new Mod?

Posted by: nynook

new Mod? - 09/23/09 09:08 PM

ygbfkm!!!!Todd as a MOD????....... this bodes well for the lefties on the darks side. Hope he can be unbiased and fair..or is that fair and balanced? time will tell.

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 09:10 PM

AYFKM?

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 09:21 PM

I figured Irie, Avid and I would have gone to a Christian revival...promise keepers event together...only to meet up with and give big hugs to kaykay whilst sipping a blush box wine, before I'd ever see the likes of this [censored]....

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 09:27 PM

This is great news ( if true )...according to Todd, Mods are suppose to Moderate and not form or state any opinons on here..he jumped all over JG for this.

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 09:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

This is great news ( if true )...according to Todd, Mods are suppose to Moderate and not form or state any opinons on here..he jumped all over JG for this.

Very good point!

Are spouses/glory unions of mods allowed to comment?

Just lookin' at the kaykay angle.

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 09:43 PM

Hmmm, smells like fear in here.

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 09:58 PM

Accusing Bob of making disgusting decisions? That's not very respectful.

Posted by: seastrike

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 10:02 PM

I don't forsee Todd lockin down many threads.

Posted by: mreyns_tgl

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 10:04 PM

Originally Posted By: seastrike

I don't forsee Todd lockin down many threads.

or any

Posted by: Bucket/Good Sport

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 10:05 PM

Recall! I vote for Big Stick as a Mod.

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 10:20 PM

Todd's a huge pussy and wouldn't even THINK of editing this post.

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 10:33 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

the difference between an insult and an expression.

So, you're disgusted that Todd is a mod, but not disgusted that Bob decided to make him a mod.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Not real big on the logic and implication thingy, are ya.

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 10:40 PM

So expressing disgust because of something someone did, does not mean you find what they did disgusting???

Senility has set in, I believe.

Posted by: sykofish

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 10:53 PM

Who knew that changing the color of your name would be so intresting?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:11 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Hey, I want my name in black.

careful what you wish for Aunty, people might mistake you for Obama

Posted by: IrishRogue

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:15 PM

Never let the truth get in the way of a good opportunity to rally the base.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:21 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

I want Parker back. At least he has skills and brains.

And lots of guns.

And that's why you now have Todd.

Todd the Mod!

Todd the Mod!

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:26 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

I'm sure nuances are beyond your ability to comprehend.

It's clearly obvious that I comprehend nuances much better than you comprehend the understanding of logic and implications.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid

............and 'base' they are....................

Medula oblongata.......................and not a hell of a lot more.

I believe it's Medulla oblongata.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:31 PM

this thread will be on page 20 when i get back online in the morning - book it!

PS SeaStrike says the fish are biting.........

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:33 PM

Stay up.... duh !

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:39 PM

I'm not sure if I should even post on this thread...but I'll give it one quick shot before heading out to fish for four days...the level of stupid and whiny bitches here on the Dark Side is, to turn a phrase, at Threat Level Red.

I can't wait to see more on Monday!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:50 PM

WBBW....

Whiney

Base

Ball

Washers

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid

Noted Sd.................

Logic and Aunty M are rarely, if ever used in the same sentence, paragraph, or post.

But...................hey....................everyone knows that

Had no idea what the hell that was, had to look it up. lol

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 09/23/09 11:57 PM

I think there are already some posts missing on this thread....

in more ways than one...

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 12:01 AM

Red?...OH GOD! Is that worse than Orange? What do we do? Is there an election somewhere? Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

They'll never get my bacon!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 12:04 AM

Sky, Can you read the " before " edit post too ?

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 08:37 AM

Truth is....wait for it.... Todd is a moderator, unless of cousrse Todd himself denies it,and guess what ? He didn't. Another attempt to discredit anyone to the right of where KK resides. He did suck English Pete in with it though. You and Pete got some clandestine oil deal goin KK?

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 09:56 AM

Todd using the term whiny bitches.......THAT is funny. Wipe off the mirror, mi amigo.

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 10:50 AM

Quote:

Truth is....wait for it.... Todd is a moderator

Solid work, Dick Tracy.

Posted by: Dogfish

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:05 AM

Much ado about nothing. Todd will be fine.

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:06 AM

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:14 AM

I look forward to RWTSTO's.

Right Wing Thumb Sucking Time Outs.

Posted by: mreyns_tgl

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:36 AM

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid

Logic and Aunty M are rarely, if ever used in the same sentence, paragraph, or post.

+45

Posted by: mreyns_tgl

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:37 AM

Originally Posted By: nynook

Truth is....wait for it.... Todd is a moderator, unless of cousrse Todd himself denies it,and guess what ? He didn't. Another attempt to discredit anyone to the right of where KK resides. He did suck English Pete in with it though. You and Pete got some clandestine oil deal goin KK?

i vote this for number one idiot post

Posted by: NOFISH

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:39 AM

I smell a conspiracy from within the Chain-yanking Department

Fair is fair Sky guy, go ahead and turn RVW's name color to green too

Posted by: mreyns_tgl

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:43 AM

i guess sol must be a mod too?

Posted by: EnglishPete

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:47 AM

Originally Posted By: nynook

Truth is....wait for it.... Todd is a moderator, unless of cousrse Todd himself denies it,and guess what ? He didn't. Another attempt to discredit anyone to the right of where KK resides. He did suck English Pete in with it though. You and Pete got some clandestine oil deal goin KK?

Dear Mr. Nynook-

EnglishPete has no allegiance to anyone on this board - his sole purpose was to be an asshole like his real world namesake, get it?

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 11:54 AM

Originally Posted By: NOFISH

Fair is fair Sky guy, go ahead and turn RVW's name color to green too

"Blood" red?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 12:01 PM

Originally Posted By: hohbomb73

Originally Posted By: NOFISH

Fair is fair Sky guy, go ahead and turn RVW's name color to green too

"Blood" red?

i'm being like Sol and deleting all of my replies after reading them

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 02:02 PM

Originally Posted By: NOFISH

I smell a conspiracy from within the Chain-yanking Department

Fair is fair Sky guy, go ahead and turn RVW's name color to green too

+235,356

The site sponsored moderator field trips to the Disney store for new fishing duds would be more interesting should I become a mod......

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 02:56 PM

Maybe this would be a good time to demonstrate a lesson in democracy:

Who should be given a time out ban this month?

A) Gve the hook to NYNOOK.

B) Send RVWADE back to the shade.

C) Spank the Hank.

D) Send ISO CHROME home.

E) Put Sol back in his hole.

F) Revoke stlheads work visa

As usual even if one of these RWWJ's votes they are in the minority and their vote won't count.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:03 PM

Auntym is going to be upset she didn't make the list.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:04 PM

Originally Posted By: stlhead

Maybe this would be a good time to demonstrate a lesson in democracy:

Who should be given a time out ban this month?

A) Gve the hook to NYNOOK.

B) Send RVWADE back to the shade.

C) Spank the Hank.

D) Send ISO CHROME home.

E) Put Sol back in his hole.

As usual even if one of these RWWJ's votes they are in the minority and their vote won't count.

YES! this is where the thread really takes off!!!

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:08 PM

.....by the time you are done reading this post, it will be too late for you to understand it is worthless, just like this thread.

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

Auntym is going to be upset she didn't make the list.

Yeah, but she's egocentric enough to write herself in.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy

.....by the time you are done reading this post, it will be too late for you to understand it is worthless, just like this thread.

except that it was your 3900th post - for what that's worth

1055 behind Salmo g, you're almost there!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Originally Posted By: stlhead

Maybe this would be a good time to demonstrate a lesson in democracy:

Who should be given a time out ban this month?

A) Gve the hook to NYNOOK.

B) Send RVWADE back to the shade.

C) Spank the Hank.

D) Send ISO CHROME home.

E) Put Sol back in his hole.

As usual even if one of these RWWJ's votes they are in the minority and their vote won't count.

Without any opposing views you LWNN's would all be sitting around in a circle jerk, nodding your blank heads in agreement with each other.

How fitting "stlhead" would be the pivot man. lol

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:17 PM

"Revoke stlheads work visa"

See what mods/gods can do?

It doesn't rhyme though Jerry.

Posted by: NOFISH

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 03:18 PM

I wonder if the new Modd Todd will modify his avatar to remove his face in case he bumps into a big stick in his future travels?

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 10:01 PM

ttt

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 09/24/09 10:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

heading out to fish for four days...

And thats what jobless people do!!!

Must be nice suckin off the state/gov now I do understand why your a libtard

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 12:20 AM

just another example of why PP is going in reverse. making todd a mod is absolutely @ss stupid. big stick has higher qualitys of making a mod than todd could ever wet dream about. the secret PP club gets chumlier. but since we all know it doesn't exist then it's ok to mention.

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 12:27 AM

Todd isn't a mod.

Carry on, though.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 12:40 AM

ttt

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 12:42 AM

Fercrissakes some of you pissant bitches are the biggest fuckin tools I've ever seen on the InterWebz, and that's sayin' somethin'.

Who wants to be banned first?

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Fishing was excellent today, even got to follow you idiots stepping on your own dicks on one of my fishing buddy's blackberry...

Posted by: eyeFISH

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 12:57 AM

Pure....

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 12:58 AM

Gold....

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 01:26 AM

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

A fisherman named Todd was or wasn't a PP mod.
The librals were wishing & the conservatives were dishing but Todd was just fishing.
And that my friends is how the story begins and ends
Who would have dreamed that the color green could make some people mean and others gleam?

Banned..sand..canned..maned...can't think of a rhyme so The End.

Not bad....

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 02:20 AM

todd's last post is a true example of why he is not suited to be a moderator. he has poor skills at keeping his trap shut.

it's pretty sad that in todays world a guy can't go fishing without a cell phone. now we have guys who can't even enjoy a day fishing without peeking on blackberry.

Posted by: Irie

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 02:37 AM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Originally Posted By: stlhead

Maybe this would be a good time to demonstrate a lesson in democracy:

Who should be given a time out ban this month?

A) Gve the hook to NYNOOK.

B) Send RVWADE back to the shade.

C) Spank the Hank.

D) Send ISO CHROME home.

E) Put Sol back in his hole.

As usual even if one of these RWWJ's votes they are in the minority and their vote won't count.

Without any opposing views you LWNN's would all be sitting around in a circle jerk, nodding your blank heads in agreement with each other.

So I take it then you've visited Firearm Enthusiast BBS's Such as Gunsnet, ARFcom, DirtyDozen'sBunker, GunsNAmmunition, Gunco, and ASSweb and know what it's like when it's a one-sided Kum-bay-ah circlejerk?

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 10:57 AM

Originally Posted By: Brewer

he has poor skills at keeping his trap shut.

Pot.

Kettle.

Black.

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 11:03 AM

The 'ole PKB...

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 11:06 AM

wow this thing grew way beyond my expectations....was just making an observation, and out come the circus clowns.

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 11:13 AM

PKB again!!

(check your big red nose and floppy shoes

)

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 01:44 PM

danny s, in case your stupid. brewer has laid low for quite some time. after simple observing and stepping back. anyone can see how many black pots, pans, skillets there are on this site. "start using your dipstick jimmy"

todd is a supporter in sponsoring this site in at least 2 ways. he has zero control of his opinions on the darkside. his strong liberal loose lips has sank his ship. so to make him a mod is poor judgement.

why people put todd on a pedistool i will never understand.

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 01:53 PM

Stam mentions "dumb enough to believe"... and look who steps to the plate.

Dan: it's teed up for you, bro...

Sultan-ize him.

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 01:57 PM

Originally Posted By: nynook

was just making an observation, and out come the circus clowns.

Sounded more like a call to arms from the head clown.

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

The rest of you slackers need to get busy and try to knock me off the top.

...and then you, too, can have an ass the size of a VW bus from sitting around all day posting on the nettertubz.

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 03:30 PM

This could be the best thread of the year.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 03:38 PM

This is coming from a guy that spent time with VHAWK in a freezer of all places....

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 03:56 PM

mini fly has a point. however i would like to give a prop. he actually had a decent input this time. still immature but decent.

if the toddmod thing is joke then thats great news.

it's not that i don't like PP, the hatchet chops, leg whips, blindside chops and other tactics get old and stale.

and yes i have 5 reels on the bench now and waiting on one more.

finished putting up another batch of eggs too.

just got my two young boys dressed and got them to thier bus stop, as i do everyday. now working on washing clothes and typical day time chores before i head to work at 3pm.

as you can see minifly i have a life, that does not revolve around PP. you should try it. it's refreshing.

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 04:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Brewer

in case your stupid

Hmmmm.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 05:08 PM

Mission accomplished!

Posted by: LoweDown

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 05:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Brewer

in case your stupid.

Priceless.

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 05:19 PM

not bad mini, not bad at all. but untill you feed a 3.5 and near 6 yearold, get them dressed AT THE SAME TIME! shoes and socks. break up several fist fights and sucker punches ...then get thier hair done.... well your still waaaaaaaaaaaay behind me.

lets get this topic back on track about bashing todd.

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 05:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Brewer

but untill you feed a 3.5 and near 6 yearold, get them dressed AT THE SAME TIME! shoes and socks. then get thier hair done....

Round 1 goes to Brewer.......

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 05:36 PM

This is at the bottom of every page---- try to study it carefully and maybe memorize it.

Moderator: Big_Daddy, Bob, Fishgal, Jerry Garcia, Sky-Guy

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 05:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerry Garcia

This is at the bottom of every page---- try to study it carefully and maybe memorize it.

Moderator: Big_Daddy, Bob, Fishgal, Jerry Garcia, Sky-Guy

please add EnglishPete to the moderator list for all the wrong and obvious reasons

oh yeah, free bigstick.......... in every box of cornflakes

double oh yeah - Todd, how do you really feel about "cake" as a moderator?

