In all seriousness, you're right.

As I may have written before, I was once driving up Hwy 101 north of Santa Barbara while a wildfire was reported near Lake Cachuma...many miles from where I was. So I drove through that famous tunnel and I emerged on the other side into a friggin wildfire...complete with burning branches on the roadway and intense heat cooking my car.

There was no turning back so I floored it and escaped a 1/4 mile later. Scarey shitt.