It's the Alaskan flyfishermen who figured it out for trout fishing...besides working, they don't get hooked deeply, either...and it works for steelhead, too

Fish on...

Todd

I get it.

You're a fucktard.

You can snag without beads. You can't snag without a hook.

So it all boils down to you being a dumbass, dipsh!t, fucktard.........take your pick.

Typing slower won't change it, either. It just means people will have to wait longer to see that you're dumber than a sack of hammers.

Yay!

I prefer sequins and toothpicks....

Nipple rings and Prince Alberts in low clear water.

Hank's one of those "It's the bead's fault that people snag with beads" guys.

That's why he "associates" beads with snagging.

He's like the stupid dog that Pavlov was messing around with. Hank starts drooling any time he sees a bead.

No, what it boils down to is you can't understand, or you don't want to understand, simple English. I explained myself well enough that even redhook could understand it. I pointed out on more than one occasion the snaggers around here are using beads..with hooks too I would presume. You didn't pass the test. You're as sharp as a bag of wet leather. It all boils down to you being a dimbulb..mental midget..slack-jawed drooler. Take your pick.

You explained that you're a fucktard very well, Hank.

Thank you.

However, I don't think you've convinced anyone except Sol Dork that you're smarter than I am.

You HAVE convinced Sol Dork, though.

Congratulations?

And I got the idea you're a dipsquat pretty loud and clear.

I appreciate that.

Sure you did, Dr. Hank.

You're so smart.

S-M-R-T.

Yep, Dan is a snagger.

How did we get to beads?

Oh stop it Dan. Everybody knows there's nobody as smart as you. I really look up to you and treasure your every word. It's as though I'm drinking from a fountain of knowledge whenever I read one of your posts. Bless you, my son.

Dan has always been full of himself, just ask him.

I don't fish beads.

And there's plenty of people around here that are smarter than I am.
























Not you guys, though.

ZZZZZzzzzzzz! Again!

You don't fish beads? Aw, sh!t. I was hoping you could show me how to do that without snagging 'em. I guess I'll just head on down to the American River now and get those guys to convince me they're not snagging.

I'll let you know how that works out.

If Obummer had a son,he'd be a snagger.

I could show you how to fish them legit. They just aren't something I fish. I don't fish lots of things that people catch fish legitimately with.

Who cares about what those fucktard flossers down there are doing with them? Like that has anything to do with how one might fish them here - or even there.

Snagging is an act, not a lure or hook or bead or leader length.

I do care about the flosser/beaders down here, which is why I don't fish with beads.

Remember?

If you want to show me how to do it legit, I'll take you up on the offer some day. It won't be something I'll do a lot or a little or even more than once. It will be an experience though and having a lot of those is what counts in life.

I show ya how Hank. I'll even show you the super-top-secret bead flossing under a float in off colored water. It takes bit more skill than the gin clear spot and yank techniques... but rather astoundingly, works like a mother %&#&@...

You'd be closer, Twitch. When I drive up that way, I'm usually tuckered out by the time I hit Gold Beach. Does that super-top-secret bead flossing under a float work on the Rogue? Better yet, how 'bout the Chetco?