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 05:51 PM

to the right on each page..KEY: ADMIN(red) GLOBALMOD(blue)
MOD(GREEN).....ok so this was a joke to stir up crap on todds behalf..
honest mistake when TODDS name appears in green...OK SO I WAS WRONG.....
If I am to be banned , so be it. However the perpetrator of this scam should also be held accountable.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 06:01 PM

Oh and I gotta believe, Chuck S is an honest mistake also.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 07:46 PM

Originally Posted By: stam

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

obvious reasons

oh yeah, free bigstick.......... in every box of cornflakes

Right there could be the best thing to come out of this thread

Did you write that yourowndamnself mike?

stole it from my irish friends, except their version years ago was

"Free Nelson Mandela...... in ever box of cornflakes" or for those of old enough to remember when gas stations offered trinkets to TRY to get us to buy gas "Free Bobbie Sands.... with every fill-up"

gotta love the irish!!! hmmmm, maybe there could be a PP trip to catch atlantic salmon - you guys could even teach them about "flossing"

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 07:54 PM

now that it seems that there was "inner" workings to make todd a mod... in color only, I will slide back to mere lurking once again. this will please many i feel.

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 07:54 PM

Originally Posted By: RowVsWade

Originally Posted By: Brewer

but untill you feed a 3.5 and near 6 yearold, get them dressed AT THE SAME TIME! shoes and socks. then get thier hair done....

Round 1 goes to Brewer.......

I'd rather smoke hookah and go fishing.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 07:59 PM

Originally Posted By: avid angler

I'd rather smoke hookah and go fishing.

i'll consider myself warned

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 08:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

Originally Posted By: avid angler

I'd rather smoke hookah and go fishing.

i'll consider myself warned

I mean really,let's see. Stay at home folding clothes,changing shitty diapers,dealing with my nagging fat wife(ex wife,the bitch!!!),goin' to my nine to five,hyuck hyuck hyuck,OR....

Go fishing for a week at one of my favorite fishing haunts,screw young chicks,go to concerts,New Orleans for New Years,work when I want because I have nothing tying me down. Play my Les paul. That's MY life. As Big Stick would say,Deal With It!

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 09:48 PM

You f'ers are old.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 09:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

Free Bobbie Sands....

'Bobby Sands Diet' was our line back in the day....................

wasn't sure if anyone would know or remember Bobby Sands - do you offer a Helen Keller vision plan as well?

do you know why she masturbated with only one hand? so she could "moan" with the other

Originally Posted By: stam

Originally Posted By: avid angler

Go fishing for a week at one of my favorite fishing haunts,screw young chicks,go to concerts,New Orleans for New Years,work when I want because I have nothing tying me down. Play my Les paul. That's MY life. As Big Stick would say,Deal With It!

I used to want to be Vedder...

vedder does go to lands where topless women greet you when you arrive - i think he called it "Yap". hmmmm, Avid does have a sweet looking boat on one of the coho threads though

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 09:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Dan S.

You f'ers are old.

Todd! when are you gonna step up and send Dan to the corner? that was blatant ageism! this site is going to hell! next thing you know, we won't be able to wear pointy white hats and burn crosses...

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 09:59 PM

Last night I thought that this thread couldn't get more retarded...brewer, thanks for doing something you've never been able to manage before, which is make me feel wrong.

First you dingbats think I've been made a mod...yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Second, you think it's some sort of joke to get you idiots to come out of the woodwork and make us certain of what we already thought before...you guys are indeed idiots.

Anyway...this has been one of the most entertaining threads in a while...glad you guys have enjoyed.

Day two of fishing was considerably better than yesterday, and yesterday was pretty damn good...five dudes, five hours, 26 fish to hand, done at noon...and two coolers full of vacuum packed fillets.

Anyone who has actually posted more than five or six replies on this thread who thinks that someone else ought to get a life away from PP...really, really ought to take their own advice.

Carry on...two more days of fishing for me.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 10:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

Originally Posted By: Dan S.

You f'ers are old.

Todd! when are you gonna step up and send Dan to the corner? that was blatant ageism! this site is going to hell! next thing you know, we won't be able to wear pointy white hats and burn crosses...

I'd ban him...but he's right.

You fukkers are old.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 09/25/09 10:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

..but he's right.

Of course I am.

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/26/09 02:59 AM

todd, tell you what, i'll take back a third of what i said...... if you have the mod power to bring...

Fister back from his ban.

i have my issues with that SOB! however i respect that creepy guy, because he spoke his mind. granted he pissed of a mod. who cares right? most mods are dickheads anyways. seriously i would not want to a mod who banned a guy like fister. when a guys like fister get released, they are in the news very fast.

chucks, whos' aaron?

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 09/26/09 03:23 AM

Yeah bring back Brewer....I mean,Fister

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 09/26/09 12:14 PM

:bigstickfu.ckssheep:

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/27/09 11:29 PM

Damn...I'll admit, I'm a little disappointed...I was really looking forward to ending my four days of fishing with a nice cold one and seeing a few more pages of absolutely retarded dingbats writing on this thread.

What a let down.

I'll just re-read what's here already, and I'm sure it will reaffirm my faith in the idiots.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 09/28/09 02:52 AM

Without a doubt Todd......

How was the fishing?

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 09/28/09 09:24 AM

A good drama needs an appropriate soundtrack.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/28/09 11:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Big_Daddy

Without a doubt Todd......

How was the fishing?

Off the hook...two coolers stuffed with vacuum packed fillets, and many of my friends and neighbors will also be dining on fresh coho this week...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 09/29/09 08:23 AM

Todd, call FnP and ask him about yesterday.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/29/09 11:52 AM

Originally Posted By: fish4brains

Todd, call FnP and ask him about yesterday.

I'm sure I'll get the rundown later when he gets off of work...but I can't imagine it was anything but "getting better and better" every day...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 09/30/09 04:11 PM

Todd how will you ever have time to moderate when all you do is fish? I mean really.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 09/30/09 04:16 PM

oh cool, This thread might be taking off again...

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/30/09 04:39 PM

Originally Posted By: One Way

Todd how will you ever have time to moderate when all you do is fish? I mean really.

I'll manage...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 09/30/09 11:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Originally Posted By: One Way

Todd how will you ever have time to moderate when all you do is fish? I mean really.

I'll manage...

Fish on...

Todd

That was funny!!! Toad lives off the Gov no problem One Way!!!

Oh by the way nice Van toad

Lazy fukk I tell ya!!!

One Way dont forget he is a steelhead snob

Take a look back at toads posta he would never fish for salmon..

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 02:32 AM

Todd[/quote]

Originally Posted By: Todd

Damn...I'll admit, I'm a little disappointed...I was really looking forward to ending my four days of fishing with a nice cold one and seeing a few more pages of absolutely retarded dingbats writing on this thread.

What a let down.

Looks like you got your wish. Lets all grab some popcorn and enjoy. S. A. T. to follow.

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 09:04 AM

I figured this one would reignite by just poking the campfire a little. I think even if Todd decides he no longer wants to be a moderator, I shall call him todderrator next time I see him. Sky guy cant you put that under his avatar? He actually is a todderator I would think there would be no problem.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 10:10 AM

Originally Posted By: One Way

Sky guy cant you put that under his avatar? He actually is a todderator I would think there would be no problem.

"Todderator"........I love it!!!!!

Sorta like what the Orkin Man does, which is get rid of annoying pests and vermin. It's a dirty Job, but just as his Fishing Hooks (which we all love) has no fear of sticking it to slime balls (Our beloved Humpy slime balls).... the Todderator keeps the slimy critters (that on occasion get out of hand, and are starting to smear up the PP screen like banana slugs, termites and maggot flies) in check. Once he gets the critters cornered, it allows other PP patriots to do their duty by applying the Wood Shampoo to the little buggers.

Without the Todderator there would be slime trails, lint balls and vermin poop (where they hide their AK47's) all over PP's black and green on my monitor screen. Just like the Pike Minnow these little buggers need a wood shampooing at times in order they realize a little humility and self respect. Once that happens they usually crawl back into their hole. BTW, it is conveniently located under the slime tab which is colored red and marked radio-active on my PP page.

Thanks Todderator for your products and service.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 10:48 AM

Originally Posted By: John Lee Hookum

Originally Posted By: One Way

Sky guy cant you put that under his avatar? He actually is a todderator I would think there would be no problem.

"Todderator"........I love it!!!!!

Sorta like what the Orkin Man does, which is get rid of annoying pests and vermin. It's a dirty Job, but just as his Fishing Hooks (which we all love) has no fear of sticking it to slime balls (Our beloved Humpy slime balls).... the Todderator keeps the slimy critters (that on occasion get out of hand, and are starting to smear up the PP screen like banana slugs, termites and maggot flies) in check. Once he gets the critters cornered, it allows other PP patriots to do their duty by applying the Wood Shampoo to the little buggers.

Without the Todderator there would be slime trails, lint balls and vermin poop (where they hide their AK47's) all over PP's black and green on my monitor screen. Just like the Pike Minnow these little buggers need a wood shampooing at times in order they realize a little humility and self respect. Once that happens they usually crawl back into their hole. BTW, it is conveniently located under the slime tab which is colored red and marked radio-active on my PP page.

Thanks Todderator for your products and service.

There ... the Red Tab....click! That creepy slimy slug just bit hard and seems to be hooked with the Todderator product (hooks) and now we get to watch it thrash around until somebody bonks it so that it crawls back in it's nasty nest or go as far as ban its self again.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 11:16 AM

Fis On!!!! Anybody else wanna have some fun playing this Pike Minnow. The State will reimburse you for your trouble. Here someone take the rod.... I have to go make a difference in the world (my job) in order to help humanity towards a reduction and eventual elimination of bigotry and ignorance so that we can save ourselves and the planet.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 11:32 AM

Quimber, I think you need to go to the pharmacy and pick up some Vagisil, and probably a fire extinguisher, too, to get all the sand out of your pussy.

Again, an excellent contribution by a fuckin tool to this board...I bet if we went back through all your posts, we'd find that 75% at least are one line incoherent diatribes after you've down a four pack of Bartles and Jaymes.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 01:42 PM

JLH....you are a shameless hussy, did ya let Todd give ya a reach around on that post? Also, what do you use the clear out your nasal passages after so thoroughly burying you nose in his anal cavity?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 02:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

after you've down a four pack of Bartles and Jaymes

i went with the "over" on this thread and said it would be twenty pages - glad to see it's gained momentum again

free bigstick..... when you buy two at the regularly advertised price

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 06:22 PM

Hey Edgar...where have you been? Since you were here last they made Todd a mod. I think he was voted in but I can't confirm. Anyway, we are all waiting for the first ban.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 06:40 PM

Todd as a Mod?

You want moderation? I'll show ya moderation......

I should just turn this entire site OFF.

Deal with it.

(Parker presses the Red Button and goes Global-Thermal Nuclear on everyone!)

PS. Free Big Stick *and* Tibet when you purchase TWO at the regular price! Limited time only and available to stock on hand.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 06:54 PM

I can (and probably will) fix all that color crap...that's ASSuming Bob doesn't beat me too it.

Hint to the

who farted around with the colors - it wasn't well received by The Boss.....

Might want to "fix" the house before The Man returns - which is probably now or really damn soon.

Just sayin'.

HINT. HINT. HINT.

Posted by: seastrike

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 08:39 PM

Before ya get yer azz chewed change mine to black Ryley. I want to go all Ninja on boater.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 08:47 PM

Originally Posted By: seastrike

Before ya get yer azz chewed change mine to black Ryley. I want to go all Ninja on boater.

Originally Posted By: parker

I can (and probably will) fix all that color crap...that's ASSuming Bob doesn't beat me too it.

Hint to the

who farted around with the colors - it wasn't well received by The Boss.....

Might want to "fix" the house before The Man returns - which is probably now or really damn soon.

Just sayin'.

HINT. HINT. HINT.

HINT Parker, dont be such a Doofus! You know damn well it was me...Though the change of Todd's name to the same green as the mod color was inadvertant. It started with Doc on his IFish defection night, went to Todd, and Ended with Chuck's love of UW. I've since changed Toff to a different green that is less 'Modly.'

Seastrike has a good groove going ninja tho, I like that.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Hey Sky! As long as you're changing things around, can you change me from "Carcass" to "Resident RWWJ"?

I kinda' like the sound of that.....

Or Fawk Hater.....

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 09:32 PM

Hank, we've got a side poll of what your custom Title will be. Stay tuned.

I can assure you of one thing, you're not choosing it

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 09:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Oh Sol Duc, I dont hate the Fawks any more than you hate the Niners...

But they are in the Niner's division so I have to hope they do poorly.

The only teams I hate are the Dodgers and Rams...and that's in-bred and I can't change that. If you're from Northern CA you're supposed to hate those teams.

I lied to you. I also have a hatred for any team that T.O. is on too....

I hear ya bro....my best buddy is a Portland Trail blazers fan, and is trying to recruit me...but that is as likely as me voting Dem in 2012..lol My favorite NFL team besides the Fawks is...whoever is playing the Dallas Cowgirls.

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 09:46 PM

this should be goood........

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 09:56 PM

Originally Posted By: seastrike

Before ya get yer azz chewed change mine to black Ryley. I want to go all Ninja on boater.

SharkSkin-

you've been pretty ninja anyway - haven't been on much, fish bitin'?

oh yeah

free bigstick........ from the Palinist regime

Posted by: seastrike

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 10:13 PM

Free Bigstick so his weiner gets better from the steroids.
Just ref'in a famous B Run comment from the original BS attack....which I loved (both the attack and B Run's comment).
Yeah Mike I'll post more one of these days. Things are actually good on my end. Trying for some last chance coho tomorrow in the salt and then "good luck" coho fishing on the Sky in the drifter on Saturday.
A renewed friend just called and got me horned up on some hunting. Blatant BS talk right there.
Whoops wrong thread.

