Originally Posted By: Salmo g.
Actually, I'm partial to the French approach, bring out the guillotine!


Make them pull the guillotine rope themselves, too, like this nutjob:

"Buddhist monk chops off his own head with a guillotine to please Buddha and reincarnate as a 'higher spiritual being"

I always wondered what those self-sacrificial religious nutjobs think when they realize heaven looks just like the inside of a casket with worms crawling up their noses.