I am guessing this was targetted at SpoonFed because none of it applies to me.

I sold my off shore boat to fund my obsession for Bud Light Tad Pollys - So I can't be the Straitliner

Around 8 years ago just when homelessness started becoming cool I got assaulted while sleeping under the Anthony's Pier. I never go back to MA11 now. - So I can't be the Clay Banks guy.

After my last vasectomy failed, I vowed I would never use my balls anywhere near Astoria - So I can't be the B10 guy.

I think most people would describe me as a Honest and Inclusive Harvest Oriented Gamefisher. That being said I am not expressly admitting to any affiliation with HOG, however I do generally support their operations.
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