both relocated to a differnt site where Rory continues his reign as the king of cut-n-paste.

don't make me divulge my $hit disturbing aliases on gaymfishin

I have already had 4 booted, and it's a real pain getting another one established. That reminds me, I think the recent one is about to get yanked.

lol

Take your PMS meds dude and clean out some sand. I highly doubt you are "normal" if you cant appreciate a hot, 3 boobed woman for a good laugh or two...cheers

Whats the problem with aliases

TO BILL BRASKI! BILL BRASKI IS 15 FEET TALL AND HAS A DICK LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT! TO BILL BRASKI!

Thank you Mingo but I am only 14 feet tall, I have slept with all of your wives and kill 30 lb natives with reckless abandon.

mingo, that avatar of yours gets brewer goin... GOOD GAWD! is that a Fosters bottle?

I see in every group there are a bunch of whiners. Funny. All I know is many of you, in fact most, including me, do plenty of stuff that is so easy for anyone to make a joke about. And if ya get your panties in a bunch because someone kids you, or often makes jokes about something you've done, or in a funny way, about how you are, then you should go stick a pasifier in your mouth or quit taking the estrogen pills. This is a fishing board, and most fisherman and ladies like to joke around, especially when fishing ain't too hot. So what. If ya don't want to be someones entertainment or the butt of a joke, then don't post. Parker, STam, and Dan S. are all good fishermen, and have all been the butt of jokes whether their worthy of it like Parker always bringing up his big fish, or unworthy like Stam be the unfortunate one who happens to live in animal sex loving land Enumclaw, or Dan being short and throwing rods in river. Or even Todd for talking a lot (by the way, I did out talk that dude big time once), etc., etc., etc. .... or Blades for doing blade like things, or the Merg for being a horny dude who likes to post pics of ugly half naked girls untill everyone gets sick of it. BUTT, there is a few people here who like to fish, but kinda have a little bit of the sandy vagina syndrome. Chrome 22, I've met you once, but I don't know ya. I made fun of you always posting pics of STam with fish cuz it was a quirky funny odd thing you did, posting pics of Stam. My little rips on you were meant to be funny and for entertainment purposes cuz the humor was based in the post you had made. Nothing is funny if there isn't some form of truth to it. I don't know if I think you are a dumb ass cuz I don't know you. You may be a great guy for all I know, or just not so much. Who knows, A little harrassment by your fellow fisherfriends is meant in good ol' fun. Even Bob gets made fun of now and then on his own site. Lighten up dudes and have some fun, even if it's at my expense, your expense, or whoever's expense. Seastrike gets ripped on all the time, and though he may get annoyed sometimes, he NEVER complains, he sees the humor, takes it, and makes a joke about himself or someones else when needed.

I am not the Baker. But, I think we should quarantine anyone with the Sandy Vagina Syndrome until they have been seen by a doctor and have been pretty much cured. I probably have a bunch of spelling errors in this post, so rip on me for being stupid and not being able to spell if ya want.


Here is who I do not like just purely based on how they post, nothing personal. Blue Jay and RoeVWade. Here is who I like to make little jokes about, Chrome/22, just cuz it was easy for awhile. Dan S. cuz he likes to throw rods in rivers. Me, cuz I can be stupid and have a knack for ruining phones and cameras, and computers, ...

Oh, and if you don't like me, so what, and let me stick one of Todd's pink worms up your arse.

So...how do you really feel about it, Richard?



Fish on...

Todd

and thats the bottum line cuz addicted said so!!!!!!

brewers kinda peeved he didn't make the don't like group..... brewer tries so hard too!

Sometimes I wonder if The Brewer is and alter ego of Bob Dole, you know, the third person syndrome and all. I heard Bob Dole liked to fish.

Nah, Bob Dole could never interprit Todd. The Brewer is just The Brewer.

only 14? I guess that means you only have a dick like a thermos bottle too? I am so disillusioned now.............oh well, that's cool as long as you use it to bash those natives to hell with it, you're still my hero, TO BILL BRASKI!

TheBrewmeister, it is a Hinano bottle......a marvelous tropical brew. Fosters is nothing more than sparkling dingo urine.

