How many trading days?

For the DOW to fall below 20,000.

Depends on what Trump Tweets and his wonderful crew of fucktards will do or say. The Feds and raising rates (and lower confidence) isn't helping things either.

The Market is not responding well to anything Trump related these days.

The real question is how low will this correction take the market?

I bet we see it dip below 20K. Maybe even 15K.

Going to be a long time until the market is at or back at 26K.

Time to strap in and wait. Good thing I'm not retiring and cashing in anytime soon.

I recommend you keep buying gold. Lots and lots of gold. You will need it to throw at your neighbors.

Like I said, sideways for 2019, or do the opposite of what Jim Kramer says.

4 days.

2 days.....

Well, today didn't go as planned for you Rich.

Dow is at 22,878
Up 1,086

Gold is $1,269
Down $-2.80

Maybe tomorrow.

Man, I made a killing in the market today....


























I shot my Butcher.

That joke is bad and you should feel bad.

Largest single day gain in market history. Has anyone checked on Rich?

Has AI taken over the market? Anybody have a computer I can hire to manage my investments?

You don't need a manager, just follow all of Rich's advice, to a tee...first thing to do is get rid of your 401K and other retirement accounts, and second, use the money to buy a pile of rocks.

Done.

Fish on...

Todd

3 days.....

Getting closer!

Dow is at 23,138
Up 260

Gold is $1,277.50
Up $4.50

Maybe tomorrow.

I'll edit my post at 1, when the market closes.....

Crazy market.

Feel free to save your advice giving to river right or river left .

I would say the safest bet is to really pay attention to what Rich is saying, click on all of his QAnon, InfoWars, and assorted "alternative" news source links...and once you have really sussed out what he's getting at...

Do exactly the opposite.

Good luck.

Fish on...

Todd

Pretty much. Some folks main purpose in life is to serve as a cautionary tale for others.

If it is not beyond obvious that trading algorithms & machine learning have taken completely over the markets, well it should be. This is all devised to buy and sell, buy and sell 1000's of times a day and these dude's are getting filthy rich doing it.

We jest with Rich when the market shoots up or goes wild, but in actuality, the markets HATE uncertainty. Hence the roller coaster we've been on the past few weeks. Enjoy the ride and try not to puke on the person next to you.

4 days.....

Dow keeps going the wrong way!

Dow is at 23,358
Up 219

Gold is $1,281

Nice long 4-day weekend for me.

Going to spend the 1st watching football from when I get up to when I go to bed.

Will check back on the market after the New Year. Don't know if the market is open on Tuesday, so Wednesday perhaps?

I'm sure it will have dropped to below 22K by that time.

for those of you that actually think the market is not in for a change in 2019 go to a site called marketwatch that is where I read my facts and fiction information keeps me well informed and yes the day traders do fak things up for us long haulers at times but those boys for every win is 10 losers not my game once remember my broker telling me to pullout back in 07 I would have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars glad I did not heed his advice enjoying the ride trust your instincts not what people tell you 2nd quarter this next year should be pretty interesting come tax time!!!!

This didn't happen? What??? I thought for certain that Rich was going to be right this time.

Tuesday.

Pay attention, man.

I think the next 4-6 months are going to be a blood bath. I wouldn't be shocked if the dow went to 14-16K. I heard Google missed part of their earnings after hours in which the stock was halted. I haven't seen the details yet.but it sounded pretty bad.

I'm going to need to hear it from a more legitimate source.

Rich? True?

Stand corrected it was Apple that dropped.

I noticed last night my investment team cashed out our entire investment fund a little before 7PM (I'm only a "small" investor in a decent sized overall fund), 2-3 months early. They generally do it around the end of the 1st quarter and then re-invest in 50-60 stocks for another year or so.

This tell me there's WAY more uncertainty in the near future (Ray Charles could see this, right?)? I'm curious of their long term strategy. I'll try to give the boys a call in the afternoon when I have a break from work. I've got more cash sitting on the sidelines, but I think it's going to still sit on the bench...

Few more days like today and it won't be long until the market is below 20K!

Ouch.

22,721 and dropping.

Now is NOT a good time to check my retirement info. Think I'll just ignore that for the next few years......

No it wasn't.

Liar.

Lyin' Hank the Fluffer

I know more than you, retard.

Should we do some math so everyone else can see your mad skillz?

lol

One of the guys called me today at 11:30 today and said we're definitely on the sidelines for a month, maybe 3...just depends. Wish they'd done that 2 months ago (hell 3 weeks ago), but hindsight is 20/20. Ended the year down .9% in that fund, up 3.3% in another but we "beat the Dow" as it lost 5.6% (BFD!). I'm with Parker...time to go fishing and fuk looking at the market!!!

lol

Hank illustrates how stupid he is without realizing how stupid he is.

Hank Dunning-Kruger.

I have more money and brains than you do, retard, and I'll still be earning for another 15 years.

You are retarded, you suck dick, and you lack the gray matter to do anything about it.

Oh, and you don't pay your bets, so fvck off.

The market is reacting to Apple's announcements, and Apple's announcements are because of Trump's stupid trade war with China.

