plastic bag bans

Posted by: ParaLeaks

plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:34 AM

so having someones used cloth bag is better? Disease-ridden bags being stuffed on the same counter that I get to put my bag on for filling seems like a not-so-healthy alternative. So where is the Health Department's input on all this?
I just love the idea of some stinkin bum using his reusable bag that his dog slept on and licked himself on using the same handler as my groceries.
Now that's organic! ACK!
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 10:05 AM

Now Now, Big Brother knows what's best for you.
Posted by: Timber

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 11:10 AM

What!!!

Wasnt it just a few years ago this was a WAY better solution then paper bags!?!?
Posted by: stlhead

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 11:16 AM

I'm all for plastic bags, six pack rings and even those styrofoam sand shrimp containers as along as we get to shoot and kill polluters.
Posted by: Direct-Drive

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 11:39 AM

Originally Posted By: stlhead
I'm all for plastic bags, six pack rings and even those styrofoam sand shrimp containers as along as we get to shoot and kill polluters.

I would be all in for chain gang litter patrols.
Bring back public humiliation.
Posted by: Waterboy

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 12:53 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM
[quote=Timber]What!!!

Wasnt it just a few years ago this was a WAY better solution then paper bags!?!?


Pretty soon, they'll take away our toilet paper and give us reusable toilet paper.
Posted by: stlhead

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 02:12 PM

Cloth or paper aren't as efficient for suffocation though.
Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 03:03 PM

I'm unsanitary as h3ll apparently. I got this re-usable and recyclable Whole Foods bag at the finish line of the STP 7 or 8 years ago. I think it was made out of recycled plastic soda bottles. I'm still using it. I haven't ever washed it, other than with a sponge where it's gotten wet a couple times. But all the meat is put in a plastic bag before it goes in this bag, so I've never had a problem.

We should not regulate the use of plastic bags because, the free market will:
1. use petroleum products for the highest and best use;
2. not contribute to the massive garbage island in the Pacific that is made mostly of plastic;
3. not contribute to highway and general urban litter;
4. allow nations of dipsh!ts make decisions based on cost rather than the sustainability of life on planet Earth.

Sg
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 03:35 PM

this is rather odd....


but i agree with Marsha 100%, and she is DEAD on...

washing your food you pull out of the cloth bags has nothing to do with health issues per say, you should always wash your food... you MUST wash the bags however... if you dont, and hamburger or chicken juice gets in there, and festers around, you go to the store, place your nasty [Bleeeeep!] bag on the belt, or counter, contaminating it....

then, you place your groceries in the bag, contaminating your hands

then you contaminate the handle on the cart

then the steering wheel and shifter in your car

then the door knob on your house

then your counter

and, then, your fridge

things you dont wash that could be contaminated, milk jugs, juice jugs, beer, pop, mayo, mustard, bread bags, ect...

if you decide to wash your hands AFTER doing your shopping, and dont wash the bag, you still contaminated everthing you touched previous...

was the damn bags, public health also depends on it...
Posted by: stonefish

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 03:40 PM

Originally Posted By: AuntyM
Originally Posted By: Chuck S.

some of us use those bags not just for groceries, but for many things around the house.




Like decorating roadsides and rivers, or feeding wildlife?

I wouldn't be in favor of a ban "IF" our state wasn't so full of pigs that litter, but we are.


+ 1 on the pigs comment. The amount of litter in this state is ridiculous.
During last years humpy madness, our beaches and rivers looked like landfills. It gets worse every year.

This has nothing to do with a local bag ban, but I've seen their effect on the landscape in other parts of the world, especially the caribbean. Nothing like fishing crystal clear water on white sand flats and having the mangroves and trees littered with plastic bags. Your guide says.....Bone at 11 o'clock mon, aim at the green plastic bag.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 03:42 PM

think about it Hank.. people grab crap and put it back in the store for someone else to grab all the time... some of those people also pick their butt before doing so... so now you have chicken juice and butt funk on the bag of Tortilla Shells because the person before you grabbed the wrong size and put it back...

washing the bags is just one step to help keep people safe...i dont know about you, but i would prefer to NOT get E coli, or MRSA while shopping...
Posted by: Drew

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 04:06 PM

Originally Posted By: salmosalar

Redhook agrees with you AM. That should tell you something.

cds


I think that's a solid zing, can we get a ruling from the zing master?? stir
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 04:15 PM

i dont ever take pills Hank, not even Tylenol... i almost died from Amoxicillin and it freaked me the fvck out... and im perfectly content not taking any either...
Posted by: Todd

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 04:29 PM

Disposable grocery bags, be they plastic or paper, are a gross waste...there is absolutely no need whatsoever for either of them.

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 04:37 PM

We've been using cloth bags a bank in town was giving away.

When they're dirty, we wash them.

It's incredibly complicated.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 04:41 PM

is your underwear dirty after the first use? do you just fold them up and put them back for the next day? same premise...
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 08:08 PM

Patrick Henry would get a giggle from that paraphrase.
If so many people were not slobs, plastic or paper would not be a
problem.
Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:02 PM

What liner do you no-plastic-bags folks use for your kitchen and bathroom garbage cans?
Do you think diapers should be plastic free?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:05 PM

small cans, like 1 and 1.5 and even 2 gallon cans, we use.......






wait for it......





plastic grocery bags, that we save...


