rollin' with Brewer.....

Posted by: Mikespike

rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/21/09 12:38 PM

Okay Brewer-

with your talk of yellow fishing poles, reels that click when you reel 'em, and now this post

brewer has a great suggestion about the neigbors old car. have an artist paint a scenic river portrait. on the brand new interior glass widerz. have the artist oil paint a sweet portrait of a river scene. like it's your river front property.

this video makes me think of you wink grin


come to think of it, maybe this one is "the pants" doing scientific research rofl
Posted by: LoweDown

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/21/09 02:52 PM

Wow.
Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/21/09 03:16 PM

Red Green has got it going on. I don't know what that lady is talking about, I saw rainbows like that in the 1960's.
Posted by: RK43

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/21/09 04:17 PM

You can hear the white van comming to get her. She is going to get to wear a coat with extra long sleeves.
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/21/09 08:18 PM

red is a great guy. love his show. is it even on anymore?
Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 08:30 AM

Show is still on.
Posted by: Fister

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 12:23 PM

Brewer! there's a piece of work. I have a mental picture of him, well i'll say this.... CREEP!
Posted by: The Moderator

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 12:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Fister
I am mental and I have a picture of him


I'm sure you do, Fister. I'm sure you do. I bet you DO things to that photo, huh? Unspeakable things.

Be afraid Brewer. Be afraid.

rofl
Posted by: Mikespike

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 01:57 PM

Originally Posted By: parker
Originally Posted By: Fister
I am mental and I have a picture of him


I'm sure you do, Fister. I'm sure you do. I bet you DO things to that photo, huh? Unspeakable things.

Be afraid Brewer. Be afraid.

rofl


I could loan Brewer my EPFB, but Fister looks like he's already a regular user!!! grin
Posted by: The Moderator

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 01:59 PM

What does Richard Simmons have to say about Fister?
Posted by: Fister

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 02:13 PM

Yea we have few Richard Simmons types here the Pen.... We use them frequently. There's a few Hohbomb types too. It's a waiting game on those guys, dam waiting list!!!! Those crotch rocket type guys are generally petite.
Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 04:17 PM

Originally Posted By: parker
What does Richard Simmons have to say about Fister?


Buy me a few drinks first, we'll talk. YAY!
Posted by: KenBradshaw

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 04:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Fister
Yea we have few Richard Simmons types here the Pen.... We use them frequently. There's a few Hohbomb types too. It's a waiting game on those guys, dam waiting list!!!! Those crotch rocket type guys are generally petite.


Fister-

So you are saying that Hohbomb rides the longboard?
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 04:30 PM

brewer thinks the fister is saying hohbomb orally rides the long board.

well in the big lockup house hohbomb types are forced to enjoy all long board rides.
Posted by: Magicfly

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 09:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Brewer
brewer thinks the fister is saying hohbomb orally rides the long board.

well in the big lockup house hohbomb types are forced to enjoy all long board rides.


I doubt hohbomb needs to be forced.....pink ass less chaps and all.....

Mf
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 10:50 PM

What is this sh!t? The "homoerotic fantasies of brewer and Magicfly" thread?

You f'ers seem to know an awful lot about prison sex.
Posted by: Magicfly

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/22/09 11:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid
What I want to know is why does Fister use MF's picture as his avatar ?


Dam.....

Self Zzzzing!

Hate you ! smile

Take a couple midal and chill Dan..... if certain members dish it, they should be able to receive it .

Mf
Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 12:05 AM

Ok, so then.... Who dishes and who retrieves 'tween you and Brewer MF? laugh

eek


Kiddin' really, my real question is for Fister. Can you tell me....Don't they call farts in the slammer San Quentin Love calls?... it looks as though you'd know if that's true wink



Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 12:13 AM

rofl lol
Posted by: Fister

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 12:18 AM

Yes skyguy thats true. I'm certain when your old lady fires one off in bed you get horned up too.
Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 09:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Fister
Yes skyguy thats true. I'm certain when your old lady fires one off in bed you get horned up too.


Fister sweetie, what makes you think he has an old lady, or even a lady? I'll bet all he hears is PHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT because all the rifling is worn away. YAY!!! rofl rofl rofl
Posted by: Fister

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 02:29 PM

Dans, honestly you seem abit wriled up suddenly. your a little guy right? also on the petite side? The type who likes toyota pickups. Pink fog lamp covers possibly.
Posted by: Fister

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 02:34 PM

ZIIING!!! smirk
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 03:50 PM

Calling your own Zzzzzzings is for donkeys, Brewer..........err, Fister. wink
Posted by: The_Pants

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 04:08 PM

Originally Posted By: stam
Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Calling your own Zzzzzzings is for donkeys, Brewer..........err, Fister. wink


Zzzzzzzzzzzing!!

You seem to think brewer is fister, dan.......I suspect he may be the fistee rofl




I arranged that conjugal visit I was day dreaming about and was shocked to see my hubby Brewer when I showed up! He's been pretending to be "Fister" all this time so people didn't know he was in prison! Seems Magicfly beat me to the punch and was already fisting Brewer when I got there!
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 04:41 PM

ah, there you guys go again throwing brewer into the moniker games. sorry, fister though ogre like at times is not me. i have an idea though who fister trully is. not going to out this member yet. ok what the heck. it's richard simmons! hate that guy.
Posted by: The Moderator

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 04:57 PM

This thread must be what someone with Multiple Personality Disorder goes through on a daily basis.

