Butt Crack Cocaine?

Posted by: Todd

Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 12:11 PM

Dood...ferreal?

http://www.kmbc.com/r/30037563/detail.html


Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies
Police: Man Trying To Hide Drug Evidence In Squad Car
POSTED: 9:13 am CST December 20, 2011
UPDATED: 9:18 am CST December 20, 2011
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North Charleston Police Department

A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside.

Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car.

But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell's backside.

Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward.

"It's sickening," North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. "I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it."

Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.

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Fish on...

Todd


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Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 12:34 PM

A story for the Darwin awards, maybe?
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 12:50 PM

tsk tsk, pretty crappy way to go.
Posted by: stlhead

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 01:01 PM

More appetizing than the peanuts you were eating yesterday.
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 01:38 PM

Are you really that effing stupid or is that the way you get a giggle?
Either way I hope you heal soon. Must be miserable to always be trying to find
a nasty repartee rather than something debatable or thought provoking.
Posted by: stlhead

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 01:49 PM

"rather than something debatable or thought provoking."

Because that's what you are all about right? Did you really just write that or do you have a writer too? If so I'd fire him because he makes you out to be a F'ing stupid hypocrite.
Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 01:53 PM

What happened to your Hawk avatar?
Posted by: stlhead

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 02:17 PM

The Dawg ate him.
Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 02:41 PM

Not the same. chain
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 04:46 PM

Ya know I believe in giving everyone the benefit of the doubt, however, you're such a scrotum pole I have to break step.
btw my personal writer is just fine. Too bad you don't have one.
Posted by: stlhead

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 04:59 PM

Don't need back up. I can stand on my own two feet and take it. Let's face it.....out here you are a limp wristed tu tu wearer in an MMA match. But Merry Christmas all the same. Maybe you'll receive some more RWWJ books under the tree. Or have a late night visit with Three Liberals.
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 05:12 PM

Lol. Glad you can stand up. As far as the juvenile name calling contest
goes, I find it tiresome. Merry Christmas to your and yours.
The only late nite exercise I get is %iss call.
Too bad you don't read. I read Mein Kampf too but that doesn't make me
a Nazi. Some Brits besides Churchill should have read it. Could have saved
thousands of casualties.
Posted by: 4Salt

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 06:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Illzeny
As far as the juvenile name calling contest goes, I find it tiresome.


Just when I think the level of irony in your posts has reached it's peak Ill... you post another gem like this one. thumbs


So... in what's left of your functioning grey matter, the terms "Dimocrat" or "Libtard" don't constitute name callin' I'm guessing'? doh

Discussing "thought provoking" political topics with you is like debating String Theory with a 5 year-old. cowboy
Posted by: Todd

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 06:47 PM

He'll be back in a sec, 4Salt...he's composing a one line, six word response with no substance other than a mite of sarcastic..."wit"...as he likes to call it.

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: Driftfishnw

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 06:54 PM

Sounds like the guy had some really "dope Sh1t"!
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 07:12 PM

I'm sorry stlhead I thought you were a singular scrotum pole and here I find
there is an entire school out there. lol C'mon. You gotta try harder.
You should form a club. Cretin Club has a nice ring to it. And it fits.

sorry driftfishnw. I forgot to hit the correct reply button.
Posted by: Todd

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 07:21 PM

Nice on squeezing three whole lines of horse$hit in one post...that might be a record for you.

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: 4Salt

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 08:03 PM

That's funny Sko. thumbs

You find name calling tiresome... yet you call me a scrotum pole and I didn't call you any name at all. doh

The only thing that's REALLY tiresome... is your schtick. wink


Merry Christmas! smile
Posted by: Todd

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 08:50 PM

IllySko suffers from the same ailment as most right wingers...he thinks he has the God given right to act like a total douchebag, along with the God given right to whine about being treated like one...and a curious lack of self-reflection.

Look to Ann Coulter for the prototypical Right Wing Douchebag Whiny [Bleeeeep!] Bitch.

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 08:54 PM

Gosh 4Salt, I didn't call you a scrotum pole. You just jumped into the
school. I mean what's and insult here and there?
Merry Christmas
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 08:56 PM

Thanks Odd I need to do an Ann Coulter look. Havn't been paying attention
to her lately. The school of bottom feeders is too much fun.
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 08:57 PM

Please keep me on Ignore Ranty moo.
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 09:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Ill
Havn't been paying attention
to her lately.


Why would you?

Why would anyone?
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 10:00 PM

Ann, Ollie, Krauthammer all help keep the segment of society that doesn't
think coherently on their toes.
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 10:04 PM

Yeah, Ann is a real thinker.
Posted by: Keta

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 11:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Illyrian
Ann, Ollie, Krauthammer all help keep the segment of society that doesn't
think coherently on their toes.


I'm forming a mental picture of you now. An old fart in a tutu and pointe shoes.
Posted by: Todd

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/22/11 11:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Illyrian
Ann, Ollie, Krauthammer all help keep the segment of society that doesn't
think coherently on their toes.


Are you referring to the segment that thinks those guys are fruitcakes, or the fruitcake segment who thinks those guys are for real?

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: Dogfish

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/23/11 01:22 AM

Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Yeah, Ann is a real thinker.



I haven't spit food out laughing in years. Thanks Dan.

I think we have a candidate for KK's polar opposite.
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/23/11 12:43 PM

A mental picture? Actually that is pretty funny considering the challenge for you.
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/23/11 02:23 PM

No problem, Andy. Glad I could deliver a laugh for you.

I'll be here all week............ smile



Merry Christmas to you and the whole Dogfish family. thumbs
Posted by: grumpyr

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 12/25/11 04:55 PM

That's it, I'm changing my alter ego. You bunch of Grumpy Fuchs are making me look like happy.....Merry Fricken Christmas... fight flog chain
Posted by: fish4brains

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 02/11/21 10:13 PM

every decade has it's Evo
Posted by: Jason Beezuz

Re: Butt Crack Cocaine? - 02/12/21 12:07 PM

Maybe drug trafficking is what REEEEVo really means when he’s talking about “sniffing his sister’s pussy”?