Damn, I said earlier I didn't want to get into your personal business but yeah basically this is why I think the people clowning on you for not joining are wrong. There are a lot of reasons to clown on a person, especially you specifically, but even I draw the line at clowning on someone for their medical condition. People can do better, you know something like:

How'd you get those 5 stars, General? Is it 1 star for each pound of those Big Cutty-Steelhead hybrids you are catching on the cabin at Hood Canal? Or is it 1 star for each pound of the last humpy you flossed out of the Carbon? Maybe it's 1 star per possum dispatched with a hatchet. Or 1 star per methhead chased out of the trailer park. I can keep going like this all day...