I guess on the upside, it's never a dull moment as the conversations with oneself is pretty entertaining.

Really, the only thing that would make this better if that one person was the Tourette's Guy.

Can you image the conversations he'd have with himself and his other persona if he had MPD????

Posted by: Tourettes Guy

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 05:39 PM

whothef*** thought it would be a good idea to mention me in this stupid thread?

goddamn mother****** asshole s*** f*** cock ass tits goddammit!
Posted by: Todd

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 05:49 PM

Whoa...looks like the "bad word censor" needs some updating smile

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: Fister

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 05:55 PM

Danny! is that really you? NOW THIS THREAD HAS REALLY GOTTEN GOOD!!!

Danny there's bird in my cell.... Heres a broom. BOB SAGET!!!!!


Gee Jerry why not just delete the entire post.... TITTS!!!
Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 06:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Tourettes Guy
whothef*** thought it would be a good idea to mention me in this stupid thread?

goddamn mother****** asshole s*** f*** cock ass tits goddammit!


you forgot FAGG*T! YAY!
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/23/09 10:20 PM

danny welcome to PP. we need someone with your skills. just don't spazz like some " long legged pissed off puerto rican".... tell sharlene brewer sed hello.
Posted by: Irie

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 01:35 AM

Someone needs delete their proxy IP #'s and to step away from the computer.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 02:34 AM

You [censored] slapdick mother [censored] !!! I outta shoot all you sumbitches for even typing this [censored]. Goddamned $^%#^!!!!
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 01:58 PM

agree stir violin moon rofl



what
Posted by: Fister

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 02:07 PM

UH, shut up Brewer, Your such a spazz!

Hey just a heads up, I'm being Thrown into solitary confinement very shortly. Not sure when I'll be back. It was fun guys.

I'll offer this as a token. I went to far on HohBomb, and wil say this. HohBomb you don't do any long board action.... Your an O


Crap gotta go the Prison Guards here for me.

BYE.
Posted by: seastrike

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 02:16 PM

Chad?
Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 02:49 PM

It's brewer, no matter how much he wants to deny it smile
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 06:13 PM

sorry it's all wrong once again.... however brewer has always thought his stock was very low all along. but still higher than abuloomis. which by the way is the numb skull who logs on as The__Pants. evidently he enjoys fat asses. to each his own i guess.
Posted by: The Moderator

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 06:26 PM

Can't believe this thread is turning in to a Coming Out Party......

rofl
Posted by: The Moderator

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 06:57 PM

I wonder what bootslayer or Tomy D. has to say about this?

I'm kinda surprised The Baker hasn't chimed in. Oh wait, no I'm not.

rofl
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 07:06 PM

Minifly, brewer doesn't sweat. i just stay the course as i always do. i'm also one who understands how things work here. i'm a active participant. i give grief and can take grief. it's what makes things interactive. volleying jabs accross the internet is fun. there are others such as you who like to hide or hover then wait like a stinky volture. then pounce in as who ever you feel. i set the bait and you bit. you came out of lurking and made a sad imature defense. you are the_pants. otherwise you would have stayed silent. it's not finger pointing abu. you were outed. really it's all good. things work thier course.
Posted by: The Moderator

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 07:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Abu-Loomis
Tomy would say yer just a asshole know it all Parker rofl


That's why I like Tomy!

rofl
Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 07:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Brewer
Minifly, brewer doesn't sweat, know how to spell properly, follow rules of grammar, use punctuation, or write in complete sentences.


Fixed it.
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/24/09 07:33 PM

ho brewer has never done any of the above. i'm a one handed typer. and yes i suck. anything else?

anyways let the inner circle of PP voltures begin.


anyways i'm heading out for some summer steelie action.


avoid the heat and hydrate.

have great a weekend folks!
Posted by: Satan

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/25/09 07:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Brewer
ho brewer has never done any of the above. i'm a one handed crankspanker. and yes i suck anything else?






avoid the heat and hydrate.






Dang Brewer. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Brewer

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/26/09 08:32 PM

WOW totally impressed and surprised. one post since i left on friday. i expected to see a total flame on.

thanks

i landed 3 steelhead over the weekend. 2 nates on sat. and a brat today. one of the nates had both eyes bugged! like they had popped from the sockets. this i have never seen before. sorry no pics.

the mid columbia river is chucked full of runt steelheads.... all of them, wether nate or brat thier barely 4#s. all my fish were out in the columbia out from the mouth of the big white salmon.

i'll say this those runt steelheads packed a whallup. they weren't push overs, they fought hard. i've never seen steelhead jump so high. saw many jump 4'+ straight up.

all on dyed prawns.
Posted by: Satan

Re: rollin' with Brewer..... - 07/27/09 03:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Brewer
WOW totally impressed and surprised. one post since i left on friday. i expected to see a total flame on.





rofl