Super Bowl Commercials

Only retards and losers give a [Bleeeeep!] about them. Thoughts?

Why have wings? There's already plenty of cocktail wieners in that room.

SB commercials used to be fun. Now it's all about who's the most woke and can lecture us the most because we are bad people, but we would be good people if we bought their chitty product. Who knew that Pepsi, Gillette and Subaru could solve world peace, racism and equality?

Just give me a free range halftime nipple, and I'm good.

Bonerless wings hopefully. But probably not.

They've been going downhill the last few years. This year, they're just plain bad. I watched them on YouTube, didn't laugh once.

This half time show sucks

Not bad... I almost fainted seeing dat Shakira booty shake.

Considering lack of nips, not bad.

halftime show SUCKED

It was awful. Who was the douchebag rapper? I'm not a football fan but the chiefs are looking pretty vulnerable.

I thought Shakira was showing and shaking her va jay jay. Ja Lo's pole dancing posse was entertaining. Maybe I'm just a horny old man.

Halftime shows pretty much always suck. I used the time to make nachos, missed the whole thing.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. 49ers got away from the run, fail on Shanahan's part. I wasn't rooting for the Chiefs but I was definitely rooting for Andy Reid.

You saw that too? My ol lady pointed it out for me..
That thing was howlin.

I didn't watch the game, cuz I cut the cord on the boob tube a while back.

That being said, I see from reports and video this am (via my own in-depth user research), that Jenny on the Block greased a stripper pole. That's a novel idea for a family event. It's also a good way to stop squirrels from reaching yer' birdseed.

I thought the LATINX kids in cages was a nice, classy touch. As was the PR Flag. Pander pander pander.

Pathetic all around.

Overall it seemed very liberal.

Surprised you guys didn't enjoy it.

Somebody dun hacked 2Many's account! Since when doesn't he enjoy a women holding a pole?

Dat low jay thing looked like a pear with a stem infection.

Not a fan of that broad.

Yet if the halftime show was The Nuge playing a machine gun shaped guitar while wearing American flag tighty whities you'd be on your fourth jerkoff session to it...pandering and all.

Fish on...

Todd

Fvck The Nuge. He's a pant chitting, draft dogging, pedo rapist, racist, POS has-been. He defiles our Flag and Country every time he opens his cock holster and I hope he falls out of his tree stand and hangs himself by his tiny balls.

I just don't care for any politics of any sort, from any side, in any SB. It's not the time, place or venue for it. We get bombarded with BS daily, can't we just have a championship football game without all the force fed BS?

That being said, the rest of your post is wholly inaccurate because there is no way I'm going 4 rounds.

LOL

Fair'nuf.

Fish on...

Todd

‘Murcia. Fukkkin pathetic.

This is why I dont like football. They try to do it in baseball games. I dont fuckin wanna see breast cancer awareness signs during the 7th inning stretch. Sports should be a diversion from all the politics and horseshit the media tries to throw at us.

Also when Jimmy G started throwing haymaker passes I knew Shanehan done [Bleeeeep!] up!!