Eddie! I want half Eddie!

She's gonna get roughly $70 billion dollars. Been with him since before Amazon; worked at Amazon in the early days and WA is a community property state. He's super, mega fvcked.

$70 billion dollars. She'd be the richest woman on the planet.

I wonder if she needs a Cabana boy? She's not much of a looker, but I could probably find a way manage.

Jokes aside, remember that Enron Exec that got a divorce from his wife for a stripper? All that went through before Enron was busted. He knew they were going to be busted. The courts made him liquidate all of his Enron stock and gave her 1/2 of the proceeds in the "divorce". I'm not saying Amazon is following suit, but the only way the Bezos's could liquidate without sending the market into a panic would be via a "divorce". Sneaky sneaky smart.