So yeah, if you have to call yourself an Alpha, you're not really an Alpha, but I wouldn't expect you to know that Bently. The only blood in the water here is leaking from your sandy she-vag, so best stay on the beach with the other ladies.

But, yeah, I'm doing great and thanks for asking! I just got a small, unexpected 5% raise this morning just for being me. Being me is a lot of fun. Take notes Bently.