I know everyone is dying to fish me, the 'Wonderful Sparkey.' Where else can you learn how to fall in the River gracefully on a daily basis, row Class III rapids backwards, pick out the worse of backlashes(also on a daily basis), go 0-14 on 'Nookies on plugs...

Plus there is more. I can teach you the best way to freespool down to Oil City when you are still at Morgans.

And we will finish up the day with a lesson on how to lose a toady 'Nook. It will be a a comprensive lecture on how to WAIT to set the hook until sombody yells "Set the hook" and you look down and see a 30# chinookie swimming around with your eggs and corky in his mouth. And then best of all the perfect manner in which to wiff on the hookset!!

A day with Sparkey is like a day with no other. And if we have time, I can give a quick rundown on how is the easiest, fastest and overall, best way, to get a restraining order filed against you.

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: RPetzold ]

[ 06-15-2001: Message edited by: ReiterRat ]