You know the story about why you shouldn't play chess with a pigeon?

Spoonfedheadgiver is the pigeon. He just sh!t on the board and is strutting around like he won the game.

What a fuckin donkey.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames