Sparky's probably too modest to wear a G-string and dink floats, maybe some thing a little less risque, like one of Prince's seatless jumpsuits and a Little Richard wig. (Good golly Miss Molly) He can ride in the back of a monster truck with Thill Floats emblazoned on the doors tossing Ding Dongs and Twinkies to bewildered onlookers and a PA system blaring the theme song from Cops. The parade can start at the old smoke stack at the East end of Monroe and terminate at the State pen where Sparky will most likely be escorted inside for leading an unofficial parade of IA revelers goose-stepping in formation down Main street in waders with their rods at sholder arms. Then the theme song really kicks in. "Bad Boy, Bad Boy whatcha gonna do when the men in the pen get their hands on you?"

Just kidding Sparky. I'm not implying you're "that way" but when you started that "weiner" thread?????????? AAAACK! I think all the cabin fever due to the lousy season is getting to me.

ADP