How many have had to explain the Half t-shirts to the wife because you forgot to bring TP with ya on the river. I know I must have about a half drawer full. I never have learned.

I remember once when I was a kid driving through the Yukon in winter on our way back to Washington. Took a piss and it froze before it hit the ground. Im not jokeing. It was like 50 below 0 with 20MPH winds. It was one cold SOB.