I hate to break it you ladies, but there is no such thing as 'secret' rivers or spots any longer. Everywhere any of you pantywaists have ever been were explored decades ago by men hardier and tougher than you. Anyone with any semblance of a working frontal lobe can find any information on any location on Earth...down to the fuckin' small rock next to the small bush which is next to that tree over there.

Besides, who gives a [Bleeeeep!] about naming rivers that no longer contain fish and aren't open for fishing anyways and never will be again in your lifetime.

Get over yourselves you cunty Walnuts.