Prayers sent. That'll do the trick.




Actually, here's what is going to happen:

a). The Fat Cheeto goes in to quarantine for the next 14 or so days and we only hear from him via Tweets. He will double down on that this is a Derp State Conspiracy by the DemoTards and will ask QAnon for help.

b). Once the Fat Cheeto heals up, he's going to say that the election was rigged (if he loses) because of his 14 day absence from the campaign trail and not being able to attend the debates.

c). He will heal up and proudly tell all the world that COVID is an over reaction. He will even go as far as telling us all that we should just STFU, get COVID, and move on once we are "healed".

d). If he loses the election, he's going to use this as another excuse not to leave the office. At that point, IMO, he's fair game to have his head chopped off and put on a spike on the White House Lawn, right next to Osama. The two are practically twins, at this point. Oh wait. That's a horrible comparison! Shame on me! The Fat Cheeto has killed WAY more Americans than Osama ever did.

c). Not likely, but there is the slim chance the Fat Cheeto succumbs to COVID. 3 people will attend his funeral, but even in death, his staff will state that the most people ever, in all of history, attended his funeral.

Book it.