Thank you for your concern, Parker, but their is an ancient Chinese philosophical proverb that goes a little something like this:

"Better to be feeble bodied and sit in front seat, lose plug occasionally to root wad, then get strong and have good build, which attract women, like SAUKit2em, from rowing boat hard through fast current."

You want your plug back so bad, then put your scuba gear on and I'll gladly take you back to that gear-grabbin' hole. You win some you lose some, glad it wasn't mine!