I was thinking about getting into the stock market this Tuesday, buying on the "dip" is a good idea I have heard. What stocks do you recommend?

Maybe also thinking about getting in on the bond market.

Actually I have been hoarding toilet paper this week. So far I have purchased 300 rolls since last Monday. I figure I am going to make a pretty huge profit. Went to fill up some gas cans yesterday with non ethanol fuel and figured I would stop at the local QFC and blow some fiat on some "paper gold", got 60 rolls for $20. I figure I will get a better return on this TP than any other investment in the near future. They were half cleaned out of TP already, in Hong Kong the gangs are dong armed robberies for TP.