I am a founding member of the Seahawks 13th Man Fan.

I'll root strong and hard for the Seahawks if and when they win. I'll talk about player names and tell all about how awesome Russel Wilson, DK Metcalf, and Tyler Lockett are! I'll even talk about the glory days of BeastMode, Jim Zorn and that fat mexican kicker who scored a touchdown on a trick play! I'll wear my brand new, just out of the wrapper, Seahawks #12 "Fan" Jersey.

It's all good for the 13th Man Fan when the Seahawks win! Super Bowl, baby!!!!!!




But, if the Seahawks lose on Sunday..........





As a 13th Man Fan, I leave the tags on the jersey and will return that fvcking POS crap-tastic, I fvcking *hate* the Seahawks, they suck, and I'll never watch them again until they win again, Jersey. I'll tear down anything blue and green. I'll call Russell soft and complain that DK and Lockett are over paid pieces of crap. Screw you Beast Mode! That damn fat mexican kicker could barely move his fat ass to the goal line! Pete Carrol sucks. I hate football.











Until next season where it will be time to buy another new jersey and I'll be leaving the tags on it!


I *am* the 13th Man Fan!

Go Dawgs!

uh, I mean Hawks!