Originally Posted By: ReefSkunk
Happy Birthday to Evo’s Mom.


Sincerely.


She’s given the gift that keeps on giving to PP’s darkside.




^^^^^^^
This!

Since Evo has amounted to nothing, he's obsessed with his association with "truly dangerous dudes," Hawaiians, Samoans, Tongans, skaters, kick flips, brother's motorcycle, BBQing the steaks his mom bought, and on and on. All because without these associations, Evo's life amounts to zero. Congratualtions Evo! Good thing you know a guy; otherwise your life would amount to less than zero.