I know you and facts have a volatile relationship, Hank and other assorted Magarglers, but that's a pretty fuckin easy one.

Fish on...

Todd

Pay your debt, scumbag.

Use your fluffer money

Maybe you're just a dumbass.

Yep. Looking like the most logical explanation.

Apple's down only due to poor, in-country China sales and not much else (sorry to chit on a good ol' DS political fight).

Huawei and ZTE are completely taking over inside of China and both offer huge, deep discounts to move over to their phones (Tencent). China was Apple's largest growth market for the past several years and it used to be that the name alone carried a premium status for China citizens. As we know, they are all about status - it's all they care about.

Unfortunately, the iPhone and Apple isn't considered all "that cool" any longer over there. There's better options with more technology at a lower price and it's eating Apple's lunch. Remember, not many over here can afford a $1k phone and even less can afford that over there. They only make 10 - 15% of what Americans do and its outrageously expensive to live there.

This is Apple's arrogance and fault. Nobody else's.

The iPhone never was cool, unless you are a teenager.

Fish on...

Todd

"I wouldn't be shocked if the dow went to 14-16K"

Yeah right, try more like its going down to 5-7K when its all said and done, might take a couple years to totally crash.

I thought by the thread title this would be about swingers.

Fucktards.

Start shorting the chit out of the market then.

Fucktarding markets.

Back up to 23,423

China slow down. It's probably worse than what they're saying. You can't trust anything red China says or does.

What do you know about China Frank,other than that asian fukboi you run around with in Frisco.

Salty. You seem mad Frank. You really have this weird fixation on my past. What little you may know of it. Due to your reaction to my post about fukbois leads me to wonder, hey....why is Frank so upset? Hmmm....

One thing I can say I know is how to catch fish on my own and not some fukin partyboat you old jabroni.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j...546744169356025

Did you say Jan Hammer? You haven't seen any pussy other that that huge cat since the days of this show...

What are you, fuckin eleven years old?

Nevermind.

Fish on...

Todd

No, I'm asking you, you fuckin child. You sound like an angry old 13 year old girl.

Fish on...

Todd

Good one, little boy.

Fish on...

Todd

Roflmao Frank you slay me. " But Vapid started it!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Your butthurt is spilling all over the darkside holmes.

It's a tie between the two greatest TV intro's of all time. Magnum PI or Miami Vice.

Money shots at 0:14 and 0:48

As a 3rd grader in 1984, Friday nights were special to me. I just knew I was going to see some bewbs, hookers, drugs and fast cars if my parents let me stay up late for Miami Vice. I think they began to reconsider their poor parenting choices when I started to speak like a Cuban drug lord and treat my sisters like the street walking junky whores they were. Rent's due bitches! I even had a match box Testarossa and some seafoam green and pink shirts. Yeah - the 80's were fvcked up. Good times.

Sad angry baby girl? Great! They are multiplying.

Lol :-)

The fukk does George Clooney have to do with anything? Hank you really add nothing of value to this website. And before you try and turn that back on me,look up vapid in the dictionary. I live up to my name. You however think you are clever.

Another good one from our resident teenage girl.

You're killing it.

Has Trump and the cognitive dissonance required to happily guzzle his cum tipped you over that far? You used to live in some middle ground, now you, Evo, Sol Dunce, and Rich may as well all live with Evo's mom in the trailer park, you are almost indistinguishable, main difference being that you post more than the rest of them combined.

Fish on...

Todd

That was mean. <grin>

Sol dunce,try this... : grin : only no spaces between the colons.

And you clown on Hank for making useless posts? I think you need get in your Audi whatever and race around.

Sol dic ,duc sorry. You mad bro?

Mad ? Hardly, well the Hawks chocked and I'm a little pissed, but in an hour I'll be fine.

It's "choked" .

Don't go evo on me.

Hank doesn't pay her bets.

That's all you need to know about her.

It's "Evo".

23,531

Tuesday. 20,000 will happen on Tuesday.....

It's hard to imagine that the DOW hit roughly 6k in 2008. Anyone remember what the low closing was?

Hank may hit 30,000 Tuesday as well.....

That is a lot of charter trips.....
SF

If only posting paid money, Hank would have enough to pay Stam.

As it is, apple sauce and charter boat prices are sky high yo!

You should move to Freeattle. They have bona fide, sure fire programs already in place.

The parking situation has now gotten very agreesive and competative around where I work since a parking lot was made into a homeless camp where there was already little parking. People are surprisingly upset as some now have an extra 4 blocks to walk to and from the office; a longer walk past more dangerous people than before. Ample parking, for working, tax paying citizens, is not a priority in liberal-la-la-land. I realize that some would say that we are lucky to have jobs or whatever. Some of my coworkers have been assulted or harassed by the homeless over the years (I am lucky because I am a big man; the cute little blondes bare the brunt of it). They pulled a dead body out of the bushes last week. There are open drug deals happening. And so they make the area have a homeless camp, welcoming homeless, and piss off the workers who already are dealing with the problem daily, make their commute and parking more complicated. There is so much dumb out there. How about we help workera in this country continue to work and pay taxes and not make their lives any more complex and dangerous than they already are.

