Sounds like the worm has "turned" Keith and Parker must have set a precedent with the verbal abuse and now everyone wants to play,

What I really think happened is Sol made the fatal "mistake" of showing a sign of competence and we all know what the deckhands first responsibility is....


B-run: Huh, wuh, duh... thanks?!! I'm flummoxed, now we all have to try and potlach ya'. I think I'll donate my old "tackle box/bag"..... hours of fun for the winner/loser assorting and exclaiming "yuck", I hope Mr. Clean/Sol wins that.

If you want to win that Lamiglas, you must follow in the footprints of Master Poe (my buddy, my boss---the mighty NOFISH). You start by drinking beer at noon the day before and you drink beer on the bus all the way to Westport. After you've downed a case or so you then swith to cheap red wine at diner time. He chose Two-Buck-Chuck, but MD20/20 will work fine. After a half bottle of that you then break out the Potters whisky bottle and have four or five stiff whiskey and waters.

After reviewing the entirety of this thread, it seems like a few posts are no longer with us. :p Thank God I took the liberty of saving, (for posterity) some of the finer moments on this one. I thought I may bring along a copy, or two, for posting at prominent locations throughout the charter boat. :p
Any guesses as to what the topic might be?
Sol, any guesses? Parker, care to take a shot at this one? :p

The term 'Milf' ring a bell?



I like whiskey boys, may I be so bold as to suggest you bring some.................

KK

Hey, I have a Milf at my house !!!

Will be shopping for some oysters on my way home tuesday for my fish gut eating flatlander buddies. Being directionaly challenged the way I am keep note of any signs you see on your way out sunday...

P.S- I called my doc today and he wrote me a script for some of those patch deals.. he said and I quote " These *******s make you sick so that you don't even notice that the sea makes you sick, try and have fun "... Bringing a 120 quart cooler in hopes of bringing some fish home.. see you sunday night at some point. If any of you are familier with the westport area and recommend any hotel in particular let me know.

B- Run: seems your goin' "the other way"...KK and I were talkin and tryin' to figure out where to get multi-colored cotton candy for the technicolor barf off...with all this hype, there's just gotta be a show!

up and down..back and forth..up and down..back and forth and on and on...........uh...I don't feeeel sooo goood, I think I'll just go down into the cabin and lie down for a minute.

stam

Take a shot at a Milf? Hell yeah! Sign me up!

When I first read the post above I thought it said milt, but that didn't make any sense. Excuse my ignorance, but what is milf? Something you eat, some kind of drink, or some hot new bait? What?

Doc.. its the fact that you don't know what Milf means in itself that makes you the great person that you probably are. It seperates you from the masses of wretched leachers that grace this board. I wish I could say that. I for one am proud of you.

Lets just leave it at that for now

Women reading this thread don't know what it means. We also don't know what filf means.

B-Run,
Try the COHO Motel--1.800.572.0177 if no rooms check wuth the Chamber, they'll give you a list of motels.

Sol this is the best I could do on short notice.....you were squawking about a virgin on board to bring you luck, so let me present Miss Gladiola GooberBooger Gigantaur from Greenwater. Gladiola held the title of Miss Greenwater last year and won the distance-spittin' contest while wearing her sash and plastic tiara. Today is her birthday so this trip will be her birthday fishing present......you boys treat her nice. She saw Stam's photo, learned he was from "that there big city down the road, Enormousclaw is what we Greenwatonians call that there burg!" and thinks he and KK are both quite handsome chaps. She promised herself to whoever brings in the biggest salmon. She wanted you maniacs to know the following about her:

LIKES: honesty, banana splits, short walks on the beach for saltwater taffy, laughter, competitive flatulence, fudge, Dukes of Hazzard reruns, butter, cheetohs, and guys from Enumclaw

DISLIKES: mean people, vegetables, bad breath, whole grain bread, blood pressure tests, aerobics and pantyhose.

you boys catch lots of fish and treat this here girl nice out there ya hear?



You can see by the bullet hole in her left mudflap that she is quite a tough cookie, things get rough out there on hwy 410 !!!!

MINGO!!!!!!!!! I had no idea you knew SOL's prom date from the old days!! I'm gonna have to hide my lunch on the boat now!

Ya know, with all of the effort you have put into your posts, I can't believe we won't be seeing you on Sunday! And since Parker's in charge of the Pacificos, we probably won't be seeing none of them either............I say a Pacifico to each Piscator with the first 12 fish! And I better have mine in the boat by 7 am or else the cheap beer gets cracked by me.....or more than likely Graham

I'll be with you dudes in spirit......friggin' work is killin' me right now.......but I'll be hoisting a few cold ones in the general direction of Westport !!

have fun lads!

Dude... that is just wrong.

Sounds like stam is her man.

Actually dudes I would take honesty to the next level and speak frankley... That just messed up my morning..

Short walks on the beach.. that kills me.

alright I got rid of the photo of Gladiola's "friend"...that may have been a bit too much..........I don't want you guys to start puking before the boat even leaves the dock! Dammit I wish I was going!!!!

She'll be a virgin no more...after the last round of target practice on my motherland, a romantic interlude with Gladiola can only help to restore this once proud cities fair reputation....mines already shot, so....I'll file this one under takin' one for the team. Go team PP go.

1st Pacifico is mine, fish or not

stam

startin' ta wonder about this "mingo" character, just a little too much local knowledge.....spies I say...spies everywhere!

WHOA THERE!!!

Parker *will* deliver the Pacificos! Might not be the same exact ones that Mingo delivered to my office , but an elite substitute team will be found.

Team Pacifico will board the boat Monday morning.

Once on board, it's up to you ladies whether or not they are consumed.

Here's a couple photos to wet your appetite. Stevo demonstrates the "proper" technique when playing fish aboard a charter.



The PUKER, a.k.a., NOFISH, mends up after his ordeal.



And, a box load of nooks and hohs.


See ya'll on Monday morning. I'll see if I can get Parker drunk the night before.