Posted by: elkrun

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 11:18 PM

I cant believe I read the whole thing.....

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/01/09 11:31 PM

Originally Posted By: elkrun

I cant believe I read the whole thing.....

i can't believe it never got locked!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 12:39 AM

This is one of my favorite threads ever...if there was a five dollar bounty on bunched panties, we could all retire on this thread alone.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 11:38 AM

Hard to argue with that one, Stam...that's a pretty good one!

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. If this thread makes it to 20 pages I'll consider my life complete.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 12:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Hard to argue with that one, Stam...that's a pretty good one!

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. If this thread makes it to 20 pages I'll consider my life complete.

Todd - here's a great idea! hows about you get to rename everyone on the site as you see fit?

just doing my part to make it to 20 pages

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 12:26 PM

I'll just use the names that I utter under my breath whenever I see some folks posting...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

I'll just use the names that I utter under my breath whenever I see some folks posting...

So my new name will be, "I Should Send That Guy Some Free RvrFshr Gear"?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:33 PM

I don't think that one would fit in the space provided...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:34 PM

Get a bigger monitor and change your preferences to show at least 50 replies per page.

This thread's only at 4 pages.....

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:37 PM

25 per page suits me just fine...and I have a plenty big enough monitor, Mr. Computer Snob!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

and I have a plenty big enough monitor, Mr. Computer Snob!

I have to cross three counties and the US/Canadian border just to mouse over from one side of my monitor to the next.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:48 PM

parker...

You should see some of our dev workstations here at work.

5 married 22" flatscreens in a semi-circle. I should put up a picture.

ooops, I got off topic, sorry, this is important stuff..

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:52 PM

Nice!

Must be on hard times where you work, as I'd kinda expect 30" tubes for those folks.

Dang, that's be one hell of a big desk.

I always wanted to make a flight simulator system cockpit that involved one of those Uuber gaming chairs, and about a half-dozen 30" tubes that surround you to become the canopy.

Each monitor synched to show you the exactly what you'd see if you were in a cockpit.

Originally Posted By: Abu-Loomis

So what color is Parker's name getting changed to?

It's not.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 01:57 PM

Here's a quick pic of mine...

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I was thinking about getting a bigger one, but the tape drive on my Tandy 386 wouldn't accept the disk for the driver...

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 02:05 PM

Parker has special hidden powers, so we can't change anything he couldnt just change right back himself. Boo!

Unless I deleted that one account...hmm....

I see you upgraded from that Commodore 64 Todd, nice!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 02:06 PM

Todd-

please ban these parents from america, if in fact there are any here

actually, with very little imagination, you could apply that recording to this thread

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 02:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy

Unless I deleted that one account...hmm....

The account would just magically come back to life.

Corey likes me. Ro-Ro loves me (or my children and their toys).

Corey just *tolerates* you and you would make Ro-Ro cry.

I win. I think.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 02:12 PM

Any more edits before I reply parker?

maybe I should just wait a day first..

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 02:16 PM

Naw. I'm done. Maybe.

Not really.

Just one more edit.....

Posted by: sykofish

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 05:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

Todd-

please ban these parents from america, if in fact there are any here

actually, with very little imagination, you could apply that recording to this thread

20 Pages yet?

If you havent looked at this link that Mikespike posted.....Do it!

That is some funny sh!t.

Ryley, make mine Beaver Orange. This season is not looking good, but I want everyone to know that I am not a Pondcrapper fan.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 05:42 PM

That was great...

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 10:19 PM

Originally Posted By: parker

I have to cross three counties and the US/Canadian border just to mouse over from one side of my monitor to the next.

Big monitor, big truck, same compensation.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 10:42 PM

Originally Posted By: goharley

Big monitor, family minivan, same compensation.

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: goharley

Re: new Mod? - 10/02/09 11:07 PM

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 10/03/09 12:27 AM

Originally Posted By: Chuck

Soccer Parker

Zzzzzzzing!

Posted by: Dogfish

Re: new Mod? - 10/03/09 01:00 AM

This sh!tstom is still going? Wow.

Y'all need to kill or screw something.

Posted by: Irie

Re: new Mod? - 10/03/09 04:33 AM

Originally Posted By: parker

Nice!

Must be on hard times where you work, as I'd kinda expect 30" tubes for those folks.

Dang, that's be one hell of a big desk.

I always wanted to make a flight simulator system cockpit that involved one of those Uuber gaming chairs, and about a half-dozen 30" tubes that surround you to become the canopy.

Each monitor synched to show you the exactly what you'd see if you were in a cockpit.

Yeah, but why deprive yourself the joy of the 1st degree burn on your knee next to the heat vent while the rest of your body suffers hypothermia?
I know! Rig up a hair dryer on full tilt and park it 1 inch away from your right knee, meanwhile, wrap the rest of your body in ice packs. Then practice controlled stalls at 3,000 feet.

PS I forgot the part about taking a roll of Benjis and handing it over to some Tool that dresses like Tom Cruise in Top Gun but with a beer gut for the experience.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/03/09 12:00 PM

Come on, guys...my preferences are set so that it shows we're about halfway thru page 10 now...there's got to be some whiny bitches out there who still think I'm a mod and that I'll ban them...get yer asses back on this thread and say stupid sh!t, I need some amusement this morning!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/03/09 12:57 PM

Sweeeet...page 11.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/03/09 03:31 PM

Palin/Gary Loomis 2012.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/03/09 05:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Sweeeet...page 11.

Fish on...

Todd

Damn Todd............

The most talked about NON-EVENT in the history of PP.

Now if you would just breakdown and join CCA, the Republican Party and turn gay (not that there's anything wrong with it)...this thing could run on till Christmas....easy.

Keep up the fine moderation that you have NOT been dealing out.....LOL

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 07:20 AM

No 12th page?

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 07:38 AM

Only 7 pages on my screen. You guys need to write bigger.

Sg

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 09:15 AM

Damnnnn...what have I done? Frankentein's thread for sure. Even worse,
it has given Todd another of the things he treasures above all else.. A thread that's ALL ABOUT HIM! What an attention grubbing ho...

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 12:43 PM

The thread that's all about Todd was started by YOU, dumbass.

And here you are still keeping it alive.

You're a real f'n Einstein. You should probably go and set yourself on fire.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 02:34 PM

I admitted as much Dan..READ what I typed..dumbass pot...kettle...black...STFU

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 03:27 PM

You edited it to say that, dumbass...

(Nice try.)

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 03:32 PM

you can join Dan in the "presumptous ass " room... P.S.... I edited THIS post so you can see the difference....dumbass!!!!

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 03:52 PM

Oh, like it's a trick to edit a post without it saying you edited the post............dumbass.

I edited this one.......

The first time, I didn't call you a dumbass.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 04:09 PM

Sometimes I love it when a topic takes a turn for the worse

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 06:14 PM

That's pronounced "Toddpic" :groan:

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 09:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

Palin/Gary Loomis 2012.

with AuntyM as secretary of hatch boxes.

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/04/09 11:37 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

And boater as secretary of diversionary tactics. Can't have any fish advocacy going on! Kill em all and then just raise hatchery fish for gillnetting!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 12:17 PM

Just thought I'd chime in to note that it shows page 12 on my screen now...this is the best post about absolutely nothing whatsoever that I've ever seen on this board...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 01:14 PM

TTT

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 01:49 PM

The RWWJ's shouldn't be complaining. They also turned green...with envy.

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 03:16 PM

Page 13?

Posted by: EnglishPete

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 03:40 PM

Todd would never be allowed to be a barrister or solicitor in the UK if I have anything to say about it, let alone moderate a fishing board.

Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 03:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Big_Daddy

Now if you would just breakdown and join CCA, the Republican Party and turn gay (not that there's anything wrong with it).

Why hasn't Todd changed his own description to "want some candy little BOY?"

YAY!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 03:45 PM

None of us are boater.

hmmmm, i think Todd is not a mod, but he might be Boater. that should help me with the over and get us to page twenty.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 03:48 PM

Originally Posted By: seastrike

Before ya get yer azz chewed change mine to black Ryley. I want to go all Ninja on boater.

SharkSkin, it's working, i can't see you.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 04:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S

KK's a goater

Fixed,

oops,

another bump.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 04:12 PM

Worst thread ever.

TTT.

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 04:34 PM

if todd doesnt want to be a moderator here i will step up and do the job, i will treat almost everyone equal.

Posted by: Castingpearls

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 04:50 PM

I recently tried to post about some fish I caught on Vibrax spinners that suddenly disappeared. I received a pm that said only posts containing Rvrfshr hootchie spinners in the gape of hooknose silvers will be permitted.

That tells me the rumors are true afterall.

Todd-the-mod.

Free Bigstick!

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

As often as Bob had to ban you in years past, that would be a real achievment.

why must you dig up the past ?, want me to pull the thread up where you were bashing ramone and washington trout for wanting to save fish ??

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:06 PM

Finally made it to page 9 on my computer.

Yeah, Todd's got the fix in. He won't let me on his boat because I don't fish rvrfshr spoons and spinners, even tho they don't cast fer beans on my fly rods.

(mods please note backhanded plug for rvrfshr)

Sg

Posted by: NanookWillie

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:08 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

If you don't have anything wonderful to say about Todd

I just adore Todd. He makes me giggle, hear the river rushing by like a philharmonic orchestra, notice how blue and deep the sky really is, hear the birds singing like a tabernacle choir, hear the flowers growing while the dirt yawns silently and he makes me wonder and write about myself in daily awe of how wonderful we all are, in between trips to the shrink for better meds that is.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:10 PM

WWTD????

PS. RVRFSHR's SUCK!

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Abu-Loomis

The Todderator should become a reality

The Moderator Dream Team:

Todd
Abu-Loomis
BigStick
Superfly

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

It's about Todd and how great he is.

i`m sure your right, you always are, just ask yourself

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:29 PM

It must really HURT you.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:31 PM

I think the only thing that would make this thread complete is a lock....

nah.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:38 PM

"would you could you be a mod?"
"No! I wouldn't I couldn't be a mod!"
"Not in a boat on a moat?"
"No! I wouldn't I couldn't in a boat on a moat!"

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:44 PM

You can’t dialogue with an idealogue.

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 05:54 PM

Boater, that's no way to talk about Todd. Say nice things about Todd.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 06:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

KK - Palin 2012

I liked this one better.

TMT

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 06:30 PM

any chance we can combine the CCA/Todd/Doc thread with this one? that'll put us around 23 pages....

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 06:40 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Mike, you're a sick man. Really, really sick.

which one of me are you speaking too?

if i can get a quorum, we'll join CCA

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: stam

KK is now lonely, he brought his sheep to the bar-b-que the other night.

I saw the emails. Looked yummy.

Posted by: Stew

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Boater, that's no way to talk about Todd. Say nice things about Todd.

I'll say nice things about Todd.
He has done a HELL of a lot more for wild fish than anyone on this board!
So go ahead with your nasty comeback Marsha because I wish there were more people like Todd who does more than debate issues on the internet. He actually gets off of his ass and does something!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Then he will stalk you on other boards that you do belong to. Furthermore, he will do it over the span of YEARS.

well, i/we grudgingly admire his perseverance.

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Then he will stalk you on other boards that you do belong to.

your the stalker not me, everyone here knows it.

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

any chance we can combine the CCA/Todd/Doc thread with this one? that'll put us around 23 pages....

maybe doc could be a moderator and make a new rule that you have to be a cca member to post here, heck, maybe doc could have AuntyM setup a cca booth in his boat and promote the cca on the water to other fisherman.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:13 PM

I once knew a guy that really wanted to date one of the Sonics CheerGals, but was too afraid of asking her out, in fear of the obvious rejection. I asked him what his plan was on how he was going to get his women and he said:

"Stalk them. They like that."

Posted by: Stew

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:13 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Originally Posted By: Stew

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Boater, that's no way to talk about Todd. Say nice things about Todd.

I'll say nice things about Todd.
He has done a HELL of a lot more for wild fish than anyone on this board!
So go ahead with your nasty comeback Marsha because I wish there were more people like Todd who does more than debate issues on the internet. He actually gets off of his ass and does something!

Why yes, yes he has. Just ASK him. He'll GLADLY tell you.

Maybe I will. So what have you done Marsha?

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Stew

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Originally Posted By: Stew

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Boater, that's no way to talk about Todd. Say nice things about Todd.

I'll say nice things about Todd.
He has done a HELL of a lot more for wild fish than anyone on this board!
So go ahead with your nasty comeback Marsha because I wish there were more people like Todd who does more than debate issues on the internet. He actually gets off of his ass and does something!

Why yes, yes he has. Just ASK him. He'll GLADLY tell you.

Maybe I will. So what have you done Marsha?

i`l answer that, i bet she`s ate more than one bag of potato chips surfing the message boards.

Posted by: Stew

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:16 PM

Hell who hasn't? I prefer Kettle chips myself

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:23 PM

TMT

Posted by: Stew

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 07:55 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

BTW Stew, you should join boater's board. His buddy wants to make snagging legal AND you'll have free reign to bash me all ya want!

Don't have to Marsha. I can bash you right here if I want as it seems to be a popular thing to do and you do make it quite easy.
So whose work is Todd taking credit for?

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 08:14 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

BTW Stew, you should join boater's board. His buddy wants to make snagging legal AND you'll have free reign to bash me all ya want!

you should realy quit promoting my board on bobs board, it realy not appropriate.

