hehehehehehe you bunch a granola smokin,tree huggin,tofu eatin,cousin-uncle-brothers really crack me up besides the Oregon coast the only thing you have going for you is Rt and Stew live there....not here and Tanya Harding....I love bad girls

Oh cousin Dave,in order to talk smack ....you must first smack a fish :p
Oh for the record the Columbia belongs to US...remember it passes thruogh our state and just passes besides youre's,so try and keep those Willamette brown trout out of our river...pleaase.........Os

DJ is not the best fisherman to attend a flotilla, but he seems to be winning the war.

Might as well stay home on the DJ

You're gonna get If you show up!

None of us want to see you

Well, gee Dave, I'm not sure what to say to a guy who apparently hates pro sports. You see, all the people I know that hate pro sprots are.........women. :rolleyes:

Os: the headwaters of the Columbia are buried way up in Canada, so don't give me that ownership crap.

Aunty: not gonna happen, babe. Even if I as an individual don't roundly kick all your asses in the tourney I've got the confidence in knowing that Oregon anglers, by far, are better that you Washington stick-swingers. And it will be proven, and you'll cry foul when it does.

Dan S.: I've got nothing against pro sports as long as I don't have to spend my money to support the owners' bad spending habits. They can go play four square, hopscotch, whatever the hell they want. Just don't expect me to pay for it. Why do you think we don't have a MLB or NHL franchise so far? The big money goons keep trying, but the vast majority of Portlanders are intelligent and know that it's all a scam.

Portland used to have a basketball team, and we loved them. Now we've got some snotty tennants down in the Rose Garden who are self-abusing, self-serving, self-gratifying circle-jerks who can move the team to Omaha as far as I'm concerned.

Ouch Danny stop it ........Not all of them are Women some are just wannbe crackers from orygoon ....Os

Jackson vs. Jackson

Os vs. Dave

WA vs. OR

How 'bout a head to head? Loser kisses his closest female relative on the lips. Never mind........because then we'd have to think up something DAVE wouldn't like to do.

Geeez Sandberg, I didn't notice any contests on here. I did notice some trash talk ass kickin. In fact just 2 of us Oreos, DJ and I, can take on all you wussie Wassies put together and stick yall right into the trash can! You must have a secret desire to kiss your seester on the lips, Dannie. Wussies! We'll be doing the same ass kickin at the "Really Big One" on 4/13 too. That green guy there is grinning because he made it thru those 2 cacti (cactus's, for you dummies) without getting stuck.


Geeeeeeeez, if this post don't wake up you lame lazy Dawgs to get into this trash talkin thread thing, I don't know what will. Or maybe you're just resigned to getting your hinnies waxed at F4? (hey, not that way - it's a slang thang). btw, I'll be 'waxing' Kwikie hinnie at F4 too. And that ain't no slang thang!

btw, if you need more motivation, check out that 400+ F4 trash talkin thread on the 'other' BB. About 390 of those posts are sissy crap! Of course their hands are a bit tied there. Geez, maybe there are more sissy fishermen around that are into dominatrix servitude than most other guys would have thought?

Hey now, try to control those lame superhero thoughts of yours Thump'. Is it really worth doing this to get this from Bucky and Beaver? After all, this has become another trash talkin thread.


And Giz, I noticed you retreated out of the heavy hitter trash talkin over here, to the 'safe haven' of the other place. Get back into the man's league and try dumpin some more of your shiat over here.
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Shhhhhh, edit ... sssssst, hey guys, was that a little too tough on 'em - a little overtrashy maybe? Sorry if it was. I'll lighten up.

Don't worry about hurting them, Steve. They were already licking their butts after the trashing they got from me.

Yes, Dan. Try the secret of pink.

Hey Cuz Thanks for the geography lesson,but I already knew that "our" River starts in the land of Labatts and Cheese

If you two wanna start waxxin some Buttt.....have at it.

considering neither of you have caught a fish....in a floatilla
That makes you're so called trash talk....... weak
stick to waxxin buttts .........Os

Oh ya did you really think catchin springers in the Columbia is a Orygoon thing...think again,It just shows that if you guys can do it....it can't be that tuff......I like our chances :rolleyes:

Yep, you Orygoons sure can TALK .

But the problem is.....you can ONLY talk, you can't fish.

If your rods and reels worked as hard as your mouths do, the fish would be in serious trouble. Of course, IF is a big word.

Hey RT...was cacti on your "Word a Day" calendar today??

What's all this trash-talking crap going on over here? Don't make me bring in The Steelhead King.

Parker:

You ARE going to be down here for Floatilla IV to show us that you can also catch the occasional salmon, right? Or can you?

Os: In case you haven't noticed Ossy, we've more than started! Give yourself a reach around and see just how much wax you come up with. Same for Dannie and your NWO crew. :p

But we better be careful DJ, Parker might bring .. a'hem .. " THE STEELHEAD KING down upon us unworthy trashers! Oh gawd, not that Mikey. :rolleyes: Shiat. I started catching big salmon when I was 8 years old, and you were swimmin around looking like this Kinda cute, ay? Not. You know Parker, you still look a lot like that - with that weeny bod and big head of yours.
Oooooooooo. Ooooouch! RT scores a quick knockout punch on one of the Dawg pimps. Hey King, you better go over to the sissy ifish trash thread where you're on a more level playing field. ... Ya that's right you wussies Wasssies, we's baaad! Better think twice before messing with some Oreos.

Watch out boys, The Oregon Bulldog Davey Boy Jackson is building a website for zebco. They are hooking him up with totally brand new 33 classics and 5'6" rods to boot! He's been bragging that now he will be a force to be reckoned with. Sorry Dave but I had to share the secret.

I don't feel like rewinding this thread and seeing all the huff and puff I missed from the Oree-Gomers, so we'll just go ahead and say *ding**ding*..........Round 69.

Whatchoo got? Huh?

Easy there, King. Don't be paying any attention to those Orygon posers. They have plenty of bark, but no bite.

Yeah, I'll be down for F4.

What is a springer, any ways?

Cletus, er...I mean, Hey Y'all:

It's DAIWA, bizatch. Get it right.

Steelhead Queen:

That and you hear is a certain Redneck trying to get you to SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEL like a piggy. If you hold still like his pet goat he'll be done in about 30 seconds.

Yeah, about....what, 60 years ago? That's why your big ol' carcass is always rolling down hills, while us "younger" men walk upright. :p

You gonna wear your kneepads this time, RT? 'Cause Redneck was askin'...........