Posted by: bobber&jig
Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 10:32 AM
If you have a theory what would it be?
Mine is I think the government has a satellite that can control the weather!!!
Posted by: McMahon
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 12:15 PM
My conspiracy theory is that the federal government passes laws to protect the richest people in the world and their fortunes, ensuring their hold on the American people. The richest 1% of the people get massive tax breaks and other handouts, while middle-class people work their asses off every day just to scrape by. Meanwhile, the public education system is being broken and higher education systems are demonized, all so that people's mental capacities are suppressed and they're brainwashed into thinking that protecting the richest people who prevent them from having adequate health care is patriotic. While all of this is happening, anyone who wants to better the lives of working-class people, such as unions and people pushing for affordable health care for everyone, is labeled as a socialist fascist Nazi.
That's my conspiracy theory.
Wait a minute..........
Posted by: ParaLeaks
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 01:50 PM
MEgan Fox, Rhianna, Jessica Simpson and Sarah Palin all want me.
Just sayin'
even if you are a lighting guy.....you definitely have your wires crossed, Chuck.
Sorry.
Posted by: GodLovesUgly
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 03:24 PM
The government does not exist.
Posted by: Todd
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 03:38 PM
All of my conspiracy theories are true...
Fish on...
Todd
Posted by: Man of logic
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 06:41 PM
The G networks are a giant scheme for cell phone companies to take over the world.
And the precious metals trend is a scheme for a bunch of old pig/trump-types to collect all the precious metal in the world to build an invincibility serum.
Posted by: Dave Vedder
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 06:57 PM
I know a couple but they are secret.
Posted by: McMahon
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 08:24 PM
I have another conspiracy theory: Hank has actually caught an anadromous fish. I'm not convinced though.
Posted by: McMahon
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 09:34 PM
If Hanky ever caught a salmon or steelhead I will eat my underwear.
I won't actually eat my underwear.
Posted by: RowVsWade
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 09:42 PM
If Hanky ever caught a salmon or steelhead I will eat my underwear.
I won't actually eat my underwear.
Good one... you got'em good.
Posted by: Todd
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/26/11 10:00 PM
How about if you ate my underwear?
I've hung out with Hank a few times (for real), and even though he seems to have pretty good hygeine, I'd still pass on that offer.
Your mileage may vary.
Fish on...
Todd
Posted by: McMahon
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/27/11 10:11 AM
If Hanky ever caught a salmon or steelhead I will eat my underwear.
I won't actually eat my underwear.
Good one... you got'em good.
Come on, dude. You're just embarrassing your self with negative comments like this.
Posted by: Steelheadman
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 02/27/11 06:03 PM
I've got a few.
Mobster Hank killed Jimmy Hoffa, when the Teamsters started to represent public employees, and sunk Jimmy's body in the Sacramento delta.
The GOP is going to layoff all public employees and hire illegal aliens.
There are no native steelhead. They were all planted here by aliens from another planet similar to Earth.
Posted by: Krijack
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 03/01/11 03:42 PM
What sucks is when you have a real good one, you really are scared to say much.
Posted by: Sky-Guy
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 03/01/11 04:12 PM
I have a fishing BB conspiracy theory.
There is a member of this website (who is very charming and not really sneeky as he thinks he is) who owns his own fishing website (which is full of retards and the content totally blows) and this individual recently attacked a third fishing website by executing a D.D.O.S. attack for his own personal laughs.
But it's just a theory with no facts to support it........
Posted by: stlhead
Re: Conspiracy theories... - 03/01/11 04:39 PM
My theory is that all RWWJ's are robots who's ultimate defense mechanism is to turn into Stepford wives. Or maybe that's just a bug?