I've honestly thought about running for office before then I realized I had no real money; would need to be "responsible" and give "effort" (like...for real); would need to scrub the internet of my awful existence; get people to like me temporarily and for long enough, that in the end, everyone on all sides would end up hating me permanently.

THEN I realized that if the end goal was still going to be everyone hatin' on me on matter what I did, that I could do exactly none of the above for free from my couch.

So this brings us to now. If the town of Douchebagville still needs an honorary Mayor, I'd be happy to assume the title - but just know there are going to be some serious changes made around here. Mostly regarding policy centered on T&A, guns and weed. AND DA' JEWS!!!!