DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of SEATTLE, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS, Friends. you should totally hop in the Subaru and come on down to my Capital HIll studio apartment that I rent for 3 times your mortgage, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and there's some left over spray paint from CHOAD, I mean CHOP, and everything, we can crack open a nice hazy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to The Garage- listen here, right, they serve vegan appitizers and it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a bowling alley where we can bowl, without dumb kids bothering us. It's owned by Pearl Jam, so it's dope. speaking of which (adulting and dope) megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this hazy and pop open another one!!!