Magic 8 doesn't say anything, it just answers questions posted *outloud*.

People down the hall gave me a strange look when I asked no one in particular the question of:

"Magic 8 Ball. Will Windows XP turn out to be a bloated sack of Gates [Bleeeeep!] that will eventually end up in a parking lot for RichG to step on?"

Magic 8 Ball replied:

"Yes Definitely"

Sorry RichG and DJ, Magic 8 Ball never lies.....
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T.K. Paker