FH5 & DF,

Take a less than average looking trashy mouthed 'ho off the streets of Seattle, beat on her with your fish club for 15 minutes, most blows going directly to the facial area, roll her around in your fish cooler for a day or so to make certain she has "ode de Sea" going, marry her to her brother to keep the lineage perfectly vertical on the old tree, arm her with a pinkys' worth of intelligence, give her a guiding license so she can rip off 'clients' and provide her a 9600 dial modem and keyboard. Thats our lovely [Bleeeeep!] whom we miss so very much.

Did I miss anything?

C'mon [Bleeeeep!], this ought to get you typing...

[ 10-04-2001: Message edited by: Saltine ]