Not too long ago I got some lure making stuff and some hot paints and a good paint brush, an Ive been working on some killer carp crankbait lures.
I figure if I can crack the carp fishin market I'll be able to afford a guided trip to Alaska pretty soon, but Ive gotta get the rigs into a hot retail store. So Ryan, how about you guys buyin a big order of carp tackle? There should be a real hot market for carp tackle, cause no-one can fish for the salmonid species, and most fishin guys' golf swings still suck, so they wont just quit fishin.
The new advertising motto will be "Save a steelhead- Eat a carp". They say it tastes like chicken. I'll use recycled plastics in the packaging and all that stuff, and will even sponsor a conservation group to stock carp into former steelhead waters for more carp fishin. Then we could get a couple of TV show producers to put some pro carp fishin shows together and proudly show the rest of the world whatwe can do up here in the Pacific NW.
Geez maybe I could make enugh dough on this carp thing I could retire to Alaska and spend my remaining days steelhead fishin.
Oh well back to my coffee cup.