Dark Side Death Watch

Who will be the first to be consumed by CoronaVirus on the DS? And why??

Ouch... damn...

That's how you spread the fvcking virus Jake...

J F C

I bet it is..
Get those knee pads ready.

Voted for myself,because none of that is wrong

Sheetrock dust

Is there a Pole yet, that you haven't won?

Too morbid - not a sociopath - won't vote.

I ain't ever coming outta my ponderosa.

Dug in deeper than a tick on a Alabama coon dog.

Started Jazzercising today for improved maneuverability & fitness when defending the ponderosa.

On a side note: I had the chance to bang the single hottest high dollar Asian hooker in Shenzhen last year and I hard passed. This chick was probably the hottest, best looking gal I've seen anywhere in the world over the past 10 years. 11/10. I had first pick of 50 of them all lined up together in row. It's one of those "pick your company for the evening" types of deals. I picked that chick and all the other guys were like "man, I was gonna pick her". All bought and paid for by my old company - just had to take her upstairs to my hotel room. She didn't speak a lick of English. Spent all night conversing through Google Translation on our phones. You should have seen the look on her face when I typed 'G'night' sloot!" at 4 am.

If'n she wasn't a filthy hooker, I would have smuggled her home in my suitcase. Unreal beauty.

Anyway, fvck off with this poll.

If she were as hot as you say, Nick, while I also would not risk my dick in a hooker, I would at least had her naked and dodging the wad. Yeah, I love me some Asian girls.

Yes - this whole mess was my fault. Sorry.

If she were here, I wouldn't be posting. Hurt to look at hot.

I'm a very smart idiot that tussles between patting myself on the back and kicking myself square in the junk.

Knowing those countries she was probably a dude...

Chinese KTV. Top floor of the building. High rollers only. Whatever your pleasure. Only the best of the very best get to work the top floor. She was the very best of the best of the best. I wouldn't doubt my company owner spent $100K US that night. Do you have any idea what can be bought in China with a $100K US cash? Whatever your pleasure.

I are not a smart man...

So, your company bought everyone hookers?

Probably more like children and dudes...

Ok Hanker...

Yes. Very expensive ones. It's how a lot of business is done in other places around the world. What you do with your "company" for the night is up to you. Nobody forces anything upon you. Some guys don't come out at all and stay in their hotel rooms. Some guys go out and just hang. Some go back to their rooms with their new friend. Up to you. I was the newby so they voted to give me the pick of the litter. All drinks, food and drugs are free. Candy dishes of pills just laying there. DO NOT EAT THOSE PILLS!!!

My gal's English name was "Smiley". I think I still have that translated convo on my cell. It's the funniest, most akward thing ever.

The prank initiation was that nobody told me what to expect or what would be happening. I had no idea what I was in for. When they marched them out in the row, I asked my old coworker sitting next to me "Dude - the WTF? Is this some sort of test". He's like "nah man, this is how its done. Go for it." So I picked the hottest one. It was fvckin' surreal.

I would have taken her back to the room and pretty much did what Nap did, unless they had some table games like Chinese Checkers.....lol

Drugs?

Yeah guys...drugs. It's China. Probably 7 or 8 different pills just laying there in dishes for the taking. Hell if I know what they were - but probably half were for boners. I ain't touchin' that chit.

Google top dollar Chinese KTV or KTV girls. There are millions of KTV's in China, so you have to look for the high end stuff - not the stuff for the general Chinese commoner. As I said, we were in the penthouse. The lower "commoner" levels reeked of sex and bleech. The higher the floor, the higher the status. Everything was tacky Vegas marble and gold. Trumps dream. Marble so they could hose out your private party rooms before the next customers. It was beyond fvcked up. The worst part? Being forced to sing Karoke. FYI - I'm horrible at singing Billie Jean.

I felt bad and still feel bad for "Smiley". She was taken from a small village in the north. 22 years old. Literally branded by her "owner" on her chest. She drove a Porsche Cayman and lived in a Hong Kong high rise. No poor village girl her age can afford anything remotely like that. The annual luxury tax on the Porsche alone is more than most of us make here in a year. She was a slave and will be dead by 30. That's what happens when you are the prettiest poor girl in an entire region. Life in the fast lane can be pretty sad eh. This is why I didn't fvck her. That and aids.

But hot damn...she was smokin'!

Didn't happen or Nick participated k the trafficking trade...


Pick one..

Fookin' REKT!

I suppose I did venture into trafficking land a bit just by being there. I didn't know until it was too late and by then, my curiosity took over. It was the most hilarious, weird - yet tragically sad thing I've ever experienced. I didn't fully "participate" - so I can't feel too bad about myself. I WOULD have brought her here just to get her outta there. No way she's making 30. Wouldn't doubt if she's dead now.

Lol.. Sounds like you fvcked a 16 year old and feel guilty...


I know where this is gonna go..

Oh yeah..

FVCK YOU

Not at all Evo. I ain't mad and you don't have to believe me. Just telling a funny life story because Reefer reminded me of it. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm kinda sad.

But hey...it is what it is.

It's a joke Nick...


Told you i wasn't good at comedy...

lol. Perfect.


And what's with evo fantasizing about having sex with "children and dudes", as he wrote?

