Requeim For A Gnome

I am afraid our favorite Gnome has left us.

Here it is at 0630 on the 23rd., and Saturn has yet to explode or
exhibit any other serious symptoms that would cause The Rupture to
take place, nor are there any other issues caused by Saturn here on
Earth.

Still, it's quite possible that Gnome was spirited off during the
night, and his bunker sits empty.....full of beer, smoked salmon and
a case of Oberto beef sticks (but no toilet paper). Anybody know
where his bunker is so we can at least go salvage the beer and chow?

He will be missed...by some. Are you one of them?

God Speed Gnome.

"Bunker" is just code for a couch fort in his mom's basement. He'll be back after he gets done staining the cushions from his latest Anime session. Give him 30 seconds.

Gnomesayin' is fine. He's actually in Vegas at the annual GELD (Gnome-Elf-Leprechaun-Dwarf) convention. It's quite a party....full of runt competitions, busty fairy pole-dancing and Keebler weed. Gnome will be back to his old self soon....but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

gnomesayn might just be retired. He could always return with any of his half dozen other personas.


I don't believe it is permanent. At least I hope it isn't, anyways.

Gonna be interesting to hear the excuses as to why the prediction was wrong. From the folks who climb over WDFW's ample ass when the forecasts miss.

Gnoooooooooooo!

I hope Gnome and Rich's rapture bunkers didn't have any grape Kool-Aid in them. Unfortunately they are probably reading Infowars and Breitbart and have no idea that the world didn't actually end.

Fish on...

Todd

Gnome was actually Ed Murray.

Disappointing for us, or for them?

Fish on...

Todd

Plus Rich is probably in the middle of a gigantic conspiracy post about the Vegas nutcase

Stay tuned.

Fish on...

Todd

Yes.