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 08:44 PM

Posted by: Stew

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 09:02 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

I don't recall saying Todd was taking credit.

However... you're doing a good job adding to the thread and making sure it stays "all about Todd" so you deserve an attaboy.

Yeah right!
You have something like thirty posts on this thread and I have what? four?

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 09:31 PM

Todd's a mod????

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 09:33 PM

Bob's a mod.....SkyGuy's a mod......Parker used to be a mod......but now Todd's a Mod????

fk

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 09:37 PM

Just wanted to be the one who rolled this onto yet another page...
#300...

Posted by: seastrike

Re: new Mod? - 10/05/09 11:20 PM

Originally Posted By: parker

I once knew a guy that really wanted to date one of the Sonics CheerGals, but was too afraid of asking her out, in fear of the obvious rejection. I asked him what his plan was on how he was going to get his women and he said:

"Stalk them. They like that."

Dude that is NOT what I said....

Ha

Ha

Ha

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 12:10 AM

Couldn't resist "My name is Toad and I'm cool" posts TTT

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 12:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

we are gonna need to hold some form of party ...

this calls for a gun grabbin' party...

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 12:35 AM

Is Alex in Wonderland??

Awww forget it!!!

Who cares with those pics of true gun carrying babes!!!!

TTT to honor the jobless!!!

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:03 AM

#1 please.

Posted by: Gatorgetter

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:17 AM

This is clearly a violation of the AUP. I'm sure Jenny would not condom such activity

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 02:34 AM

nice piece....

Posted by: Irie

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:48 AM

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:12 AM

IT"S ALIVE!!!!!IT"S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 08:57 AM

Hey did anyone notice that Todd's name is in Green?

Is he a Mod now.....???

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 09:08 AM

A mod? When? Who got banned? I bet it was one of those RWWJ's.

Did someone say he's done great things for wild steelhead? How is producing gear that's efficient at catching them good for them?

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 11:20 AM

Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy

nice holster....

FIxed that for ya.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 11:34 AM

"Only the LWWJ's ever get banned since they are commonly associated with violence to make thier point."

Yes they occasionally condone violence but only against RWWJ's which the supreme court has determined to be justified. But now that the RW Bopper has infiltrated the level of violence should subside as the RWWJ's slowly disappear.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 11:55 AM

Will someone please start a useless thread about Marsha so she'll stop typing on my useless thread?

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Oh, yeah...TTT

Posted by: STRIKE ZONE

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 11:59 AM

WOW.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 12:03 PM

The fact that four letters in green have prompted a 17 page...so far...thread about nothing shows just how retarded many of the folks who are posting here actually are about some things...I mean, is this really the kind of stuff that keeps you up at night?

Here's to 20 pages by lunch time!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: summerrun

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 12:18 PM

Had to make one post on the all time stupiest thread ever...carry on.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:00 PM

Will everyone please stop posting on this thread?

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:15 PM

and it continues....stop it already.....oh it's me.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:23 PM

oh the horror......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:27 PM

Considering there's nearly 3700 views on this thread, and only about fifteen people reading it, I suspect that it keeps a few of the nimwits fairly well occupied thinking about it...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:39 PM

Sheesh, another 8 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. All because of Todd, the un-mod.

Sg

Posted by: Castingpearls

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 01:50 PM

I've always wondered what the story was about Sol's name color. That must've been before my time here.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 02:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Are you including yourself in that "nimwit" category?

Just wondering.....

I'm only checking it about every other day, as I haven't been home much...I am a bit disappointed, though, I thought it would make it to 20 pages by lunch after yesterday's frantic pace...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: stlhdr1

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 02:32 PM

Todd loves CCA and wants to run it..........

Keith

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 02:54 PM

Right on...page 18...

Hank, if you have your CCA card, mebbe Doc can look at your eyes for you to see why you're seeing blue when the rest of us see green...

If you don't have your CCA card...you'll have to ask your Insurance Company if you can see anyone, for anything...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 02:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

So that would put you right about in the "semi-nimwit" category...

Jeebus Hank! don't you know better than to pick on a Mod at this point?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

I think you guys are just hosing me about the GreenTodd.

are you using the "classic" PP background of black w/white letters and various things in red?

1-1/2 pages to 20. seastrike will probably go ninja at 19-3/4 and the thread will be dead

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:37 PM

If you are jaundice that would explain seeing the green as blue. No need for the eye doc. I'm cheaper.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:39 PM

Oh wait...it's blue and yellow that make green. It can't be blue....blue can't be made because it's a primary color.

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Two more pages and we can quit and maybe someone will start a thread that makes sense.

i coukld ask the cca members a few more questions i guess

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:44 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Despite accusations to the contrary, I do NOT lie. It's green. Does exposure to too much radiation make a guy go color blind?

no Aunty, that's the first phase of blindness caused by excessive...... relief!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:46 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Two more pages and we can quit and maybe someone will start a thread that makes sense.

umm, i could go back and modify my original post to say i was picking 30 pages before the thread crapped out - would it make a difference?

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:51 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

The real mods don't like extra work cutting into their internet break times.

i personally have not received any complaints from any mod so if they have extra work i`m not causing it.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 03:52 PM

Eye test

What colors are these?

A

B

C

D

And you should get this one as it's your favorite:

E

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 04:10 PM

you're both wrong! the water is crystal clear and the river bottom is mossy green, just like Todd's name now that he is a Mod

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 04:10 PM

YES! PAGE 19!!!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 04:53 PM

I think anyone with more than two post's on this thread should be Perma banned or forced to sport a cryfish decal on their rig for one full year !

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:02 PM

I'm sure she will combine shipping.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:04 PM

Or substitute a Fawks sticker..... chain

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:12 PM

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

Or substitute a Fawks sticker..... chain

Some of my best friends are Fawks Fans.....

But I still want a cryfish decal.

I know...you're best man at your wedding was a Fawks fan.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:16 PM

TFF...

Posted by: NanookWillie

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

P.S. Oh, yeah...TTT

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:22 PM

"When you go and pick up your cryfish decal why don't you get one for me too."

Hypocrites should get a tattoo.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 05:23 PM

TWENTY???????????????

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:02 PM

Hey Hank, how bad do you want a cryfish sticker?

Posted by: stlhdr1

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Todd / Gary Loomis - 2012

There's a team that will work.

One with the facts straight and one that would [censored] the sheep...

Baaaaaah, baaaaaaaaahhhhh

Keith

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Originally Posted By: Twitch

Hey Hank, how bad do you want a cryfish sticker?

Is there anyone in particular you'd like knee-capped?

Only kneecaps eh?, let me think... I do have a person on my Chit list.

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:13 PM

Not from lead...and surprisingly not from Swine Flu...

Got 4 scrips yesterday for my various ills and am taking it kinda easy today. I could be a poster child for 'Worst Poison Oak Case'. Top that off with a couple sniffly, coughy, hot flash, nausea, dizzy spells...and it's go time up here!

Posted by: stlhdr1

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Twitch

Not from lead...and surprisingly not from Swine Flu...

Got 4 scrips yesterday for my various ills and am taking it kinda easy today. I could be a poster child for 'Worst Poison Oak Case'. Top that off with a couple sniffly, coughy, hot flash, nausea, dizzy spells...and it's go time up here!

Ahh the poison oak... That stuff SUCKS

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:21 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Is Todd immortal now?

Or does he still just think he is?

I don't know... but he HAS to be worried about being more popular than mostly nekked girls.

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Given a choice between mostly nekked girls and Todd, I'd have to cast my ballot for the girls to tell you the truth.

i'm still retired - and i wish Todd would appoint someone to be the thursday thread provider, since Todd is a Mod and all.

Posted by: Thrasher

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:29 PM

damn it stam, finish that damn story, I was at about 1/2 mast there

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:30 PM

Originally Posted By: stam

Hankster..?

Stam-

are you implying that Hankster doesn't pay his taxes?

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:30 PM

Originally Posted By: stam

PMS...or, your pregnant.

Funny, the doctor mentioned that one of my scrips may alter the effectivness of birth control pills... I gave her the 'one raised eyebrow out of curiosity' look and she quickly corrected herself and said, 'nevermind'...

Though other side effects, combined, include:
Insomnia
diarrhea
reduced effectiveness of hormones
problems breathing
depression
mood swings
hives/itching
may alter urine test

I love the finishing line "promptly report unusual symptoms to Dr." Nah Doc., doin great, got all those listed symptoms on the bottles, but no other ones, like rectal bleeding, sudden loss of motor function, or blue hair. I'm good to go!

Party at my house.

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:31 PM

Oh snap, that sent it to another page!

Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:34 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

We did it!!!!

As Richard Simmons would say.

Yay.

C'mon girlfriend, that was waaaaayyyyyyyyy tooooooo wimpy!!! YAY!

this thread is gay by the way. yay.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

I think you should be like Favre and step out of that retirement nonsense. You've still got game and I don't think there's anybody on this board that puts up finer wenches than you.

Come on. Do it for the Gipper....and us horny old goats.

don't let KK know you're a goat

I swore an oath on my mother's grave that i would not post scantily clad women on this board anymore. unfortunately, EP and RS are bound by that oath as well

but hey, let's not end on a down note, Rush Limbaugh is trying to buy the St. Louis Rams!!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-rams-ownership&prov=ap&type=lgns

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:45 PM

Chuck-

i just hope no one gets sued by Seinfeld since this is definitely a thread about nothing

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

If you or EP or RS are sworn by oath then I respect that. But that only means you have to come up with an additional nom de guerre to keep us amused in the scantily clad lady department.

actually, my mom is still alive. if i break the oath, i'll have to kill her

would Todd ban me for killing my mom? if i kill her with bacon?

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 06:52 PM

How pissed off would everyone be if this thread just magically disappeared now...

?????

I mean, not that I could do that or anything.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

Like you don't have magical PP powers? You with your lilly white "parker" name can't fool me!

Aunty, are you calling Parker "whitey"?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Mike, don't kill your Mom, just fib to her.

you mean for a change?

i think i remember ChuckS stepping up a while back. Two days Chuck, make it happen, OR ELSE THE THREAD DIES!

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

Aunty, are you calling Parker "whitey"?

I'm calling up Al Sharpton, Rev. Jessie Jackson, Oprah, Rush Limbah, Anderson Cooper, NAACP, NCAA, AARP, AAA, NBA, NFL, MLB, FBI, and the CIA now for some protests!!!!!

The Man (or Aunty in this case) is holding this brutha DOWN!!!!!!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:19 PM

You forgot CCA.

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:26 PM

Page 22

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Twitch

Not from lead...and surprisingly not from Swine Flu...

Got 4 scrips yesterday for my various ills and am taking it kinda easy today. I could be a poster child for 'Worst Poison Oak Case'. Top that off with a couple sniffly, coughy, hot flash, nausea, dizzy spells...and it's go time up here!

My Uncle( retired MD ) told me a story about seeing a patient during his residency at UW..guess the guy was camping and just dropped a deuce and didn't have any TP, so patient grabbed a handfull of leaves to wipe with..care to guess what type of plant he chose? Yep Poison Oak...Hope that makes you feel a little better? unless.......never mind.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:43 PM

Tasty.....

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:55 PM

Hankster-

i just heard on the radio on the drive home that stretch pelosi left a session of congress early because she had U2 tickets. our tax dollars at work.....

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 07:58 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

You guys keep forgetting, I'm a minority too! (and so is Fishgal!)

neither of you have ever seen Star Wars?

go ahead, waste post # 12k responding, i dare you!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 08:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

Hankster-

i just heard on the radio on the drive home that stretch pelosi left a session of congress early because she had U2 tickets. our tax dollars at work.....

She's probably going to fly to the concert. Hope she uses her broom this time.

no, as per the ususal, she'll just flap her gums!

ps keep the thread alive, i have to go fix a drink and might not find my way back.

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 08:34 PM

this thread reminds me of that famous sci fi movie line-IT LIVES

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 08:36 PM

All I can say is that I'm really proud of you guys...every time I think it's about time for this thread to go tits up, it gets back up and walks around some more...

Can we make 40?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 08:36 PM

Hank, my name is still in green...

Posted by: sykofish

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Hank, my name is still in green...

But it's diaper green now.

Dont miss those day's.

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 09:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

At least HE is wearing the flag pin on his lapel.....and yes I miss the chit outa' him.

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 09:57 PM

Now we're back on track....

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 09:58 PM

<<<<<<<<<------Face palm.

Posted by: Mrs. Magoo

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 10:03 PM

He's wearing a pin? I don't see any pin.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 10:14 PM

Hey Todd......

When did you become a Mod?

Damn...I only missed one meeting.....

Welcome...????

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 10:19 PM

BigStick for annonimod

Posted by: Toy Boat

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 10:22 PM

Oh fawk

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 11:05 PM

How much is it worth to have this thing die.....LOL

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 11:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Big_Daddy

How much is it worth to have this thing die.....LOL

if you go to bed now, i promise the thread will be here in the morning. wouldn't you feel so much better squashing this thread, then having a cup of coffee and making a huge steamer to start your day?

oh yeah, thanks to this thread, i think, Aunty hit 12000 and one.

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 10/06/09 11:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 12:02 AM

I think it's time break this Sucker wide open.

This isn't limited to PP, you know. Todd the Mod is becoming an international phenomenon.

People are even singing songs about him...

And, we even get to hear from one of his recent dates. She's a looker, bro.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 12:12 AM

This is going to 40... Sky-Guy....that was classic !

kneel

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 12:17 AM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Is Todd immortal now?

Or does he still just think he is?

A jobless douche!

Did I see a tat that said Doc? awww shiit toad aint standin fer dat...

