We have pet names for all our "good plugs" The best being the SE 35 hotshot in deep purple .. aka purple Jesus. Or the chrome and chartuse hot tail SE 35 aka Dennis Rodman (the most irritating person on earth)on and on.. Anyway, about plugs, one of you guys on the board posted that you take all your plugs and put them in a circle on the garage floor. In the center you put the least productive plug of last year and smash it with a hammer while all the others watch. That was a great idea and we had a good time with it this year.

Minnie Pearl.. goes down and yells "Howdeee" and Gilbert Godfree screams "I'm fishin here!!!" The fish gotta pay at "Jims cafe" What fish could resist eating "Heather Locklear".. Almost get caught by that one myself every time I see it.

How many times have you told the guy in the front of the boat that he should take off his wool gloves before he messes with a plug??? He gets the hooks in one glove, then while trying to unhook that one winds up with his hands hooked together like an idiot... As he struggles its almost too much of a temptation to kick him in the back of the head.. because he is not smart enough to "take the gloves off and then unhook them you tard !!!"

Wonder where all that came from?? I am needing on the water real bad..