Originally Posted By: Snake Pliskin
remember this: Men marry women hoping they never change, women marry men hoping to change them.

And they're pretty devious in how they go about it too.

You patiently explain to them their feet are shorter so they can stand closer to the stove. They look at you like your tongue is forked and the next thing you know they have 30 pairs of new shoes in the closet.

That puts a crimper on buying the new reel you had your eyes on.
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so.

Modern journalism is all about deciding which facts the public shouldn't know because they might reflect badly on Democrats