Slab, cloth diapers are plastic free, but people are too fvckin lazy to wash them... wink
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:13 PM

rofl
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:17 PM

is it really the plastic bags?

or the sh!t that goes in them... bread bags, chips, pops, water, cheese wrappers, lunch meat rappers, plastic vegetable bags and containers, strawberry and other fruit plastic containers, milk jugs, juice jugs, twinkie wrappers, cottage cheese containers, sour cream containers, yogurt containers...

should i keep going?
Posted by: Todd

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Slab Happy
What liner do you no-plastic-bags folks use for your kitchen and bathroom garbage cans?


Plastic garbage bags, the kind that you can buy right there in the grocery store.

Originally Posted By: Slab Happy

Do you think diapers should be plastic free?


They are, unless you're lazy. Disposable diapers take up more space in landfills than everything else combined, which is reason enough to not use them right there.

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:26 PM

LOL! when i wrote "twinkie wrappers" i was seriously thinking, "i better spell this sh!t right and not forget the W, as i will get slaughtered if i dont"

and sure as sh!t, i did it before hand LMAO...


good one Hank, ya got me...


oh and that song sucks a$$, bet he didnt sell many records LOL...
Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd
Originally Posted By: Slab Happy
What liner do you no-plastic-bags folks use for your kitchen and bathroom garbage cans?


Plastic garbage bags, the kind that you can buy right there in the grocery store.

Originally Posted By: Slab Happy

Do you think diapers should be plastic free?


They are, unless you're lazy. Disposable diapers take up more space in landfills than everything else combined, which is reason enough to not use them right there.

Fish on...

Todd


So if I buy plastic bags from the store, that is better than reusing the free ones as trash can liners? (Not arguing here, just pointing out the ridiculous.)

As far as cloth diapers go.....I haven't seen any of those in a long, long time. Who here knows of someone who uses them in place of plastic ones?

Aboob, your Depends comment was pretty funny. thumbs Not yet for me, could be soon, though. I'll let you know.
Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:42 PM

I only have one re-usable grocery bag (and three re-usable 6-pack wine bags), so when I buy more than usual groceries I get them in the usual plastic grocery bags. Works perfect because those are what we line our household trash baskets with. We end up with 2 or 3 bags of non-recyclable garbage in the trash can weekly. We could probably do better, but there's a fair amount of non-recyclable food packaging and non-recyclable crap in the junk mail.

Some good chuckles in this thread.

Sg
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:43 PM

Target, Wal Mart (fvck them) Fred Meyer, and other such stores carry cloth diapers...
Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:53 PM

Only used disposable diapers for my kids a few times while traveling. Cloth diapers the vast majority of the time. Considering how much work babies and small children are, diapers aren't that much additional hassle. The Maytag washing machine gave up the ghost at 19 years, however. Could have been due to those diaper years.
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:55 PM

used to buy reloading powder from Walmart. Price was unbeatable.
then they decided to shut down that dept. Sad. Haven't been there
much in the last year or two.
Good ole American business ethic. Find a need and fill it.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 09:59 PM

theres also swivel packages, spoon packages, plug packages, weight packages, jig packages, bait packages, pink worm packages, hook packages...


should i continue?

all of which goes into ONE plastic bag, or a couple in larger amounts


banning plastic bags isnt going to do sh!t for the environment, when you put 5 times the amount of plastic into your cloth bags some people swear by... then buy plastic garbage bags and spend money on the problem said in the process...
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 10:09 PM

Cloth diapers are no panacea.

Cleaning them uses vast quantities of our most valuable resource. And most valuable by a huge f'n margin.

20 or 30 years from now people won't even think about using cloth diapers.

That's my prediction. Buy water rights now.
Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 10:24 PM

What a bunch of ecoweenies. eek
Posted by: Steelheadman

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/07/12 11:29 PM

I think the plastic bag bans are stupid. Read that Braindead Island passed one of these laws. Maybe I'm a little libertarian in that there are too many laws. They already have litering laws. Plastic bags are used for waste of all kinds. I reuse most of my plastic bags for bathroom trash can liners if I don't have any of the small size plastic bags. I'm going to throw away some old fish and carcusses in the garbage tonight so the blood doesn't leak and stink up my bargage container. I use plastic bags to clean up dog poop in the yard and put in the garbage as it's better than shoveling it in the compost as fecal matter can be washed in the bay. Also you can throw extra plastic bags in the recycle bin or recycle at stores. Yeah we've used the cloth bags but never seem to have them when going to the grocery. A lot of times I just grab a few goods and decline a bag like tonight.