Stop fagging out and grossing out the place.

It is sad. You should have stuck a carrot up her ass and a cucumber in her vagina and had her blow you.

STFU I'm not the bitch that deleted his account on his own then made another one..


Geek....

I saw a pic of this coronachick in deer camp and it was way worse than all the "my girlfriend I have in Canada" stories I've heard in the day....

Just kidding I think prostitution is disgusting , and those "businessmen" who travel to those 3rd world countries to [Bleeeeep!] ladyboys and hookers sold into trafficking have a special place in hell reserved for them. For I do believe in sky daddy. And he isn't pleased.

She has dollar signs for eyeballs and a smile someone paid for earlier.

You should stick a cucumber up your own ass and deepthroat a road flare, and wash it down with a glass of bleach, ya fvckity fvck

Didnt see Acids last reply......but still.....lol

These spider Salley stories are up there with the Fresh Prince...

This thread has some traction! Keep it going.

Oh, really, Redhook?

nb1000 lol

Fish on...

Todd

Fuckin' hell.

No way I last a long quarantine if'n this is how it's gonna be.

those were BANNED accounts... -


nice try....

again maybe?

Bent Metal how do I taste motherfucker?

lol. Good boy. I was hoping you'd remind everyone of that. (Yer such a dope.)

So, why don't you tell the class why you got banned...twice?

If you being a fucktard was part of the reason, I won't be surprised.

How could he be banned,if he's still here,and we know who he is?

lol

Indeed. He was unfairly persecuted so badly he had to be banned to get relief. Thanks, Obama.

Sad!

Fish on...

Todd

Can we talk more about Chinese hookers now?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China is threatening to withhold all Chinese Hookers and force the USA into a sea of monogamy.

Does that also apply to desperatelysinglegamy?

Asking for a friend.

Lost in translation.....In China “Beaver Fever” doesn’t mean what you think....

You know...gamy...as in hook.

Hmmmm.

Wish Sol were still alive.

He'd start a new thread:

"The Hooker Chronicles"

Still laughing about all of his Craigslist posts.

PS. Do ex-wives count as being with a hooker? I mean I got fvcked and I had to pay for it.

Snake - what's your take on that?

So after I posted what I just posted, you can all comfortably eat my dust.

Is everyone still with us? RichG and all the extreme religious zealots are telling me we are entering the End Times as we speak, hold on to your ass fellow heathens, this could be one helluva journey into the golden age of the DS....lol

Ok, maybe I missed it, but where is Evo?

I think he took his ball and went home. Again.

He'll come back as "98'CaddyDrvr" or "PukeSteely69" or something like that and pretend he's entirely new to the board. Again.

Evo is self-quarantining from the dark side or must have asked the mods to nuke his account. It’s been quiet lately.

What about opposumslayer? Hatchethero? I wonder if he shacked up with Richie Gee in the bunker.

WrkFrmHomBoi

BrandishArmz

Full Moon

RetiredAt30



.......i got nuthin

New “pole” for Evo’s new handle?

BingoWings

lol

Forgot about that one

Perfect, but that would display self awareness, introspection & humor. Ain't gonna happen.

Jaek and I had a pretty good laugh about that one on the river Monday. Yeah - we were talkin' about Evo - but at least there was no showering lady being ignored at the time.

Ha. How would anyone ever ignore a naked lady over dreaming about Dan.

That's what we were laughing about!

"Good bye baseball" hahaha

I know. It still boggles the mind tho.

Where is that Evo feller anyway? I hope he found whatever he went shopping for the other day and didn't actually steal shitt out of someone else's cart.

RIP Evo

Evo is probably patrolling the Wal-Mart parking lot in a Haz-Mat suit toting his 7-hundo.

Fish on...

Todd

Lol didn’t see this.


He should have caught more sh!t for his 240 mph caddy.

Like acid has said, he’s around, just experimenting.

Compiling data.

lol

Lol I forgot about that. Its hard to keep track of all the stupid.

Maybe he knows we are headed to the Thunderdome and he is modifying his 240MPH Caddy with some sharp objects.

It’s probably a whole new world in the trailer park. Welfare checks are late... Internet service can’t be paid... no gas for the caddy guzzlers. Lots of crime to survive. Can fires outside to stay warm. Gotta hunker down in the trailer to be safe... a lot more guys with neck tattoos have been spotted.

^^^

This. It's getting weird out there.

Fish on...

Todd

Can fires

Serious lol

Evo provides alot of "essential services" that's for sure

The cost of drugs has sky rocketed, that 8k lasted a few days at the current prices.

Can fires! Ha.

Wonder what the price of the diamonds is down to now?

"Got 2 1 carat diamonds, if you want one, 4k each....

Keep laughing...

Ohh, FYI, if I send them to gia, they go up to 8.... Each..."

I won this poll by a mile! Still alive mofos.

Pole*


You've won every Pole since the DS has been reborn, even the ones you've started.


I think it's time for another one......

NapD90?

Talk to us good buddy........

I know....this is weird. Nick.....Holler [Bleeeeep!] !

The [Bleeeeep!] up thing about this poll is,what if one of us actually dies ?

Well, that's why we have this Pole. It's an interactive way of knowing

That makes sense