BK, when fishing you can get STDs (Standing on Turd Droppings).

LOL 'Yall. Fishing and sex are a lot alike in many ways for our Os man. To wit: I've heard he always has scatches on his back - either from thorn bushes or that farmer's fingernails. He uses a noodle rod for both. Somehow animals are always part of both endeavors. Let's see .. how else are they alike for Os .. Well, he's always trying to reel em in but loses them. One word - latex. When he refers to himself as the 'cat's meow', he means it literally. .. Hmmm, what else .. Oh ya, another common item to both for him - WD40 (not to get it in, butt to help get it back out; without another humiliating trip to the veternarian's). Hey Os, try Auqaglide!