In the meantime kids remeber to practice safe sex, go use a condom or diaphram or reuse your plastic bag as WHO says gonerrhea is making a come-back!
Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 08:07 AM

From AM's Bleeding Heart post.........
Quote:
Every year, tens of thousands of whales, birds, seals, and turtles die from contact with ocean-borne plastic bags. The animals may mistake the bags for food, such as jellyfish, or simply become entangled. Plastic bags can take up to 1,000 years to break down, so even when an animal dies and decays after ingesting a bag, the plastic re-enters the environment, posing a continuing threat to wildlife. While most plastic bags eventually break down into tiny particles, smaller sea creatures may still eat the sand-sized fragments and concentrate toxic chemicals in their bodies.


FK me
So much sensationalized BS in that paragraph alone it makes me want to puke.
the animals may
the plastic bags may
the smaller creatures may

The girl who wrote that crap should be "bagged"........er, double bagged.

Gawd
Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 10:06 AM

rofl
Posted by: stlhead

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 11:30 AM

"We shared a daycare student with a neighbor."

I want to hear more about this.
Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 11:56 AM

Going fishing, I think I might toss a few plastic sacks in the river for spite. crazy
Posted by: AP a.k.a. Kaiser D

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 12:08 PM

I'd believe the second part before the first.

I thought the main reason for the bag ban is because they fly through the air and then get tangled in something?

I honestly don't give a [Bleeeeep!]. I'll adapt because I'm not ancient goat.

Given the choice, I'd ban water bottles before bags. Been to a beach lately?
Posted by: Todd

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 12:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Sol Duc
Going fishing, I think I might toss a few plastic sacks in the river for spite. crazy


That might be funny, if I thought you were kidding...but you're probably serious.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Throw a few six pack holders and cigarette butts in the river while you're there, too, and take a good ol' 'Merican $hit right on the bank while you're at it.
Posted by: IdahoSH

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 12:56 PM

I'm in before this thread is bagged.
Posted by: Timber

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 01:14 PM

Ban humans the world would be a better place...
Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 01:31 PM

Anti-environment types who fish, great, as if there ain't enough moreons already.
Posted by: Timber

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 02:20 PM

Salmo-

Just admit it you were one of the supporters of the plastic bag to decrease timber removal and save the earth...Now what?

Some of these people think there so fuking smart when it comes to saving the earth if thats the case why wasnt the plastic bag eco destroyer thought about before implemented.
We all know plastic does not deteriorate. Paper is a renewable resource that can be recycled several times over while other trees are growing. There are ways of harvesting timber without huge enviro impacts.
Posted by: JTD

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 02:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Hankster
Originally Posted By: Salmo g.
Anti-environment types who fish, great, as if there ain't enough moreons already.


Is a 'moreon' someone who's more of a moron than the basic, run-of-the-mill moron?



I took it as an artistic version of the word to emphasize the context of use.
Posted by: Timber

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 04:40 PM

STFU aphid
Posted by: Todd

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 04:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Timber
STFU aphid


Oooohhh...BURN!

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Just kidding.
Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 05:33 PM

Hank & JTD,

Yes, you're both right. Of course Hank had to look it up, but that's OK. It's always a good thing to expand one's vocabulary.

Timber,

Admit what? Before I got my long-lasting Whole Foods recyclable recycled grocery bag I used to get my groceries double bagged in paper. On average I re-used a doubled paper grocery bag for six months. I'm a long-time supporter of sustainable forestry and harvest methods and places that have minimal adverse environmental impact. Why I just fell 2 trees in my yard weekend before last. (Love my new little Stihl but hate that I bought it cuz my old one was stolen.) You might be surprised to learn that my dad and uncle worked their entire careers for the big W. Now go open another beer you drunken sloth!

Salar,

That's some good humor there.

Sg
Posted by: Timber

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 05:41 PM

Salmo,

I hope you had an arborist out before you cut the trees!! You fukin old flea flickin fly flogger!
Posted by: Salmo g.

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 05:48 PM

Timber,

I had a maple and alder that were of the "school marm" persuasion. An arborist once told me that with all such trees, one or both inevitably fail and fall. If I picked the wrong side, I'll just whack the remaining one some day. But I'm gonna' see how they do for a while first. I have some more tree work that I may need an arborist's help with. Or maybe just a gutsy faller. Got spurs and a climbing belt?

Nice try at the onomatopoeia!

Sg
Posted by: Timber

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 05:58 PM

I most certainly do have spurs and climbing belts but sorry I am to busy opening beers to help!
Posted by: topwater

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 06:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Todd
P.S. Throw a few six pack holders and cigarette butts in the river while you're there, too, and take a good ol' 'Merican $hit right on the bank while you're at it.


Ahhhhhh, only two more months til' the Skokomish opener.
Posted by: Illyrian

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 06:15 PM

plastic bags, bad. 6 pak holder, worse. Too many s lobs.
Posted by: JTD

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/08/12 06:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Salmo g.
Timber,


Nice try at the onomatopoeia!

Sg






rofl
Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: plastic bag bans - 06/10/12 10:17 AM

Maybe we are all making a lot of noise about nothing. Could it be that the ban on "plastic bags" is really a ban on Palosi, Joan Rivers, Cindy Jackson (record holder), and other Dandy Dinosaurs.

just a thought

smile