Heard this one today at work...

A friend of a co-worker was fishing the lower Elwha at the big rock hole, a bunch of Native kids showed up and started snagging,. They were giving the guy a hard time, saying "You're not going to catch any fish here, we're going to catch them all and spook the rest" etc, etc. I guess the friend then stopped fishing, went over and grabbed two big rocks, threw them in the water, and scared all the fish out of that hole.

-N.