"NO CCA"
"NO CCA"
"NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN"

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 12:29 AM

AWWW FAWK!!!

TTT

Posted by: LoweDown

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 12:56 AM

Posted by: NanookWillie

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 03:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy

Todd the Mod is becoming an international phenomenon.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 10:43 AM

This thread is going to take over the world.

12/21/2012

A world about nothing.

For the love of god...kill it before it's too late!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 11:32 AM

Originally Posted By: stlhead

This thread is going to take over the world.

12/21/2012

A world about nothing.

For the love of god...kill it before it's too late!

it's too late - i'm dredging up a topic that caused Todd to turn green back when i started that thread. see, this is still about Todd

and his being green (with disgust)

DISCLAIMER: except for the word "fart" this is G rated

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 12:29 PM

Let them eat cake!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 12:44 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

You are so lucky Mike. I was prepared to hop in the Mustang, drive down there and kick your cake farts off the planet.

at least you care enough to kick my ass in person

you would have been shocked by our gas prices though - i know your pony doesn't run on smiles and cotton candy. hmmmm, can Todd moderate the price of gas for us? if he keeps the price down, i'll have more money for rvrfshr tackle

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 02:25 PM

Todderator, this thing is still alive, I thought you could lock these things down when you wanted to. Perhaps I am mistaken....again

Posted by: NOFISH

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 05:08 PM

Thou shalt not worship false idols STAM

WWTD?

Posted by: Castingpearls

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 05:17 PM

Originally Posted By: NOFISH

Thou shalt not worship false Todds STAM

WWTD?

Fixed

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 05:22 PM

WWTD now That is funny.... but I could be mistaken again

Posted by: NanookWillie

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 05:32 PM

I am told this is Todd
preparing to moderate
during the developmental
years?

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 05:39 PM

who's todd?

Posted by: NOFISH

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 05:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Todd the mod?

or Todd the god?

or knob gob?

Ya got me confused now Chuck

Posted by: seastrike

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 05:52 PM

Jeebus Nofish.
See in my world there are only two pages of this thread. I guess I have a lot of people on my ignor list

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 06:27 PM

Originally Posted By: NOFISH

or knob creek?

Why yes, thank you! I'll take mine neat, but lightly chilled with Humptulips River water, please.

I'm on a reposting bender today!

Posted by: NOFISH

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 06:40 PM

My those are LARGE paws gripping that bottle-o-knob......

Could those be the paws of the ManBearPig?

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 06:46 PM

Why yes, that IS a ManBearPig clawing at that bottle. Poor thing couldn't figure out how to open the bottle, though.

My day just got even better....

Bacon *AND* Bourbon!!!

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/2009/10/bacon_bourbon_the_next_big_thi.php

Posted by: NOFISH

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 06:53 PM

Touted as a heady, retro, wood-toned and leather-boothed place that would please the Rat Pack or Don Draper's crew on Mad Men, the restaurant and bar seemingly aim to attract the readership of Esquire magazine (both male and female) -- fittingly, since the magazine sponsored the event.

Sigh.....I'm out

I wonder how it will "finish" with Potter's Crown? Report to follow

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 09:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Parker

Poor thing couldn't figure out how to open the bottle, though.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 11:22 PM

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

the right color on your screen means everything....maybe.

Hankster, is the sky blue?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 11:48 PM

God, I love this thread...it just keeps on going.

Hey, Quimber, you spineless piece of crap worthless pussyfuk...shutyerfatfuckin piehole...oh, and have a nice day, while yer at it.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/07/09 11:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Piper

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

the right color on your screen means everything....maybe.

Hankster, is the sky blue?

What color is this,green??

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:25 AM

I'm not being personal...just being accurate. Quimber drinks up his four pack of Bartles and Jaymes and then posts directly out of his distended asssshole...just pointing it out.

If he had anything whatsoever to offer this website...or mankind...other than retarded one liners that prove he can't think harder than a brick with a busted corner, I might be kinder...but do a search of his 1200+ posts and you'll find that at least 900 of them would look immature and stupid on a 13 year old girl's facebook page...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:28 AM

TMT.

PS. I'd tell you to stop reading 13 year old girl's Facebook pages, but your .sig van says it all.....

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:33 AM

I think I'm the only one left in the USA who doesn't have a facebook page...which means I can't ready anyone else's either...even Quimber's facebook page about his new favorite quilt pattern, or his favorite flavor of wine cooler...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:33 AM

Didn't you hear - the prowler has been replaced by the growler.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:33 AM

grrrr.....

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Todd

I think I'm the only one left in the USA who doesn't have a facebook page...which means

..which means quite sneaking in to the Public Library and hijacking Facebook accounts for those that leave themselves logged in!

Hey wait, log out of my damn Facebook account!!!!!!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:38 AM

What? Afraid I'll steal your newest recipe for a Cosmopolitan...or snake your secret CCA plans outta ya?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:40 AM

You're getting your hacked FB accounts confused.

Stam's all about the cosmo.

Can neither conform nor deny my secret CCA plans.

Did I just say conform and CCA in the same sentence? D'oh! My bad!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:43 AM

Is that a Freudian slip..."conform" rather than the proper "confirm"...?

I think this thread might have the legs to make it to 40...though it might take Quimber buying up eight or nine more four packs to get it done...

Nuthin' like a blind rage drunk on wine coolers to get the job done.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Nuthin' like a blind rage drunk on wine coolers to get the job done.

Time to booze up and riot!!!!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:46 AM

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

I would like to go to Tasmania to fish, really it is a real place.

If you see Quimber there, give him a hug...I think he needs one...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:47 AM

Originally Posted By: parker

Originally Posted By: Todd

Nuthin' like a blind rage drunk on wine coolers to get the job done.

Time to booze up and riot!!!!

I'll happily booze up...or riot...but won't likely do both at the same time...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:47 AM

Looks like a ROUS.

Rodents of Unusual Size.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:49 AM

Tasmanian Devil...an oversized rodent with a penchant for poor linguistics, lame jokery, and bad wine coolers.

A truly sad member of the mammal family.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:59 AM

Sh!t, this thread might make 40...

I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:59 AM

P.S. Still laughin'...

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 08:33 AM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

I'm on Gin and Tonic #3 ... life is good.

Talked to Sean tonight about the Vedder and the low water has me a little worried although we will hike to deep water for those skanky big white springers if needed.

AS for Quimber ... he is not a mod

Buddy was up to the Vedder Sunday and said the stretch from the railroad bridge up to Vedder Crossing looked like the Skokomish. Said the Humpies were thick but he did manage to catch a 13 lb coho and hooked a couple of springers.

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 09:56 AM

Don't be putting info on a thread about nothing!

Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 10:10 AM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

BWP - actually ... I am probably one of the few that is not "confused" ...

That's right - either you're gay or your not! YAY!

And some of you who are latent homos in denial, you're gay. YAY!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 11:24 AM

Todd! you need to activate your super mod powers and ban this guy from washington state (anybody had their boat or plane stolen buy this guy?)

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/08/washington.barefoot.burglar/index.html

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 12:11 PM

it's still a thread about nothing....

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 02:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Sh!t, this thread might make 40...

I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry.

Fish on...

Todd

It's got me cryin', but only page 18 here. And I don't have anyone on Ignore. Maybe I should reconsider.

Sg

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 03:05 PM

i am at 27 pages keep it going to forty

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 03:32 PM

Well, looky who's back.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 03:34 PM

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerry Garcia

Well, looky who's back.

Work release ?

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 04:43 PM

Todd the mod had accidentally banned him.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 05:44 PM

I only ban people on purpose.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 05:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

Originally Posted By: Jerry Garcia

Well, looky who's back.

Work release ?

Allergic reation to lanolin

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/08/09 06:52 PM

oh thank god it's still here! work prevented me from watching the thread minute by minute to see who Todd would ban next.

Posted by: Brant

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 12:19 AM

I thought this would be up to 30 by now. Get to work.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 12:50 AM

Maybe it can pass the Joke thread. May even get listed as Guinness World Record.

Posted by: Snake Pliskin

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 12:56 AM

After days of noticing this thread is so boringly long and after a quick review of content, let me say, this is the gayest, most worthless hunk of garbage thread every to be on this website. Please for the sake of mankind, let it go, lock this fu%ker and somebody tell a funny story or even let Big Stick show pics of treble-hooked snagged fish!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 01:00 AM

Knock.....Knock......

Who's There................??

Todd......

Todd who......??

TODD THE MOD..........?????????

Sorry Snake...I couldn't help myself.....

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 01:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Snake Pliskin

After days of noticing this thread is so boringly long and after a quick review of content, let me say, this is the gayest, most worthless hunk of garbage thread every to be on this website. Please for the sake of mankind, let it go, lock this fu%ker and somebody tell a funny story or even let Big Stick show pics of treble-hooked snagged fish!

I agree 100 %. Todd/Clinton 2012.

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 01:16 AM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

I would like to go to Tasmania to fish, really it is a real place.

If you see Quimber there, give him a hug...I think he needs one...

Fish on...

Todd

Funny shiit Toad once you get a job we can talk!! Until then keep livin off your squeeze and go fuk yourself.. Oh by the way next time you want to show up to the kalamatilla bring your own beer!! wasnt there but heard what a leach you were!!!

So laffin' what a fukin moochin cull you are...

Dude one of these days you need to support yourself I know your young and dont see it now but it has to happen.. Then again maybe KK can give ya a lawn to mow to get yer weed money... chain

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 01:25 AM

WOW....

That was just mean....

Posted by: summerrun

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 01:37 AM

This thread just took a hard right turn toward lockdown and/or banning. 10,9,8...

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 10:13 AM

BWP-

i'm sorry, but you are wrong. this thread is "simply the best".

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 10:23 AM

okay, time for some friday tune up tunes - i hope Todd approves 'cause i don't want to get banned

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 11:35 AM

IT"S ALIVE!! IT"S ALIVE!!!

I bet not even the mods can stop it now!!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 11:50 AM

I heard that The Todd got snubbed for the Noble peace prize. BO has nothing on the Todd !

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 12:59 PM

Quimber, time to rub out your box with some Vagisil...might make you less fidgety at your desk chair.

Not that it's any of your business, anyway, but I've been putting in 12 to 14 hour days every day on my job, and haven't participated in my lady's business much for the last couple of years...and I guarantee you I work harder and pay more taxes than your lazy drunk ass.

Have another nice day!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 02:01 PM

2 more pages today and we're at 30 and counting. It's my guess that we will exceed 40 by Tuesday if not before, with the continued efforts of a determined cast of loyal patriots. That would include the wonderful work of AM, Timber, S O D, Hank, and others that are making a difference in yielding to a much more superior intellect, in order that they get their wheels out of the mud.

Thanks again Todd for your marvelous rebuttal to the Flat Earth theorist, and your handy work in keeping this a well tuned web site, as the haters keep getting caught trying to put sugar in the PP tank.

This post is good for a few replys from the knuckle draggers. Let the post count continue.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 02:12 PM

Todd hates women too - he sabotaged this poor woman's performance...

soooo laffin'

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 04:14 PM

JLH shows once again how he can shamelessly brown nose Todd and still walk away feeling superior,and his existence once again justified.
WTG JLH!!! I nominate JLH for the 1st Annual ToddTheMod Asskisser Award.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 04:25 PM

That's a lot of words and letters for one award...how about we just give you the "Ass Award", nynook?

Two words, three syllables...easier to wrap a conservative brain around.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 04:25 PM

Page 29.

Yee...

...haw.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 04:57 PM

let's keep riding the wave! is Todd a Mod? let's ask Devo

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 04:59 PM

Lets face it Todd, If I hadn't started this thread to begin with, you wouldn't be enjoying the adulation you are receiving from your crowd of shameless ass kissers. I accept your graceful acknowlegement of my contribution to your ever growing popularity, and I hope to continue to enable your legions of brown nosers to do that which they so enjoy.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 06:11 PM

while pursuing an entirely different topic, i discovered that "Tod" in german translates as "death" in english. i just thought i should warn some of you

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 08:42 PM

That's pretty good! If you can't see it, you still get the right answer.

Here it is filtered........

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 08:51 PM

Gr8! I'm answering a question from ancient history......

I'm through..... no point in participating any longer. Todd's Mod Squad can handle this....and if they drop the ball, the big fella himself can always pull another childish ......... ttt

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 10:36 PM

You guys are letting me down...after that seven page day a few days ago, the lastest output has been lame.

Someone please buy a bunch of Bartles & Jaymes and head over to Quimber's so he doesn't have to wait so long to post...his contributions have been nothing short of spectacular.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/09/09 10:53 PM

S'matter Todd? missing all the asskissing?

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 12:32 AM

great rock. kind of reminds me of todd the mod
also if todd is a mod can he get rid of facebook here it sure slows down getting on here

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 01:39 AM

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

I worked very hard to further this thread, don't really have it in me tonight but thought I should share a rock we dug up a year or so ago in our yard..

BWP that looks a lot like the Pee gravel (sack O rocks) that make up no-nooky's fossilized brain.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 09:27 AM

That would be PEA gravel.. why are you so JADEITED JLH? I do think its cute that BWP found another shiny object to play with though.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 11:00 AM

Originally Posted By: nynook

That would be PEA gravel.. why are you so JADEITED JLH? I do think its cute that BWP found another shiny object to play with though.

Urine, or Pee green is the color of the gravel that I was referring to. Note: BWP's color micro photo exhibit is Pee green.

However, Pea is appropriate as well, because it's the size of NOnooky's brain.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 12:18 PM

Don't know what you've been drinking, but if your PEE is green you should see a doctor.

