Far out of my league? In the words of the immortal Patrice Oneal,"halle Berry's pu$$y is the same as the b!tch that works at McDobalds,it's just something we wanna pop. We make it too special!"

So keep telling yourself these hollywood strumpets and whatnot are out of your league. I'm willing to bet 10 minutes alone with Glyneth Pwaltrow or whatever her fkn name is would leave you wanting to pour kerosene over your head and light yourself on fire. Or perhaps you're so thirsty for puss you would get all tongue tied and eat the b1tch out on the first date saying I love you. Me? I have never been one for idolatry,unless of course,it's Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles or Trish fkn Stratus in her prime. Ass that could crack a walnut. I digress. Hollywood has nothing I want.