Nice ta see ya around Jimmy!! In case your lookin, Rob lives in Bham.

I've been me since I registered, but I rarely post. I'm not Baker, nor is he me.

All of you who posted on this thread is now on my ignore list.

I think Addicted, although a loud mouthed intelligent fella with a hot wife, missed the whole point. All the examples you gave are from people joking people. It's cool when you know where it's coming from. Nothing wrong with aliases, they are funny and fit many of those who use them very well... Just don't hide behind one when you come after someone..... It's not about sand in the cooch, more about being a stand up fella.
That being said, this is the internet. I agree that people shouldn't get spun up about anything on here really, but they do. To actually put it all in perspective takes a maturity that many of us probably don't have.
Ah fook it. Be nice to one another.

I posted that just to get on GR's ignore list btw...

Sweet! Our plan worked!

I don't think that was the *real* addicted, as there was no half-naked photo of Jen in that post.

I agree that if you are going after someone in a serious manner, rather than joking around, that you should use your real moniker, and I'd take it one step further that you should not hide behind that, either...you should let people know who you are and where you're coming from. If your point is to call someone out, then it's not fair if you don't ID yourself and allow others to judge the call out on its merits between individuals.

Fish on...

Todd

Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Not a problem at this end, Marsha.

Fish on...

Todd

Well stated Todd, I'm pretty sure Gilly was after that same point. If your going to rip into someone man up & do it, or keep it to yourself. That's it for me on this thread I'm going fishing.


c/22

"Mangina" for the actors in the crowd

Trashing people for who they are sucks, alias or no alias. Trashing people for illegal activities, etc. may be warranted on a case by case basis.

Brewer is hilarious. But then again, I found Bigstick amusing.

I just need to get one thing clear....we can still bash Indians and Blades right?
Oh and gaymfishin too.

Boat goes down on the Sky and Brewer asks, "was any gear salvaged?" = hilarious

Anything posted by Bigstick = "it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

Having said that, I'm glad Larry Craig found his password. Now I'm just waiting for him to hook up with Barbarosa

A bit more PC

Yeah, I was a little off point, but I had to get my vaginally challenged feelings off my chest ya know. For some reason that first sentence you said in your reply just cracked me up. Maybe it's cuz loud mouthed and inteligent fella just usually don't go together.



I

Intelligent like trying to go from Marblemount to Fabers starting at noon?

Still easier than the other way around.

2 out of 3 ain't bad bro!

Who's the ass that started this rumor about me being short and throwing rods in the river?

Oh yeah..........none of that is a rumor.

Never mind.

I like petite guys with a soft grip on the rod.

What are you doing for lunch today, Dan S.?

I'll be at the Scatter Creek rest area, third stall on the left.

Single tap, double tap, single tap...you know the drill.

Your pal,

Larry

Poor Dan. Just sitting on the crapper, minding is own business tapping out that simple AC/DC beat with his foot, only to discover his stall-mate next door thinks he's just hit the jack pot of all jack pots!



PS. What's more disturbing is that there are "alter ego's" on this board that seems to know a lot about trannies and how to tap's one foot to get the attention of a crapper-mate next door.

Yuck.

Dude, most rightous post ever.

KK-

So, if BlueJay is made out of wood, we can burn him and add to global warming?

Why does the whole question and answer bit in that scene remind me of you leading along the kool-aid drinkers on the dark side?

my three favorite targets...Blades,Merg,and Boothunter07. Blue gay is a close fourth.

Larry Craig won't think I have a soft grip when I grab that f'er by the throat.

Oooohhh...I like it rough.

See you tomorrow.

Fondly,

Larry

P.S. If this were a paper and pen note, I'd put a little heart with your name in it, DanS., right here at the end.

larry yer just a asshole. sheeeeeeeeeeet, little dan's gonna keel you.

Danny is gonna drop his "rod" but it might be in larry not the river...

Larry be easy on the little guy..

God this thread is pointless........
Where is Blades and Vhawk?

The forever thread...lol

Very entertaining to say the least...

Mf

I think that is his wife.... I can honestly say with 100% confidence that you will never be invited to a bbq at his house.. Not that you would get invited anyways, and once she saw your mug and your grammar skills (3rd person) she would run for the hills.

Stick to looking at hot chicks in the recent gallery pix there Brewski.....I am sad that the pic of Addicteds wife is gone, it was "Very niceeee"

You obviously have not read my signature line, Mr. S. I am not, nor have I ever been gay. I also will not ever be gay.

I just like the cut of Dan's jib.

With deep Conviction,

Larry

Dan!

For the rest of your life, whenever you use a public restroom, you'll be fine if this sign is NOT posted If you do see it, beware of getting "Thunderstruck"

Dan has a lovely jib. He doesn't hide it, but it takes a bit of a sixth sense to see it well. Kind of like radar, only different.

He is young enough to be childlike and full of wonder, yet mature enough to know what he wants, and how to get it.

Ah, to be so young again.

If only I could go back and do it all over again.

With Deep Nostalgia,

Larry

[/quote] Dan has a lovely jib. He doesn't hide it, but it takes a bit of a sixth sense to see it well. Kind of like radar, only different.If only I could go back and do it all over again. Deep Nostalgia,
Larry [/quote]

......as in George Costanza's notorious "shrinkage" problem after swimming in cold water and being caught with his pants down by Jerry and Elaine's female friend, resulting in the girl laughing hysterically at his little shriveled button-esque peepus????

Jeez Larry, I thought you were going to wipe your chin with that piece of paper. Thar she blows.....

Thank god for the guy whose pick-up line is "Want a cigarette little girl?"

You know I'm going to kill you for digging up this trainwreck again, right?

This one was definitely an instant classic!

Fish on...

Todd

KK,

I'm going to fark you up for dragging this one out again.

Real bad.

I actually just read the entire thing...and it is just as funny now as it was then...all those alter egos piping in...

Fish on...

Todd

Hey, wait a minute...I must be seeing things!

I forgot I was supposed to kill KK over this .

Thanks for reminding me.

Fixed it for ya...

Thank you , Thank you very much. Good to be back!

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............................

hard to believe with one post.

Hey Neel, Guud tu see-a yuoo bruzeer!

Brooer, yuoo dunt knoo yuoo ess frum a hule-a in zee gruoond!

I can't believe I just read this whole f'n thread.

Back to takin' down Christmas decorations.... SHEESH!

kinda like reading your threads.

Cume-a oon noo brooer, thet's nut neece-a, shuoold I repurt thees tu zee mudereturs? Bork Bork Bork!

Bey Zee Wayya, Noice Avatar der brooer. ....I'd tep zat. Bork bork bork!

baker thats my wife you worthless muppet!

Yuoo Better keep her evey frum me-a Brooer, Vonce you goo Svedish, you vill navar goo back!

its jonas, dark out pawned all my clocks, down to bare bone here bro, lets party some soon


Edgar, get your bike off romulus he rusted the chains up pretty bad, was jumping beaver creek up at the falls last nite, got some serious air afew times. hard to see thru all the smoke.


laters

Hey zeere-a Junes! Surry fur ell zee smuke-a, I lefft sumetheeng boorneeng in zee tee-a-pee-a tuu lung! Heppy noo yeers tu yuoo Rumooloos und Junes! yuoo ere-a but cless ects yes! Bork Bork Bork!

WOOHOO

Kill it, KILL IT NOW ! ! ! !

Baker? I done shot that sumbitch,and Im a fixin ta shoot that squawkin swedish sumbitch as well.

lul!

ruffl!

VVTD?

Berberusa, yuoo gut keelled in zee mufeee-a by a leettle-a seelfer crooceeffix, remember? Yuoo eeent reel, ...vhere-a I em es reel es it gets!

Up your azz, bork bork bork!

Bararossa's hard as tits!

Piss! Bork! Piss!

Dan

Excellent resurrection.

Fish on...

Todd

Hey, call me. It's about the Pontiac Fiero.

Remember the 1998 Rose Bowl? That was me.
And I still think Brian Bosworth was a bigger draft bust than me.


Does anybody have some pills?

You ruled on NCAA football 98 on playstation.

Jeebuz. I read the whole thing again. For the second time.

Just as funny now as the first two times.

Fish on...

Todd

I think you are more likely to find Salmo g. Spooning with a Copper, rather than Fishing with a Copper Spoon.

Fish on...

Todd

Hey, I do have some copper spoons, Rvrfshr in fact. And if I get over this crud by the weekend, I plan to do some spoonin' with a 'ho. Or maybe it will be a spinner, or maybe I'll go full tilt Merg and twitch a jig. Gonna' make a kinda' Heinz 57 day of it, with a 5 wt for SRC, mini-Spey for a longshot steelhead, and my trusty $30 spinning rod for some hard core 'hoin'.

I am not really Stam, although that wouldn't be a bad thing. I could do with being younger.

And no, I didn't catch a hen steelhead recently on the Thompson. I broke off an unseen steelhead of unknown gender. On an Orange Heron.

Sg

That fu.cker fishes gear.

I've seen it with my own eyes.




I was pretty baked that day as I recall, though, so maybe he wasn't fishing gear.

He'd have to break it off on purpose, then go home and take a shower...put on a fresh ascot and do twelve Hail Coachmans.

Fish on...

Todd

B.U.,

No, it was one of a half dozen I tied up for the Dean trip. What else am I supposed to do with a sack full of those contraband feathers?

"I was pretty baked that day as I recall, though, so maybe he wasn't fishing gear."

You weren't so baked Dan; just "sparkin' one up" as per usual as I understand.

"Now, I find myself wondering what would happen if while casting a copper spoon or a spinner or twitching a jig for co ho's, a mightly steelhead incedentally happened to climb onto Mr. G's gear..... "

It could happen, but hasn't. The reverse has, whilst casting flies for mighty steelhead, some stupid 'hos have clamped on.

"He'd have to break it off on purpose, then go home and take a shower...put on a fresh ascot and do twelve Hail Coachmans."

Leave it to Toddster to figure out the practical solutions.

5 years later and TheBaker hasn't been discovered? Mt. Baker-Bellingham? Prolly not. I think Paker thought I was an allias when I first joined.

You mean YBD is your real birth name?

Aliases are fer sidewinders an whippersnappers!!! I say take YBD out and shoot the sumbitch!!!!$%@!!!!

Fuk you Barbosa! You'd fuking miss. If you and I run into each other out there it ain't to suck each others cocks! Sumbudy ain't comin' back.

Damn..

<BOOM>I say I just press the Red Button and nuke PP and all of the accounts from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.</BOOM>

We all know Parker doesn't really want that to happen..lol.

Where else will you be "The chosen one"?

OK...............so I went back and read this whole trainwreck again.


I'm going to fu.ck you up real bad, KK.

























































Real bad.

Pipe down little fella...KK is old...let him be.

Besides...

The only thing you could fuk up is a wet dream, or a fish.

Somebody looking for The Baker ?

Cuz here I am bitches, ready to go.

Just got out of prison for killing a man, and would sooner go back than put up with the likes of this bunch of asssholes.

That means you Barbarossa....

Bork, Bork, Bork!

WTF?

This thread reminds me of the brown acid that was around at Woodstock and Sky River, back in the day.

If by "a few years" you mean still, then yup.

only made it thru page 3... stubbled across this gem of a post

Read it all again.

Dan has been remiss in killing KK...again.

Fish on...

Todd

Who was the Baker? An Ass-hole Casserole, thats who he was....

What do I need a fuckin' stepladder for, you old crippled bastard?

Sh!t, I might just drive up there tomorrow, and beat you about the head and neck until you edit away all your bullsh!t short guy posts, and beg for mercy.

Then I'll probably kick you in the ass for Rusty, too.

Why do you insist on getting me spooled up this close to Christmas?

lol

Get it done Dan.

And wish the stupid old goat a merry X-mas for me when your done.

Someone here thinks he's bigger than he really is.

And it ain't me or Rusty.

Go take a Metamucil and a Geritol before I make you go missing on Christmas eve.