Goofy California Women

I am sure Oregyun has some of the same goofy assed hippy dippy crap as where I grew up. I knew a bunch of chicks who claimed to be witches. " I can do a tarot reading for you" gtfoh dumbass. Although I swear I was cursed by my ex . She claimed to be a witch too. I do know she was doing mounds of coke behind my back at her work. Shes single and couch surfing now.

I was gonna bang this girl once who had glitter all over her face and was "polyamorous ". She had big tits

But was goofier than a shithouse rat. My friend Daniel said it wasnt worth it.

Another chick I nailed was into being choked half to death during sex. I wasnt into that. She was from Gresham Oregon. Goofy. She had giant hair and was alcoholic. Slashed my tires once,I caught her red handed she left the steak knife with rubber on the blade in her sink lol.

The one that really got me though was the girl from Skagway who said she would date this one senator for money. She was skilled . But she was crazier than all get out. I once saw her drink a whole 2 liter bottle of mountain dew. She was a squirter. Nasty . She later claimed she wasnt sure if her oldest son from her latest marriage was mine. I told her to get a DNA test . She refused because she was full of crap. I blocked her number after that.

Hmmmm.

Pretty sure the same women are here in WA as well.

Nothing wrong with polyamorous women. Generally speaking, from a sample size of sleeping with more than 2 and less than 10 of them, they are really great in bed, they know what they want, know what they are doing, and in general, really great at communication and honesty.

One had 8 labial piercings. 4 on each lip. Glad I didn't have braces. Solid 10 in bed for all of them. They could knock your socks off, rub you raw, take your water, and have you begging for more.

JackHammer Style!!!!

Sounds like you skimmed the sanest ones off the top of my pile of crazy chicks from college.

Fish on...

Todd

My latest likes to sleep. She can sleep 18 hours a day. Shes like a cat. Really sweet girl. Body on her that wont quit. Maybe the least goofy of anyone I've dated in recent years. She will sit and watch wrestling with me and likes fishing. I'm gonna take her bank fishing for steelhead to really test the relationship lol.

Anyway looking forward to your stories . I have many. Like the time one peed on me . I'll save that one. Another time I gave one an enema . Good times
S

Oh I haven't diverged the really crazy ones yet. My ex wife. Wtf. She was awful

Aw, crap!





Seriously, leave the red heads alone!!!!!

Ah yes, Mrs. Hanker.

She had diverticulitis . Couldnt sh!t so she had to flush it out. We were both laughing hysterically as I was shoving that nozzle in there lol. I told her to warn me if the couldnt hold it in.

One chick I banged had no clit. I mean she claimed to but I didnt see one. Weird. Everything else looked pretty normal.

One greek chick had giant boobs. I wasnt attracted to her so I f**ked her tits and never called again. Basically I'm watching paint dry right now in between coats.

Had several. One of them Sarah is a real sweetheart and we still get together for coffee . Good lay in her younger days. The other was crazy Michelle. That was her name. She had coke bottle glasses like bubbles from trailer park boys I [Bleeeeep!] you not. My friend Cyrus called her toilet face. I was mean to her. I dont want to say what I did.

Au contraire hander

Damn, you too eh? Lol

Lol.. You ever fishbowled avid?

Avid - brah…..you gotta mark this chit NSFW my man.

With that, that's about enough of the DS from work for today.

You did have braces after hitting that.
That must have been like banging a sharks mouth with your unit....
You need to lay off Tammy the hairdresser type.

My worst encounter was with a eskimo chick from Alaska.
Very nice looking, good body and crazy as [Bleeeeep!] especially if she drank any booze.
It was like being attack by a mountain lion while you were in bed. I still have scares on my back from her nails....or was it claws?
SF

We knew a chick whose nickname was the green hole. No thanks.

Don't front, you and your boy hit and caught the gangrene.

You'd think that, but I'll have to admit, felt pretty damn good.

OTOH, JackHammers are used to pounding and breaking all kinds of sh!t up. Just gotta re-sharpen the bit once in a while.

Ya'll need some "good" church girls. And standards.

I didn't know the ladies shopped for jackhammers at Harbor Freight.
One and done.

I've dated some serious hos

People who don’t have standards must be desperate. If ya got game ya got options bruh.

Thankfully my partner is smokin’ hot, she’s not too crazy, works hard and makes decent money. She doesn’t care if I fish 100 days a year, and is happy to either join or stay at home. Can’t complain.

Where is Merg to chime in on the subject?

No she isn't .
Yes she is. Merg? Why ,you got a thing for Justin Beiber lookalike hack fishermen?

Also this thread was all in good fun until you had to fag it out insinuating some of us are just a bunch of thirsty desperate jabronies. But that usually means that you're the one with self doubt.

Thirsty Jabronies? Acid, you just listed a dozen whopperjawed skanks you have plowed. I'm sure non of this had to do with your cocktail fueled retardation at the local tavernacle? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Stay thirsty my friend.........

Just stated a fact without insinuating. No need to get defensive. Sounds like the shoe fits.

I didn’t take you as the sensitive type.

Nah I'm trolling and ,as usual,y'all never disappoint

Oh I won't tell the juicy stuff on here. It's not pretty.

Looking forward to the bedtime stories from Avidangler. Don’t disappoint, bruh.

Do you want nightmares? Because that's how you get nightmares.

No one wants to hear my drivel. It's why I persist.