Maybe its green from sucking Todd ?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 12:18 PM

larry...go into your preferences and "turn off" the "right window" stuff...it will keep it from loading up on your screen...

nynook, I get all the attention I ever need, which isn't much...this thread is awesome for watching the numbnuts froth at the mouth...and that's some serious entertainment...and after working all day, a little entertainment in the evening is welcome.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Just in case it wasn't obvious, I didn't start this thread, and I didn't even see it for it's first couple of days worth of existence, as I was out fishing that week...and this thread makes it clear that there are several other folks who might want to make that same move...turn off the computer and go fishing for a few days.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 12:23 PM

Todd, maybe it slipped by you, but I STARTED THIS THREAD..so stop trying to get the glory for that as well.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 12:25 PM

nynook, I think they ought to make it a requirement that someone can read plain English before posting on Internet BB's...though that would seriously cut down on the posting on this thread.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 12:25 PM

Page 30...ten more to go!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 12:28 PM

That requirement would also apply to you, Einstein.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 01:55 PM

Originally Posted By: nynook

That requirement would also apply to you, Einstein.

Of course it would...just like I said...go back and read it slower, it should apply to everyone.

Also, go back and read the last few posts...slower, more carefully...where I noted that I didn't even start this thread, then you follow it up by telling me that I didn't start the thread.

No sh!t, Sherlock...that's why I said you might need a reading comprehension course...you're repeating what I'm saying and showing a woeful ability to understand it the first time.

Carry on...we'll get to 40 sooner or later...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Timber

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 02:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

and after working all day

Is this what you call working hard

1.5 hours of PP time during work hmmm

Rvrfshr Hootchie Spinners Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 10:25 AM
Re: New Method For Distinguishing Farm /wild salmon Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 10:00 AM
Re: new Mod? Is There Life Beyond Fishing? 10-03-2009 09:57 AM
Re: Team eyeFISH = Team CCA Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:53 AM
Re: 10 yr deal with tribes from Anderson????? Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:49 AM
Re: Rvrfshr Hootchie Spinners Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:47 AM
Re: 10 yr deal with tribes from Anderson????? Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:01 AM
Re: new Mod? Is There Life Beyond Fishing? 10-03-2009 09:00 AM

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 03:53 PM

todd has to be a mod he told me how to get rid of that darn facebook. thanks todd the mod

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 08:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Timber

Originally Posted By: Todd

and after working all day

Is this what you call working hard

1.5 hours of PP time during work hmmm

Rvrfshr Hootchie Spinners Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 10:25 AM
Re: New Method For Distinguishing Farm /wild salmon Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 10:00 AM
Re: new Mod? Is There Life Beyond Fishing? 10-03-2009 09:57 AM
Re: Team eyeFISH = Team CCA Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:53 AM
Re: 10 yr deal with tribes from Anderson????? Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:49 AM
Re: Rvrfshr Hootchie Spinners Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:47 AM
Re: 10 yr deal with tribes from Anderson????? Northwest Fishing Board 10-03-2009 09:01 AM
Re: new Mod? Is There Life Beyond Fishing? 10-03-2009 09:00 AM

of course he did all that - he's a mod, remember?

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 09:23 PM

BUMP

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/10/09 09:50 PM

I have started typing really slow because I know some people don't read very fast.....

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 02:57 AM

BWP, are those the Blue Angels or The Thunder Birds? Maybe they're practicing for a fly over for when this thread reaches 40 pages.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 11:29 AM

Quimber, I must say that I'm flattered that you took the time to stalk me on the InterWebz in order to make your first post longer than one line...glad to see yer movin' up in the world.

Not only can I manage to check into PP quite a bit if I'm in the office working...doing the two or three hours per day of phone calls and paperwork that anyone who owns their own business knows have to happen...but even people who work for themselves take breaks, especially when they start at 6am and don't finish until 8pm.

What exactly is your fascination with me?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Dogfish

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 11:39 AM

Todd,

I think you just need to ban your nay-sayers.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 11:52 AM

Yeah, but at least half the fun of this website is watching them run around like drunk chickens with their heads chopped off, frothing at the mouth and stepping on their own dicks...

Just wouldn't be the same without 'em.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 12:27 PM

on to 40 please

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 01:38 PM

Here's something that should help push this thread at least another five pages...

I'm learning to play the ukulele.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. No, I'm not kidding...an hour a day away from everything else, learning chords...took me the first hour just to tune the damn thing.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 01:53 PM

I think I'll do it the same way I learned to play the other instruments I've learned...learn to play it first, then learn songs.

It will be a while before Tiny Tim's fanclub is aware of me.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 02:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

I did the opposite with my blues harp. I learned to play songs first and was soon voted "most likely to be thrown into the campfire" by my fishing buddies.

I think I've earned that award already...with no instruments at camp.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 02:45 PM

i did a google search on "todd the mod' and this is the number site that came up
No Mutants Allowed - Your Post Nuclear News Center!
http://www.nma-fallout.com/

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 02:48 PM

I can see it now...tiptoe through the tulips with Tiny Todd...hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 04:42 PM

Maybe you're wife deserves the Noble ?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 11:37 PM

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

Anyways, Sol Duc's post reminds me of someone who used to work for us, from Alaska & at 16 was already convicted of a Felony.

I just quit reading it right there

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/11/09 11:48 PM

Ukelele? That's..........awesome....

Lol!!!!!!!

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 12:09 AM

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

J

Airfare to Hawaii cheap now on Hawaiian Air less than $280 rt, thinking I'll book a trip for our anniversary Nov 15th...or 14th? gotta find the marriage cert so I can figure out how many years & get the right date.

Maybe I should freeze that price now, since I'm heading that way in a couple of months for some sun.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 02:24 AM

Why don't y'all jus shoot this sumbitch and git it over with?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 09:50 AM

I had a dream last night that I hooked a Humboldt Squid in Seattle while fishing for little Pacific Squid, but that a sea lion that was white and about as big as a killer whale grabbed it...I knocked the sea lion in the head with an axe and got my squid back.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 10:09 AM

It was just a dream

... but the sea lion did seem pissed, and it broke the handle on my axe, which sucks. I just checked my axes in the garage, and didn't see any broken ones

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 10:41 AM

The ukulele was her idea...I thought it was about time for me to learn the piano, but since we don't have one or anywhere to put one, she came up with the uke...she won't break it, she bought it

I've already spent more on a tuner and some instructional DVD's than the damn thing cost...

Guns in fridge, bacon in gun cabinet...that'll confuse the hell out of 'em.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 11:39 AM

Todd, sounds like a Beluga that took you're Hummer.

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 01:57 PM

That was no sea lion,it was a pilot whale. I think they're protected. Must be a bad omen.

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 05:56 PM

You guys that go to fish camp with Todd better start getting used to sing along ukelele around the campfire.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 09:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerry Garcia

You guys that go to fish camp with Todd better start getting used to sing along ukelele around the campfire.

It would be better than a lot of the inane conversation going on amongst the herbalists and hangers-on that goes on a lot of the time...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 09:31 PM

There will be no "Tiny Bubbles" nor will there be any "Tiptoe Through the Tulips"...

Book it.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. The 69er's looked pretty tough this weekend...kinda like Quimber in a skirt.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 09:44 PM

If you want to see some interesting Metallica, do a search on YouTube for "Metallica" and "cello"...and yes, it kicks ass.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 11:21 PM

That's the one...it's by a cello group called Apocalyptica...they have quite a few, actually.

Hank, no thumb piano...harmonica? Yes. Trumpet, trombone, french horn, tuba, baritone...yes...poor drummer, and an even worse bass player, but I've done those, too.

Ukulele is my first stringed instrument that I actually intend to get good at...I never had any instruction or tried to actually learn the bass, just plucked along with a band for a bit and only knew about four notes...the band sucked, too, so that's probably more than they needed.

Fill in drummer in a jazz band...band didn't suck, I did at the drums, though...was much better as the trumpet player, by far my best instrument so far.

I'm still holding high hopes for the piano some day...no rock band should ever be without a piano.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/12/09 11:56 PM

Does that mean if I wave my ukulele at you you'll run away?

Just askin'...might come in handy some day.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 12:18 AM

5 of the last 10 post by "the Mod"... he is getting pretty desparate as this train is startin to slow down

Its gonna take more than babes, guns or music vids to keep this one alive

Posted by: Streamer

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 12:22 AM

Where's the Swede or Blades when you need them?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 12:33 AM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

I am thinking they are stringing Ukelele's...

and planting seeds on a Jenna Jameson Chia

Posted by: Streamer

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 12:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Piper

and planting seeds on each other

Fixed it for ya.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 12:49 AM

Originally Posted By: Streamer

and planting seeds on each other

that just might kill it right there!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 12:54 AM

I'll only say this...I got nuthin'...

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I do have this...the deleted YouTube vid of the tools poaching coho on Cedar Creek has been re-uploaded on YouTube...I'll post a link...

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:02 AM

It's there...if Enforcement wants to do something about it, what more do they need at this point?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:03 AM

P.S. This thread has taken some very weird turns, to say the least.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:23 AM

I've never had to dream that my dogs talk to me...'cuz they really have, just not in humanspeakEnglish...

Still wondering about that giant white sea lion eating on my giant squid, though...and my broken axe.

It might have something to do with the big Homeland Security Administration building that went up near my home back in 2005 or 2006...my cell phone reception sure went in the $hitter the day the damn building was done, so I wouldn't put it by 'em to put White Sea Lion Eats Giant Squid dreams in my head...I didn't sleep with my foil hat on, my bad.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Streamer

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:39 AM

The government is out to get you Todd.

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 03:58 AM

It's official. BWP is 5150

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 11:58 AM

okay, been thinking about steve martin ever since the ukelelelele stuff started, and, i can tie in BWP with this one

a banjo is just a gown up ukellelelelele, right?

and Todd - get an EPFB to replace the axe

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 12:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

I cant believe I actually watched the whole thing

well then, here's 2:26 of your life you'll never get back

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:16 PM

I think this thing's got legs...

All we need is the guy who started the thread, and the guy who couldn't stop posting on it, to come back and tell me how it's all my fault that it's here and still rolling...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:24 PM

i'm going to get some hating for this one. i think it might be what Parker does all day with his co-workers

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:44 PM

Hey, you got post # 666 for this thread.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 01:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

i'm going to get some hating for this one. i think it might be what Parker does all day with his co-workers

I think Parker just shot and killed himself.

Posted by: Streamer

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 02:26 PM

Todd,

After looking at the pictures in your signature... have you ever caught a steelhead on a gummy worm?

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 02:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Streamer

Todd,

After looking at the pictures in your signature... have you ever caught a steelhead ?

Fixed that for you.

I can't answer for Todd, but someday I hope too! That would kick ass to actually catch a steelhead!

Posted by: stlhdr1

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 02:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Streamer

Todd,

After looking at the pictures in your signature... have you ever caught a steelhead ?

I think he used photoshop quite a bit.... Some of those fish are a little to big to be landed by Todd...

Keith

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 04:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Dammit Mike - you now owe me about 7 minutes of my life back. Just think of the poor sucker who actually comes on here today and reads this whole thread

espresso anyone? this bothers me as much as the "cake" video!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 05:04 PM

I hear they're salty.......

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 06:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

I hear they're salty.......

Please. That's firsthand knowledge for you.

Posted by: nynook

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 06:42 PM

ITS"S ALL TODD"S FAULT THIS THING IS STILL ALIVE!!!!

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 06:44 PM

"I think he used photoshop quite a bit"

He copied pics from The Swede.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/13/09 07:28 PM

Now this could come in handy for a few.

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:mvideo:cmt.com:40319

Posted by: Streamer

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 03:08 AM

Good video...

It should be posted in the "Hey, it's Tuesday" thread.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 01:24 PM

Yes, I've caught steelhead with gummy worms...and coho, too.

Keith's right, I only catch very small hatchery steelhead, mostly sidedrifting from my Alumaweld sled with the 150 Yamaha pump on the Cowlitz...now that's some serious steelheadin', there...old school.

I apologize to all of you for not starting this thread, and making everyone else post on it so much...

Almost to 40.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 02:19 PM

dow hits 10000 todd heads to 40

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 02:49 PM

ChuckS, it's only another 3:23 out of your life!

slogging on to......................... 50?

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 03:07 PM

I'm posting just to help get it over with. Whatever "it" is.

Sg

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 05:15 PM

okay, hours of fun at this site! Sol Duc, even you can look at it!!!

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

oh yeah - i recommend clicking on the fan favorites to the right "the story of Amber"

and here's an example of what you'll find on that site

Posted by: NanookWillie

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 05:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

sidedrifting from my Alumaweld sled with the 150 Yamaha pump on the Cowlitz...now that's some serious steelheadin', there...old school.

That's called Fagdraggin' ain't it?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 06:01 PM

keeping the thread on track for 50, 60 pages.....

more cake!

Posted by: Castingpearls

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 06:05 PM

I'm still not gonna open that cake thread you started.....

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...and you can't make me!

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 06:08 PM

10 drugs you should not take while driving.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xadnzs_les-drogues-au-volant_fun

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 06:13 PM

don't drive while german.......

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 06:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Trust me ... anything that has Mike + Cake = run like hell!

you KNOW they aren't bad - Todd the Mod hasn't removed them!

Posted by: CHUBS

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 07:06 PM

Just trying to do my part here. But once this hits 40 someone please, please I beg you blow this thing up. Retire it. Create an all new hall of shame section. It is just too much.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 07:51 PM

Originally Posted By: John Lee Hookum

10 drugs you should not take while driving.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xadnzs_les-drogues-au-volant_fun

Or wing gliding.

Posted by: Rossiman

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Keith's right, I only catch very small hatchery steelhead, mostly sidedrifting from my Alumaweld sled with the 150 Yamaha pump on the Cowlitz...now that's some serious steelheadin', there...old school.

