Super Bowel predictions....

I would love to see the Eagles win, and it's very possible. I wouldn't bet against the Goats, TB and BB though. I hope it's a close game.

I predict my bowels will move the day after the Super BOWL... But I could be wrong.

Super Bowel prediction lol


Well, I predict that the next time I have a Super Bowel movement what comes out will be of higher character and more intelligent than that total piece of shi.t Sol Duc.

God damn I want to punch Brady right in his suck hole so badly. For that, I hope the Eagles stomp a new mud hole in their arses.

I know one thing for certain, Philly fans are going to WRECK Patty fans in the parking lot before the game, during the game and then again after the game. Win or lose. 40 years of backlogged, blue balled cheesesteaks are gonna go totally apechit. Hope they got a big jail in Minnie...

Patty wagons on standby.....I would love to see Brady planted blindsided. I wonder if Gronk will play ?

Go filthadelphia.

There's going to be a game, I'm going to be in Hawaii. And I won't be indoors....

I predict that I won't likely each the game, that I would prefer the Eagles to win, and that the Patriots will probably win convincingly.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm more worried about what Gizelle is doing.

I don't care who wins as long as it isn't Tom Brady.

With the assistance of the Refs.

Super Bowel prediction to bored......Goats 27 Eagles 17

Here's a white guy that can catch.

The guy throwing still has the fastball and can still paint the corners.
It won't be easy to beat them.

Foles will have to have another career game and the Philly defense will have to get there with 4.

This guy looks like a WWII German tank commander with his game face on.

180 pound DB's must hate to see him in their area.
Back in practice and will probably play.

He's the most German looking man possibly ever and I'm like 99% German. Even funnier, he's Polish.

Bantam, his new little lady and I were having dinner the other night and the subject of heritage came up. They both discussed how their ancestral homelands made for interesting race mixes due to foreign imperialism and conquest. My only comment was being of German descent, I didn't understand what they are talking about.

Tom Brady's ancestry points back to a long line of butt-chined douchebags. In fact, the last name Brady roughly translates to "little whiny bitches who look like girly faggots with butt-chins". The more you know....

Nick,

You're becoming a really entertaining writer. Please keep on sharing!

Sg

Damn, look at that butt chin !
That is a well-defined butt chin.
Fits right in with Salmo's bowel thread theme.



Edit:
Pretty sure that the Polaks and Krauts had plenty of cross-border socializing.

He wasn't born with that butt chin. A lifetime of dicks sliding over his chin wore a groove there.

Fish on...

Todd

lol

DD,

Don't be crediting me with any super bowel threads!

Thank you very much.

Sg

Gawd damn.

This comment ranks right up there with the time someone threw a giant purple dildo out on the field and Chuck S. thought Brady lost his mouthpiece.

End thread. It's all over.

Jealousy is a funny thing.

He has had more hot chicks than Todd's woman.

I may be jealous of Butt Chin's football success, but not of any of the rest...that would be silly ;-)

Fish on...

Todd

Belly laugh.....damn,shut this chit down.

Butt wait! No Super Bowel thread would be complete without a mention of John Wayne and Elvis Presley. Their megacolons were legendary...or, urban legendary if you put much stock in Snopes.com.

Caption ?

Don't worry Bill....."I'm going to fck you in the ass real good, later tonight".

"Evo's mail was just delivered."

If you keep doin' my balls like that, I might be able to win a few more of these.

I'm hoping the dumb football fans are all watching 2 teams I dgaf about while I'm chasing Steel Sunday.

"Coach Bill...I'm so going to deflate your balls tonight!"

Smart Man.....missing the SB is almost sacrilegious, I've seen everyone, the first one is kind of vague. Give us a report on the fishing.

"Let's go to Frisco and hook up with Jimmy.
He's got a new pal. Guy named Hank he wants us to meet."

Here you go - I laughed

I think the Eagles will beat the pansies.

Currently watching a pre-game interview with Brady. I will tell you one thing and that is I will never be able to see his face again without thinking about Toff's earlier comment-for-the-win. Dammit Toff!

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the best beer and wine is made from patriot bandwagon tears. every NEP fan I'm sure is blaming the refs.

The fishing this past weekend was terrible for me and everyone I spoke with,and the rivers were in great shape. So I ordered a pizza and watched the Chowds get beat down. Maybe I won't have to hear about how great Brady is,but I doubt it.

It's sunny in Philly today.

"The Gang burns down their city after the big win"

They sure know how to celebrate in Phili. Did someone say bowel?
https://nypost.com/2018/02/05/eagles-fan-thinks-eating-horse-poop-is-cool/

Steelhead fishing is probably better in Philly.