You were funny before...now you're just being silly.

Hairbaughl n Alexis get stuck in steamroom shower and are late to first game together...Hawks 24 Whiners 17 as Earl Thomas picks off Alexis for 70 yd TD late in 4th Qtr

My guess is Boise State could beat both teams.

Cause Alexis handled the football like a bar of soap from the steam room.Good luck,
SZ

Hawks 6
Gaybay 3

Zzzzingggg ....

Looks as though Clemons and Hawthorne are "available" for Sunday's meeting between the two titans of the NFC. That generally means they're not at full strength which, as you know, means Gore will have another career game against the Fawks. Expect that rook ILB of yours to be completely overwhelmed.

The over/under for Okung playing time has been lowered to three series. With Gallery out, that means Tarvaris will be running for his life from the Niner pass rush. He won't have time to look for anyone down field and Miller will be trying to block so the dump pass is out. The Fawks are fawked.

Speaking of ol' TJ.... ;), as the current Director Of Fawks Strategery, I got the inside scoop on why he's the starting QB. It seems he was called to Petey Rah-Rah's office for a meeting of the minds. He arrived early and went into Petey's office unannounced where he found the HC in a state of arousal; sweaty, his hair mussed up and his right hand very busy, viewing some goat porn that KK had sent over that very day. An obviously embarrassed Rah-Rah told TJ the starting job was TJ's as long as he kept that little encounter on the hush-hush.

Funny thing is, the two of them are now frequent companions for more viewing sessions after practice.

3-2.

One team should be able to move the ball to the others 35 yard line.

"Suck for Luck"

That right there is fk'n hilarious

yer killing me Hank ...

The radiation has finally taken it's toll.

Good morning Fawks Fans, one and all.

Presumably you've gotten yourselves prepped for today's action:

1. Liquor stocks replenished in order to numb the pain of another humiliating defeat at the Stick. For the dreamers out there, you've been to your friendly neighborhood pusher and replenished your supply of that tasty green bud. Whichever your choice may be, I HOPE you got a sufficient amount because you'll be needing vast quantities of one or both.

2. A list of orthopedic ankle specialists to send to the Fawks medical braintrust. The ones they're currently using don't seem to be up to the task. You might want to make another list of QBs on the waiver wire or some undrafted free agents.

3. A list, no, a litany of excuses to explain why those Fawks just didn't get the job done....again. You could start with "Curry could have stopped Gore's 3rd TD but his cleats were 1/16th" too short for the Candlestick turf". Another one you might try is "TJ showed a remarkable scrambling ability while trying to avoid the Niner pass rush. Give him 5 or 6 more games and he'll be able to get his passes closer to his receivers when he's on the run."

4. A way you can repeat the same excuses after your visit to Heinz Field next week and making them appear original.

5. See #4 for after the game at ChainLink Field against the Cards.

Side note; AYFKM?

I can't wait to hear your lame ass excuses after the games over. I hope you got yer Perch rod next to the front door, so you can stomp out mad somewhere around early 3rd qtr with your rod in your hand.

Pile worms are the ticket

I linked up to weatherwatch and there were no Green Typhoon alerts for this area. It's a beeeyoootyful day for a Fawk roast.




The surf perch are safe for another day...except for the brightly colored ones Abby will be catching.

Fawks got their running game established...now let's see how the passing attack goes.

I'll be damned, Curry has two tackles already.

Fawks OL only gave up 2 sacks in the 1st quarter.

Solid work...

Those sacks are on T-JOKE.

Yeah right; Justin Smith handling Okung had nothing to do with it.

seahawks have no off line..time to go look to see whos sitting in free agency