Todd

+1, Conga lines rock!

Not......

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/14/09 11:55 PM

My favorite of his...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ltAGuuru7Q&feature=fvw

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 12:17 AM

that was awesome! i had no idea who performed that song until now.

and now, no disrespect to Iz, but this is one of my favorite little ditties

Posted by: Streamer

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 12:20 AM

This is getting ridiculous...

But keep it up... stop posting on page 39.

Posted by: Rossiman

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 12:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Streamer

This is getting ridiculous...

But keep it up... stop posting on page 39.

+1

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 01:07 AM

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 01:10 AM

Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy

It keeps going and going....

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 01:17 AM

What's the story behind the chickenwing in Parkers avatar?

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 08:37 AM

Shoulder surgery.

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 09:17 AM

I told my self stay away from this thread, it will come to no good, and I was right.

Posted by: Illahee

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 10:46 AM

How about a ramblin gamblin man?
Kickin it old school.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2aBOTNGWMY

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 12:01 PM

Y'all are forgetting that 40 is the new 30.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 05:06 PM

BEEP! LOL!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 05:16 PM

Just to let you all know that thought I only have time to check in once a day, if that, I'm still keeping tabs on this one...nowhere near a lock...yet.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Castingpearls

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 05:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

...nowhere near a lock...yet.

Fish on...

Todd

I don't expect you to be locking this one up anytime soon.... After all, it's (mostly) about you.

Did you see this morning that Rush got axed from the NFL group? Pretty funny stuff. I guess he is blaming Clinton.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 05:51 PM

and now for something completely different....

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_anti_smoking_ads_warn_teens

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 06:08 PM

spending some time this afternoon reading The Onion - trying to find something for Todd to ban.....

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/raiders_achieve_first_down

Posted by: JDarr

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 09:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Mikespike

spending some time this afternoon reading The Onion - trying to find something for Todd to ban.....

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/raiders_achieve_first_down

That was awesome.

Oh ya, is it gay if your other fishing buddy openly admits on the river bank that he lets his "girlfriend" wax his ass?

It was a weird evening.

JD

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/15/09 10:56 PM

This is an effective way of waking up your girlfriend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVtGXPIiEoo

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 02:31 AM

Got me ring back!!

Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 10:37 AM

Originally Posted By: JDarr

Oh ya, is it gay if your other fishing buddy openly admits on the river bank that he lets his "girlfriend" wax his ass?

It was a weird evening.

JD

Dear JD-

It is not gay if your buddy has his girlfriend wax his ass. It is gay if he asks YOU to wax his ass. YAY!

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 11:30 AM

Confusion runs rampant around here, where is a friggen moderator when you need one?

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 01:03 PM

I wouldn't even know where to start moderating confusion.

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 01:08 PM

Delete button ?

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 01:40 PM

when we get to forty i hope someone deletes this junk

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 01:43 PM

at 40 it should roll over like an odometer.

Posted by: EnglishPete

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 02:50 PM

"hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way..."

should have used that one on the 'Obama bombs the moon' thread, but it will suffice here.....

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 03:14 PM

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 04:00 PM

Posted by: Streamer

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 10:03 PM

It's nice to see Marsha so greatly contributing to Todd's cause.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 10:18 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM

What's your preference, whips or chains? I have to warn you, the only chain I have is a logging chain and the best I could do is drop it on your foot.

Aunty! leave poor ChuckS alone! he's been through enough pain already - he's a huskies fan

Posted by: fuzzygrub

Re: new Mod? - 10/16/09 11:07 PM

just a quick drive by before/so this can be closed
mod squad threads are so retro

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 10:42 AM

I can believe I returned to this site just to see if this hit 40, talk about messed up. I need a life.

Posted by: chasbo

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 12:41 PM

40 wut?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 12:47 PM

Who says I'm not a mod?

Oh...that's right...everyone who would know, including me.

I still think that some bannings are in order...and a few more posts and we'll make 40...what a glorious day.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 12:56 PM

is this it?

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 12:57 PM

who will kill this thread

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 12:57 PM

I wonder who the loser will be, to push it to 40 ?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 01:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

I wonder who the loser will be, to push it to 40 ?

i'm doing my best SD!

Posted by: EnglishPete

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 01:02 PM

When will it end?

Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 01:03 PM

did we make it? YAY!

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 01:25 PM

kill it now mod todd

Posted by: klicknative

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 01:29 PM

This has been a somewhat entertaining waste of bandwith.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 02:21 PM

Originally Posted By: klicknative

This has been a somewhat entertaining waste of bandwith.

+142,684

I'm...uhh..."proud" of you guys.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I'm not a mod, so I can't lock or delete this thread.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 03:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

GO NINERS!!!

That's a horrible way to try and kill a thread...

Go Hawks.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 03:15 PM

I was happy before.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 03:15 PM

P.S. Go Hawks.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 03:15 PM

...and Huskies.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 03:20 PM

If I lock it or it disappears, will we start anopther thread to inquire upon it's whereabouts? ...or why it was now locked for no reason?

I think putting this thread in a hidey spot, then making it magically re-appear from time to time sounds a tad appealing.

Can someone start a poll thread on what we should do with it?

JFC, JK.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 03:43 PM

Make it so everyone can see it, but only Hank can post on it.

Go Dawgs.

Go Huskies.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 03:52 PM

looks to me like we are on our way to fifty

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 04:16 PM

Originally Posted By: larryb

looks to me like we are on our way to fifty

I hear 50 is the new 40.

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 06:01 PM

Beep

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 06:07 PM

Good boy, avid...takin' it to 41.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 10:03 PM

Now that it has surpassed the "40 mark" can we close the coffin lid on this one and just let it start decaying???

Please......

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 10/17/09 10:47 PM

But it's only 27 pages on my computer . . .

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 06:55 PM

TODD's A MOD....Limited time offer for the Flamers, Goats, and Chums of the board!

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 07:17 PM

it lives

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 07:17 PM

todd must be a mod

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 07:37 PM

What? I'm a Mod again? Where's the damn BAN button?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 07:43 PM

No gray beanie...no staring at chums...no rooting for the PondCrappers.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 07:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

damn. My movie directing career isnt going anywhere

Whats the pay for being a mod?

Excellent...you may have noticed that 75% of the rubbish spewed by the dingbats on this website is really annoying, and would be funny if they actually meant it as a joke, rather than meaning it?

I'm actually all of them...that's why what they say is so damned funny.

Being a mod allows me to be at least 25 different monikers.

Hell, Chuck...I've been you before.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 07:49 PM

careful now, we dont want this one to get out of control

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 09:03 PM

Oh no.....it lives

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 09:15 PM

Sweet Jesus.......

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 09:36 PM

I think that's "He" weeps...get it right, you heathen.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 10:13 PM

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 10:25 PM

Todd, I'm telling you when I see you next I am going to call you Todderator, I knew I was right the whole time about you being a mod, sheesh a Todd I mean, never mine I shan't post on this thread again.

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 10:27 PM

Todd, I'm telling you when I see you next I am going to call you Todderator, I knew I was right the whole time about you being a mod, sheesh a Todd I mean, never mine I shan't post on this thread again.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 10:28 PM

Hey...you dast posted on it again

Fish on...

Todderator

Posted by: One Way

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 10:33 PM

I am a lemming. I'm serious that was it.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 10:47 PM

Howard's on a slippery slope...wearing ballet slippers with bacon grease on the bottom...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 10:58 PM

I'll have to admit that I'm the most light handed Mod ever, on any board, anywhere...mainly 'cuz if I set any standards for editing posts or banning folks, I'd have to edit or ban myself first, and that would kinda defeat the purpose...capische?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Driftfishnw

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 11:52 PM

Would be really funny if we left this thread with one post keeping it from hitting 50 pages.

Posted by: fuzzygrub

Re: new Mod? - 11/11/09 11:57 PM

im not sure why
but this belongs in "this" thread

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6911127.ece

Posted by: Driftfishnw

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 12:01 AM

Originally Posted By: fuzzygrub

im not sure why
but this belongs in "this" thread

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6911127.ece

That explains everthing...

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 12:09 AM

Awesome...that's what this thread is all about!

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 12:12 AM

Hope their not shipping those fakes to Muslim countries...

Posted by: CHUBS

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 01:21 AM

OK Todd, repeat after me "Hi, my name is Todd and I'm a moderator." Admission is the first step in recovery my friend

Posted by: fuzzygrub

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 01:26 AM

"Bare-chested employees were found using vegetable oil to lubricate the condoms to make them smooth and shiny before placing them directly in fibre bags without bothering with sterilisation"

some how harstene island comes to mind

Posted by: fuzzygrub

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 02:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICfue4iDseU

oh. what a wicked web

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 06:46 AM

Originally Posted By: blue water pro

OMG this thread is BACK!!!!!!!!! LOL

We went to see "This Is It" & it was AWESOME. During one part of the movie, think they were playing BEAT IT & before the song should have ended it ended...went silent.... & someone in theater thinking they were "undercover" FARTED really LOUD. Thought I should share!!!!!!! =)

Now that's some funny $hit!

Posted by: BroodBuster

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 07:13 AM

I've got nothing but I may as well boost my post count.

Next.......

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 10:30 AM

Guess not.....

Posted by: CHUBS

Re: new Mod? - 11/12/09 10:35 AM

Onward and upward to 50! 50 baby 50. yeah!

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 05:12 PM

back due to overwhelming demand.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 05:19 PM

50? I don't see it making it that far, but stranger things have happened, I guess.

Since this is my 10,000th post, I'll take a moment to make an official statement:

I am not a Mod, nor have I ever been a Mod...nor do I ever intend to be a Mod, and if someone made the interesting and unwanted move of ever asking me to be a Mod, I'd have to decline.

Carry on

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Go Dawgs! I see a mashing of the Coogs coming down the pike this afternoon.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 05:20 PM

Congrats on 10K you post whore!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy

Congrats on 10K you post whore!

Thanks, it's quite a dubious distinction, but it's mine

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: hohbomb73

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 05:26 PM

Congrats?

Yea! You're #2!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahaha....hb

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 05:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

50? I don't see it making it that far, but stranger things have happened, I guess.

Since this is my 10,000th post, I'll take a moment to make an official statement:

I am not a Mod, nor have I ever been a Mod...nor do I ever intend to be a Mod, and if someone made the interesting and unwanted move of ever asking me to be a Mod, I'd have to decline.

Carry on

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Go Dawgs! I see a mashing of the Coogs coming down the pike this afternoon.

he protests to much

Posted by: CHUBS

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 05:38 PM

Here is to continuing this God forsaken thread. 10K. Holy [censored]. And if you were a Mod you could ban Aunty. Then you would be #1

Posted by: Dan S.

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 06:00 PM

Originally Posted By: hb

Yea! You're #2!!!

Chum Derby Redux

Toff passed me up not too long ago, and now look at him. 10K.

Dude, quiet down.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 06:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Dan S.

Dude, quiet down.

Gotta admit...you telling me to "quiet down" is like KK telling Hank to "not be such a partisan"...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 06:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd
I may as well...I am a Mod, after all.

Fish on...

Todd

the truth comes out

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 08:08 PM

Truth is relative, Larry...and I'm relatively sure I'll be having a few more beers while watching the Apple Cup.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Not bookin' it.

I think you're smarter than KK gives you credit for

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Twitch

Re: new Mod? - 11/28/09 11:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

This rag's back again? It's gonna see 50 fer sure.

Coogs in the upset of the season and O St. takes the Ducks to the pond and sends them web feet up.

Not bookin' it.

I like it!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/29/09 12:34 PM

Good call on not putting any of your cash on the Coogs...looks like I'll be the clearinghouse for a couple packs of spoons, with money moving from the east side of the state to the west side

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 11/29/09 03:45 PM

Gerhart is an athlete's athlete!!

Sg

Posted by: EnglishPete

Re: new Mod? - 11/29/09 11:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Good call on not putting any of your cash on the Coogs...looks like I'll be the clearinghouse for a couple packs of spoons, with money moving from the east side of the state to the west side

Fish on...

Todd

Mr. Todd-

As a moderator, you should not encourage gambling or east-west gang warfare. Carry on.

Oh yes, in before the second lock.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/30/09 10:05 AM

Originally Posted By: EnglishPete

Originally Posted By: Todd

Good call on not putting any of your cash on the Coogs...looks like I'll be the clearinghouse for a couple packs of spoons, with money moving from the east side of the state to the west side

Fish on...

Todd

Mr. Todd-

As a moderator, you should not encourage gambling or east-west gang warfare. Carry on.

Oh yes, in before the second lock.

Actually, as a "true mod", I won't choose sides, I'll just "moderate" the east-west warfare...and just to show my evenhandedness, I'll send spoons to the winners and collect from the losers, no matter where either lives

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I am not a Mod.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 12/01/09 12:39 AM

http://www.cleaningforareason.org/

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 12/01/09 10:50 AM

Originally Posted By: Todd

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I am not a Mod.

Screw your facts, I've got my opinion!

The mob says you're a mod, and as you well know, the mob rules!

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 12/01/09 12:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7U8Fl5A4OY

Posted by: CHUBS

Re: new Mod? - 12/02/09 10:14 AM

Let's keep this going. TTT. I predicted 50. If I have to get it there myself.

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 12/03/09 10:34 PM

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Re: new Mod? - 12/08/09 12:03 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vUQIynCNYU&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 12/18/09 11:44 AM

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Re: new Mod? - 01/02/10 11:09 PM

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Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: new Mod? - 01/05/10 05:15 PM

http://vimeo.com/8026411

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 06/05/10 01:11 AM

ToddDammit! Todd's a Mod.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 06/05/10 01:19 AM

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/05/10 09:04 AM

Oh, boy...here we go again

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/05/10 09:05 AM

Hey, I got a new custom moniker...where the hell did that one come from?