Sounds complicated.

How about the cute blondes stay at home.

Yeah. My home.

I had to drive into downtown Seattle last night. Good grief. It took 15 minutes to drive around a block of one-way streets to get to the wrong parking lot. And I had to drive around 3 or 4 blocks, so it took 45 minutes from the freeway off ramp to the parking lot. And even more people want to move to Seattle? Nuts.

Why didn't you take the train?

We all need to be aware of our carbon footprint folks.

23,960 with a few minutes left until closing.

Rich....the market is going the wrong way again!!!!

Well, for you, anyways.

If you think this is nothing but a dead Cat bounce, you do NOT know the market very well.

Hank's cat is dead?

Did you guys know that Hank makes bets and then doesn't pay when he loses?

It's true.

Thanks Dan.

News that Hank makes bets and then dosn't pay when he loses has caused a dip in the market as of noon!

Down 77 points with an hour to go.

23,922



Wait? Wuuuut? No one said anything about bouncing dead cats. Wet cats, sure.

She's a crashing hard!!!!!!

Actually, Hank did good on this one - by adding the percent sign it reads a quarter of 1% rather than 25%.

Sounds like Pam brought his flask to work today. Bondo fumes and booze sounds potent. The .25 is his blood alcohol level.

BOOM !

and Stam drops the big bomb.

Game over.

Point, Set, and Match to Stam.

Sol Dunce never stood a chance.

He used to make some $$ betting on football games until he bet this sh!t bird that doesn't pay when he loses.

Wonder if the markets will react to the Brexit crap in the next hour?

up 97 so far.

Back over 24,000.

24,007 as of 12:05

Sh!t bird. I like that and I challenge myself to use it in a sentence today. I just happen to know the specific sh!t bird in question and he's going to be reminded that he is, in fact, a total sh!t bird forthwith!

Let pam know when your nut's drop, he'll be over there minutes. LOL

lol

Don't be mad Scam....it's the D.S.

Yep. 216 more posts of your drivel and you will offically prove you have no life.

You are gonna be the most special and gayest snowflake on PP with all those posts.

FIFY

Much like Hank's post count, the market is also up today.

24,227

I am sure the fine folks here on the DS have better things to spend their money on , Skank. Besides until you pay your bets off noody should be throwing cash your way.

One would think that would be the case, but the drunken Asian business men down at the Gay Bay Cabaret throw metric chit tons of singles his way.

How do you think he can afford to remodel his kitchen?
Bringin' mad stacks to the Homo Depot yo! Makin' it rain for them sweet, sweet new make-up mirror LED's!

Doilies. Doilies fvckin' everywhere.

Gettin close Frank. Won't be long now.

So it’s up 200%?

using stam math it's over 200%. that was the bit.

You make betting great by paying when you lose, fuckwit.

I have Pam rattled good. Toying with what little grey material is left in his cabbage it's almost not fair. BOOM !

Says Mr. Brain Pills.

lol

Go take your fuckin' meds, psycho, and STFU.

What ? BOOM

Aaaaaand you're sprinting your way to 30K. Go Frank Go!!!!!

And you will still be Jabroni cum laude on the DS. Quite the distinction.

FIFY

I'm trying.....

Need to get some info out of Bob and he's dragging his feet about it.

Seems like he's not nearly as excited as I am to mess with you all.

All y'alls?

Whinybitchhank

Your over-use of the word fuktard has become predictable,as are all of your posts,vacuous,and insipid.

You are well over 30k and still haven't said anything new or groundbreaking.

Frank . You don't get it do you?

I didnt enter this in the Urban Dictionary, someone beat me to it: Hankster Definition

This made my day so far...it is only 9:20am, though, something else could come along, but it would have to be pretty good.

Fish on...

Todd

lol.

Another good one.

Whatever institution gave you a certificate of whatever must really be proud.

Fish on...

Todd

Frank,you a such a fkn Hankster!!

Hank's scared of girls.

All of them.

What a fuckin' pussy.

You left out the best part. You love to get personal on here,bringing up a past of mine that I freely have talked about. It's mildly amusing to me. 99.999% of what you say isn't amusing,it's fkn sh!t.I'm not gonna edit that. I kinda like that typo.

Oh believe me we are unfortunately very used to your drivel. Because you post here 31 times an hour. Let me ask you something,and I am being serious here. What was the last fish you caught? And when?

Hank still hasn't paid off his bets because he's a dirty piece of sh!t.

Instead, he spends stam's money on charter trips.

What a fuckin donkey.

I noticed that Rich made a bold...but totally preposterous...proposition, again, and then disappeared.

I wonder if he forgot to pay for his Bunker WiFi...I wonder if he is doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch and thinks it's his laptop?

Man, that's what Fatso's Chief of Staff should do...take away his Twitter phone and give him an Etch-a-Sketch and have him write on that instead.

Fish on...

Todd

Rich?

lol!

Fish on...

Todd

Rich is still noticeably absent from this thread.

Huh. Weird.

Fish on...

Todd

lol

2 points says he's amazed at stupidity.



Alanis never dreamed of irony like this.

That no talent hack was destined to end her crappy singing career .