Seriously?

lol

That's worse that throwing a rod in the river. I bet girlie boy's lack of strength cost him way more than it cost me to replace that rod.

I had a pretty good audience to witness my stupidity, though, so that was unfortunate.

Hey brain pills - what did it cost you to fix the door?
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames