I have another Dimslee thread, but this post deserves its own thread. After 7.1 million vaccinations in WA, Inslee is coming out with an incentive program to get vaccinated. A little late to the party Dimslee….but that's not unusual. I was able to get a preview of the incentives:

1) A bag of maggot-infested apples grown by Dimslee himself.
2) A free copy of the Cato Institute report ranking Inslee last at 50th out the nation's 50 governors.
3) A shoebox full of broken glass gathered from Seattle businesses' windows from the past couple years of protesting and looting.
4) A free map of the CHOP zone. Take the family for a tour! Complimentary plastic bag is provided to gather hypodermic needles and human feces.
5) A free VHS tape of Dimslee shooting the basketball indoors a year before HS students were allowed into their gyms.
6) If you're over age 90, wheelchair bound and live 150+ miles from Puget Sound...you get a free ferry pass!
7) A gallon of sunscreen to get ready for climate change.
8) A year's supply of blue hair dye and one free face piercing!

Get in line for your vaccine today!