LOL LOL LOL and also:

hash browns are so much better than grits

"FORE!"

"I'm guilty your honor"

Can't we all just get along?

Here, let me get the door for you.

I possibly can't wear this t-shirt because of the armpit stains.

There's too much nudity in this movie.

I do.

Fake breasts are so unbecoming.

Nascar is so boring.

That CB antenna is too tall.

Playboy is sexist.

The waterbed is so 80's.

and......

I'm too fish to drunk.