I'll admit, I like it more than the old one

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: sykofish

Re: new Mod? - 06/05/10 09:13 AM

Must be one of the perks of bieng a mod.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/05/10 09:39 AM

I bet I'm the only mod who's in the midwest right now, too...not a perk that I relish by any means. Fuckin hot and muggy here, with the occasional thunderstorm blasting thru to cool you off for five minutes, then make it even hotter and muggier once it's passed...ugh.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/05/10 11:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid

Everyone bitches about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Where's the phucking CCA to ride in and fix this sh!t ?

Oh yeah, they're all over at Lead Eater's place planning the next bake sale, and making a list of people to keep out of their respective boats.

Dood...reading that was the best time I've had yet today...thanks, and happy birthday, KK

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I'd tell you my plan for fixing the weather, but only if you come to a CCA (Cloud Conservation Association) meeting...by the way, you have to give me $25 to be allowed into the meeting.

See you there!

Posted by: RichardSimmons

Re: new Mod? - 06/06/10 12:47 AM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Yea but you got Jack Stack near by and after eating their pulled pork and burnt ends the heat will seem almost worth it.

Almost

The beauty of gaydom is that it never ceases to expose itself on the dark side. I'm just sayin'.

YAY!

Posted by: boater

Re: new Mod? - 06/06/10 10:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid

Oh yeah, they're all over at Lead Eater's place planning the next bake sale, and making a list of people to keep out of their respective boats.

i`d bet money that lead eater has a secret cca knock to get into his trailer house.

Posted by: Satan

Re: new Mod? - 06/07/10 02:59 AM

Todd's a mod? I thought he was a hippie.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/07/10 01:19 PM

Apparently I'm now watching porn with your girlfriend...

<==

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/08/10 11:58 AM

I've got no problem with it

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Chuck, missed on Jack Stack, but hit Arthur Bryant's in the city last night...I have a hard time believing that there is any better BBQ in the entire midwest or south than there is at Arthur Bryant's.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 06/10/10 10:32 AM

Is Todd branching out beyond mod powers? Todd has been 'out of town', word around the campfire is that he used to throw the heater in college, and then i ran across these pics. Todd is unstoppable

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 06/10/10 12:13 PM

Yep, that's Todd alright, replete with chin whiskers and a wad of chew. What a talented Mod!

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/10/10 11:23 PM

I was done pitching when high school ended...I got stuck in a late late late reliever role one time in college in an extra innings game...walked one, struck one out, then beaned the third...and went back to shortstop before facing a fourth

My ears never stuck out like that dude's

Marsha, yeah the E85 is pretty cheap in the flyover states.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/18/10 11:23 AM

Look up his version of What a Wonderful World/Somewhere Over the Rainbow...that one kicks ass. That TwinkleTwinkle bullchit sucked ass.

Banned!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 06/18/10 11:50 PM

I wouldn't ban someone interesting.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 08/26/10 11:58 PM

Todd's a Mod and that's no fraud

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 08/27/10 03:26 AM

I love being a mod...almost as much as I love the Skok.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Driftfishnw

Re: new Mod? - 08/27/10 01:33 PM

Wait...Todd is a Mod?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 08/27/10 01:58 PM

If you wait...you're too late.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: IrishRogue

Re: new Mod? - 08/27/10 04:40 PM

Todd's got the cod-shaped bod for a mod, I'd give him the nod.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 08/27/10 05:06 PM

Originally Posted By: IrishRogue

Todd's got the cod-shaped bod for a mod, I'd give him the nod.

Not too sure if I should laugh, cringe, or call my lawyer!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 08/27/10 05:07 PM

P.S. Rogue, I saw yer mug on the cover of the Northwest Sportsman magazine at the gas station yesterday...yer all famous and chit!

Posted by: IrishRogue

Re: new Mod? - 08/28/10 01:01 AM

I need a copy of that mag! Somehow missed it! In fact I need LOTS of copies, if you know where they are, give me the details!

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 08/28/10 01:10 AM

I have a stomach ache..

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 08/28/10 01:07 PM

Rogue, I know that you're on the cover of last week's issue, and the new one is out, so they might not be at the store anymore by my house, but if they are, I'll buy whatever they have for you...also, going to try to meet up with a few guys to pass off some tuna loins and some tackle before I leave in a few days, mebbe you can join us tomorrow and get some tuna, too?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: IrishRogue

Re: new Mod? - 08/28/10 03:22 PM

I'm around this weekend -- guests visiting, but can probably shake free -- drop me a note about the meetup!

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/01/10 12:23 PM

didn't see any action yesterday at the 101 bridge, did Todd ban them from that section of the river?

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 09/01/10 12:25 PM

oh yeah, spoiler alert - I am actually walking among you here in the evergreen state

let's see todd use his mod powers to remove me

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/01/10 01:33 PM

hey spike don't californicate our state! what are you doing up here? looking for a place like every other cali visitor?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/01/10 01:55 PM

MSpike, visit the Skok and take as many of those tools home with you as you can fit in a large moving van...thanks.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Driftfishnw

Re: new Mod? - 09/01/10 02:23 PM

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 09/01/10 03:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Driftfishnw

Excellent. Tony gets two free fuckups before being banned.

The rest of you are on thin ice...very thin ice.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 09/01/10 06:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Maybe the Brewer should be a mod too

brewer don't do moderation. of any sort.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 12/07/10 11:13 PM

So...who do I need to ban this week?

Remember, favors don't come for free 'round PP on the Dark Side...who ya want banned, and whatcha got to pay for it?

Taking applications now.

Be forewarned...grandiose requests unaccompanied by grandiose gifts may result in the banning of the requestor.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 12/07/10 11:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

Im pretty sure Bait humper has paid his banning dues ... burn the F'ker

KK could use a 7 day spot ... just for being a delusional coog

Hell, all coogs should stand up and be ready to get kicked in the ass ... because its needed.

Others worthy of a mention - fish prince needs a kick in the junk, then give the little pedophile a 45 day temp

That about wraps up this edition of "whos banned by Todd ... the mod'

Having a little problem with reading comprehension, Chuckie?

Originally Posted By: Todd

Remember, favors don't come for free 'round PP on the Dark Side...who ya want banned, and whatcha got to pay for it?

Be forewarned...grandiose requests unaccompanied by grandiose gifts may result in the banning of the requestor.

Care to edit that last post a bit?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 12/07/10 11:32 PM

I had to go back and read the first few pages of this thread...still might be one of the biggest collection of idiots and idiotic comments ever to appear on the InterWebz.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 12/08/10 12:11 AM

A whole six pack of Busch to ban Bait Humper? Hell, I'd do that one for one can...

You've got a ways to go on the payment for the rest, though...maybe you can take contributions from others to get the job(s) done.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 12/08/10 12:14 AM

I only drink *REAL* Busch...not Busch Lite...but I'd unban BigStick gratis...that's "for free" for the uneducated amongst us

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Doctor Rick

Re: new Mod? - 12/08/10 01:43 AM

What's the difference between Love and Herpes?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 12/08/10 02:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Doctor Rick

What's the difference between Love and Herpes?

In this context, not much...if you tell me you love me, I'll ban yer ass...if you tell me I have herpes, I'll ban your ass.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: AP a.k.a. Kaiser D

Re: new Mod? - 12/08/10 04:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Abu-Loomis

Originally Posted By: Doctor Rick

What's the difference between Love and Herpes?

Fishprincess doesn't give his "love" to 16 year olds

Posted by: Doctor Rick

Re: new Mod? - 12/08/10 05:04 PM

Herpes lasts forever.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 03/22/11 04:38 PM

Todd-

Your libya thread got me to thinking about armed insurrection - gun check?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 03/22/11 05:30 PM

Still all present and accounted for...you'd think that after two years Obama would have had time to come and grab 'em by now, wouldn't you?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Brewer

Re: new Mod? - 03/22/11 06:19 PM

JFC lock this thread!

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 03/22/11 06:56 PM

This thread will now remain open for eternity

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 04/06/11 07:34 PM

Hell Hath Frozen over.....

Todd IS a MOD!

....just not here

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 04/06/11 07:53 PM

I.

Am.

Not....

...going to be on the InterWebz long...it is, after all, my birthday.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 08:44 AM

ManBearPig goes to war.

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 12:55 PM

Apparently seven proxy servers isn't enough security when 'Fly threatens to go on the warpath. That's pretty entertaining, regardless of what the remainder of that site is about.

Sg

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 12:58 PM

Originally Posted By: 2MANY

Sounds like a waste of energy and a lot of drama to me.

Yes, it does. The world would be a happier place if people realized more that real life doesn't actually take place in cyberspace.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: OPfisher

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 03:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster

Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid

That whole site is full of pussies, as well as the inbreds and morons that we see here on occasion.

KK's the best example yet of an inbred moron around here...even has the shoes on the wrong feet, the fanny pack strapped around his forehead and he's taken drooling to the next level.

that was kinda the exact description of the first time I met KK!

Posted by: GreenRiver

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 03:28 PM

Originally Posted By: stam

Fishchan

That word should be banned from this forum. "It cannot be unseen", but it's been weeks and I was recovering until now.

Posted by: The Moderator

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 03:42 PM

Originally Posted By: stam

was an easily avoided situation with just a note upon removal of the original threads

Yeah, that was my bad.

I tried and failed to do that.

I'm still learnin' this whole mod thing.......computers and stuff confuse me.

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 03:47 PM

Originally Posted By: parker

I'm still learnin' this whole mod thing.......computers and stuff confuse me.

Todd-- Institute an orientation class for all new mods.

Posted by: GreenRiver

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 04:02 PM

bandaided

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 07:23 PM

bandied

Posted by: fish4brains

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 07:54 PM

only 14 pages on mine

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 08:12 PM

Firmly in Area 51 on my set.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: larryb

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 09:10 PM

todd must be a mod

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 04/07/11 10:16 PM

Whatever ya' do, Parker don't you ever dare ban Penny. "I have a dream!"

Sg

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 04/08/11 08:43 AM

51 for me.

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 04/08/11 01:14 PM

Whasa' Chuck? You don't like Penny?

Sg

Posted by: BGR

Re: new Mod? - 04/09/11 03:57 PM

Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: new Mod? - 04/09/11 07:38 PM

Hey, that's the UPS driver gal who delivered my new waders a few weeks ago when we still had snow on the ground. I was going to invite her in for some hot chocolate, but she had more parcels to deliver, wasn't lettin' any snow slow her down any.

Sg

Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: new Mod? - 04/09/11 07:49 PM

Originally Posted By: BGR

I know what brown could do for me.

Posted by: Mikespike

Re: new Mod? - 05/06/11 12:04 AM

todd? got uke?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 05/06/11 04:26 PM

I've looked at a lot of those vidz before of the Ukulele Orchestra...super cool stuff!

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: BGR

Re: new Mod? - 05/07/11 05:05 PM

She must deliver pizzas on the weekend?

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 05/09/11 03:09 AM

If I were a mod, I'd ban the lot of ya...

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 05:58 PM

Breaking News, Todd is no longer a Mod.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 06:04 PM

Fuckin bullschit, is what it is.

<insert sticking my tongue out at all of you emoticon here

>

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I never actually was a mod, for the whiners amongst you out there...don't you have some Nigerian Muslim Kenyan Socialist to rant about, anyway?

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 06:29 PM

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 06:35 PM

If my avatar update was the driving force behind me losing my "I'm a mod, but not really" status, then I'm fine with that...I'd rather have the avatar than the fake mod status, anyway

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Dogfish

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 06:36 PM

Stealth mod. Nice. Sneaky too.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 06:51 PM

And tell CNN to use spell check next time.

Thanks.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Jerry Garcia

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 08:41 PM

Is she really 8 years old Riley?

Posted by: RowVsWade

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 08:51 PM

"Squeeze my Lemon till the juice runs down my leg"...has never been a good strategy for a mod...or for Herman Cain.ymmv

Posted by: McMahon

Re: new Mod? - 11/07/11 11:53 PM

Who is the chick in the avatar anyway? She looks fine.

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/08/11 01:21 AM

She's just a lemon stealing whore groupie...

She's Todd's new girl of several months now. I hear she wears the pants.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/08/11 01:37 AM

She is my girl...no worries about the pants...I ain't the brewer, after all...

She thinks any hubbub about the avatar is hilarious...I tend to agree.

I told her I needed a new avatar, not with a big fish, something different.

Inside joke on the lemon...eh, Ryley?...but she volunteered, and the rest is history.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/08/11 01:41 AM

What would you do for two lemons?

Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: new Mod? - 11/08/11 01:42 AM

and metaphorically speaking, she looks to be the best fish you've ever caught.

I'm thinking that we should do Lemon Cupcakes this weekend.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 11/08/11 10:01 AM

Do you want to fish one day, hang out the other with our ladies?

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 11/08/11 10:49 AM

I thought mods weren't allowed to be in the same place at the same time? If we lost all of the mods at once there's no telling the depth of chaos that will ensue.

Posted by: AP a.k.a. Kaiser D

Re: new Mod? - 11/08/11 12:50 PM

Not a 1% but posts like one.

A classsic case.

Posted by: Todd

Re: new Mod? - 01/03/12 06:06 PM

In the spirit of a Happy New Year, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that...

I am not a Mod.

Much.

Or at all.

Really.

I'm not...very much. Or at all.

I report...you decide.

Fish on...

Todd

Posted by: stlhead

Re: new Mod? - 01/03/12 06:13 PM

It's always the ones who most deny it the most that turn out to be the true mods.

Todd, The Ghost of Chrstmas Future