I would like to take Kim into a small room ,with some incandescent lighting in it,and the floor covered in plastic,have her get nude,and lay down on her stomach with that big fake fat ass in front of me. I would then take a big turkey baster and bast her stupid vapid ass with canola oil ,like it was a giant butterball turkey,and she would have those little turkey chef hat things on her hands and feet,and an apple in her useless mouth as I went gobble gobble gobble you stupid b!tch! That's what I think of when I hear her name.